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Guest dreamer420
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Explain why a main eventer should be intimidated by a 5'8 man.

Because he'll suplex the fuck out of you.  Kurt Angle too if he gets a chance.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

If he can reach me. Can you see Tazz throwing Nash around? (If Nash would allow it)

Guest Human Fly
Posted

"Can you see Tazz throwing Nash around? (If Nash would allow it)"

 

That's a good visual though

Guest dreamer420
Posted

Actually I could see him doing it and it would pop the crowd I bet.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

Please. Nash has almost a foot and a half on him. He's to big for a pattented Tazz Slop-plex ™

Guest One Bad Apple
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Why not make Tazz a main eventer?  They can just put him in a midcard feud with Angle, kill Kurt's career even more than they are already.

 

 

Bad booking has made him look like a chump to the point that the average fan would never take him seriously

I don't know why everyone seems to think that some bad booking can ruin a guy's career irreparably.  I think if they ever made a serious, focused attempt to push Tazz as a killer, they could probably succeed.

 

Most people won't take his Tazplexs, which can be a problem.

I'd venture to say the fact that he even has something called a "Tazzplex" could be a problem.

 

Taz(z) COULD be a main eventer, if Vince (and a few people on this thread) could get over their ingrained prejudices about his size.  i mean, Vince new he was small when he hired him.  we all know Vince likes the big, slow guys.  what was his line of thinking?  probably something along the lines of "Well, he's ECW World champ, lets sign him out from under Paul E. and watch them scramble to try and find someone new to stick the belt on such short notice".  asshole.

I totally agree.  And that last part was hilarious ... made me spit my motor oil all over the screen.

 

I will try my best to be a good poster.

You better.

 

Or I'm gonna fuck you up.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I like Tazz but he is out of shape and really is to short to be a major player in the WWF, the "scrappy underdog won't work with a gut who talks so tough.  He has become sloppy in his work since his feud with the King and becoming an announcer.  I can't blame him fully for getting out of shape and not trying his hardest when he is being used as a jobber.

I like Goodear's idea of having him drop weight and becoming a cruiser.  They could build him up with a "cruiser killer" bad ass heal gimmick and give him a Goldberg style push in the division.  All the cruisers will take his moves and it might provide some motivation for him.  After building him up as unstoppable, his eventual defeat will draw for the undercard, which is something WWF is lacking.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
Why not make Tazz a main eventer?  They can just put him in a midcard feud with Angle, kill Kurt's career even more than they are already.

Oh, that goes without saying. :D

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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Hey, they could put Tazz over Kurt clean, just like they are going to do with Edge!

 

then Tazz would be a SUPERSTAR! and no one would care he is still an out of shape midget.

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