SWF Heel/Face SlamBall sign-up thread

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Okay, there was going to be a heel/face basketball game, but that never came about, and I mentioned SlamBall in chat, and several people liked it, so here goes.

 

If you were/are in the SWF, and want to be a participant, sign up for this thing. List which team you'd like to play for, and what positions.

 

SlamBall, for the unawares, is 4-on-4 b-ball with trampolines and such. The positions are:

 

Handler (1 on court at a time) - like a point guard

Gunners (2 on court) - like shooting guards/small forwards

Stopper (1 on court) - power forward/center

 

Oh, and I need some coaches, commentator suggestions, and such. I'm having this take place in the 'Kingdome'. Yeah...fun~!

 

Edit: You can nominate people who are MIA, like CIA.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I volunteer me for handler. Word. Face team.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Oh...I'm definitely playing!

 

Enter HVT at center...and...uhhh...you decide what you want to do with him. Either he can no sell his paralysis and play normal, or you can somehow use him in his wheelchair as fun. Doesn't matter to me.

 

Da "can't tell you how many times he's thought of SWF/IGNWF Basketball" H

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Although the thought of a large crippled man on a trampoline makes me smile, I have Thugg upright and such.

 

Oh, and in chat, Frost said he wanted to be the face stopper, and he nominated WildChild as a gunner...must not forget that...

[Guest Ace309]

I'll be a heel stopper, just so long as I get to stiff the living shit out of people while I do it. (Y)

[Guest realitycheck]

I nominate Z (classic Z) as Team Face pine-rider (And constantly wonders why he's the only benched player on either team) who begs to get put in the game, but doesn't until a dramatically oppertune moment in which he can drain the game-winning three pointer.

 

Either that, or he gets put in with hilariously disasterous results. Either or.

 

-Z

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Wildchild + trampoline = BAH GAWD!

[Forewarned 0]

Neilsen will referee.

 

Muahahaha

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I would die to have old-school full-face Edwin coach the face team.

 

Slamball RULES! It's one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I hope TNN keeps it going.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Complete with banana daquiris, Edwin?

[Guest Suicide King]

I coach the heels, or you all die.

[Guest Ace309]

And I nominate a very, very confused Mark Stevens as coach of the faces.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Edwin called it, Tom. Maybe Mark as commentator? Or not. Who knows...he'd call a dunk a home run or something. Because he's a bowling fan...wait...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Mark would make a great commentator for this. But he'd be a good coach too. Hell, shuffle Edwin wherever you want. I don't care. I just need to be involved, because Slamball is the best sport ever created. And I've watched American Gladiators.

[Guest TheAntipop]

I nominate myself to be King's wife who watches from the stands and blows him kisses.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

...I'll second that nomination.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

I'll come out of retirement to be a face gunner, or if there's no room left, I'll be a commentator.

 

-Annie

[Guest chirs3]

I'll be the beer guy.

 

Assuming that people actually attend this game, that is.

[Guest Crowe]

*is only a mere SJLer*

 

 

*mutters to himself and walks off*

[janusd 0]

I'd be heel stopper, if Taamo hadn't taken the spot.

 

Backup heel stopper?

[Guest Powerplay]

Crooked Referee or Assistant coach. I'm not up for any of that weird bouncing stuff .

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I'll be the heel Handler, just to go one-on-one with the Great One~! (Frost).

 

I nominate Midget as something, as well as Comet and Flink.

 

Grimedogg is on the heel team... or face... anywhere, really, and after every shot/block that he makes, he starts screaming about how haRdK0Re he is.

 

As for commentators... 3-man team.

 

Generic Face Commentator Who Keeps Mistaking Slamball For Baseball (Or Rugbee: Mark Stevens (or Axis)

Clueless Heel Commentator: Perfect Bo

Bitter For No Apparent Reason Heel Colour: Stubby Pots McWeed

 

Should be entertaining.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I'll be a Face Gunner but only if DDR machines arbitrarily appear below the basket and near trampolines. Perhaps even bouncing off said trampolines...

[Guest Grand Slam]

Edwin can be coach, I'll be the assistant coach. Its not like Grand Slam is ignorant of other sports, its just that all of them pale in comparison to the glory of baseball.

 

However, SlamBall is kinda fun to watch, in a "who will get a severe neck injury" way.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

You need a basketball guy on analysis. I nominate Chocolate Thunder Darrell Dawkins, who is world's more entertaining that Reggie Theus, or Bill Walton.

 

"What is Wildchild thinking out there, that shot was HOOOORRRRRRRIBLE!"

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Someone asked if Slamball would come back to TNN. I saw a commercial advertising that Slamball Season Two would be coming in August. So there you go.

[Guest The Superstar]

I'll..........oh wait.

 

Are front-row seats still available?

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I nominate myself for the heel team as the guy who injures his opponents deliberately...

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Okay, so far, here's the lineups and such...

 

An in brackets, until further notice, denotes a starter...or something

 

Face Team

Handler(s) - Mike Van Siclen

Gunner(s) - WildChild, Annie, CED

Stopper(s) - Frost

Others - Z, Comet (Possibly?), Grimedogg (Possibly?)

-Head coach: Edwin MacPhisto

-Assistant coach: Mark Stevens

 

Heel Team

Handler(s) - TNT

Gunner(s) -

Stopper(s) - HVT, Tom, Janus

Other - Jay Dawg, Grimedogg (Possibly?)

-Head coach: Suicide King

-Assistant coach: Judge

 

Referee(s): Neilsen

 

Commentators

Darrel Dawkins - Inside b-ball analysis - face

The Goon(?) - angry and clueless - heel

 

 

Others:

Mr G - King's wife

Raynor - Beer guy

Fans - JLers

 

Okay, I need more heels and such. I'm thinking maybe ELM for a heel gunner, as well as maybe bumping Tom down there, too (No offense, but a guy Tom's size isn't that credible as a stopper). I want around 8-10 folk per side...oh, and maybe some other commentator suggestions.

 

*makes note to put JD down for gunner under 'Bjork' or 'Kid Bullet'

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

I'll be a gunner for the Heel Team.