Why is My Eyebrow is on Fire such a dick?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I know this is off topic, but is that "Hey Steve" in your avatar Evenflow?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Maybe Banky stole his tampons.

[Guest Goodear]

Oh damn, I was looking forward to Banky telling everyone just how unoriginal they were for the ninth time. Now I'm down to Rick Rudo telling people just how much Vince hates him personally and Jubuki being a dickhead while telling everyone just how much he loves his new board. It's a sad day. Sniff.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

As far as My Eyebrow is on Fire........I haven't seen him on here in awhile.  Maybe he left?

Maybe Banky is really Nathan Jones, and we all forced Eyebrow to sell them like A-Train sold that "kick."

 

Banky you were never funny, you're worse than me.

 

Oh damn, I was looking forward to Banky telling everyone just how unoriginal they were for the ninth time. Now I'm down to Rick Rudo telling people just how much Vince hates him personally and Jubuki being a dickhead while telling everyone just how much he loves his new board. It's a sad day. Sniff.

 

Add me to that list, I have enraged Dames, again. Caboose made a joke about me being thrown out of the OAOAST, which led to me making a few jokes of my own(see Title), and a few posts to add to that, which in turn led Zack to claim that he was PMing me, but I have never received it. I'm slowly becoming more and more hated as I type this up.

[Guest Banky]

a. Banky has always been funny

 

b. Rudo needs to find a new hobby

 

c. Jubuki's new board is boss

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

a. Banky has always been funny

You are the most boring poster here, you and Kotz are the only two posters I can't stand. I know Kotz never did any wrong to me, but he comes off as a major jackass.

[Guest Banky]

a. Banky has always been funny

You are the most boring poster here

Highly doubtful. But thanks for trying.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I know this is off topic, but is that "Hey Steve" in your avatar Evenflow?

Yea... but it's actually "Eh Steve!" (I didn't believe it either at first, but that's what the "official" avatar says as opposed to my "b00tl3g" screen-capped avatar). I had to use my University webspace for something, and since it's one of the few places that allows remote-linking for images nowadays, what better place to put an avatar?

 

I also have The Cheat's version up there as a 100x100 piece, if you need to use that the file name is http://people.ucsc.edu/~erobins/ehsteve2.jpg. Good stuff, that. Although shortly after I made it, I found the "official" Sweet Cuppin' Cakes avatars.

[Guest MrRant]

Kirk looks like such a woman in Plush's sig.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Why is My Eyebrow is on Fire such a dick?

 

 

BECAUSE HIS FUCKING EYEBROW IS ON FIRE! NOT BOTH OF THEM, JUST ONE. AND THAT IS FUCKED UP.

 

 

Fuck, why didn't any of you peons come up with the answer? It's that simple.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I know this is off topic, but is that "Hey Steve" in your avatar Evenflow?

Yea... but it's actually "Eh Steve!" (I didn't believe it either at first, but that's what the "official" avatar says as opposed to my "b00tl3g" screen-capped avatar). I had to use my University webspace for something, and since it's one of the few places that allows remote-linking for images nowadays, what better place to put an avatar?

 

I also have The Cheat's version up there as a 100x100 piece, if you need to use that the file name is http://people.ucsc.edu/~erobins/ehsteve2.jpg. Good stuff, that. Although shortly after I made it, I found the "official" Sweet Cuppin' Cakes avatars.

Man it didn't take them long to make avatars of that. That was the last Strong Bad email update wasn't it?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I know this is off topic, but is that "Hey Steve" in your avatar Evenflow?

Yea... but it's actually "Eh Steve!" (I didn't believe it either at first, but that's what the "official" avatar says as opposed to my "b00tl3g" screen-capped avatar). I had to use my University webspace for something, and since it's one of the few places that allows remote-linking for images nowadays, what better place to put an avatar?

 

I also have The Cheat's version up there as a 100x100 piece, if you need to use that the file name is http://people.ucsc.edu/~erobins/ehsteve2.jpg. Good stuff, that. Although shortly after I made it, I found the "official" Sweet Cuppin' Cakes avatars.

Man it didn't take them long to make avatars of that. That was the last Strong Bad email update wasn't it?

Yea, well, it's Sweet Cuppin' Cakes, man! It's just THAT freakin' awesome!

 

And Mattdotcom, that can't be all there is to it... I mean my friends and I have all burned our eyebrows at one point or another and we're not that mad. Although maybe we were at the time, but for that his eyebrow would have to be the light that never goes out or something.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

You're so right, evenflow. But perhaps our dickheaded friend loved his eyebrows more than any man or woman ever should. The loss of the eyebrow, which, depending on the urgency of the fire could or could not have been permanent, sent him over the edge. Not able to comprehend this loss, My Eyebrow is on Fire decided to take out his anger on us.

 

Or perhaps we were wrong. "On fire" doesn't have to literally mean 'on fire'. It can also mean 'very popular'. And whose eyebrow is very popular? The Rock's! Annd seeing as how most of us hate WWE, The Rock is here to defend it.

 

Or maybe he's just a guy with an incredibly small penis.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Maybe he's jealous of his eyebrow being popular? He's thinking, "why can't I be popular? Why must it be my eyebrow that's on fire?"

[Guest Vitamin X]

b. Rudo needs to find a new hobby

I couldn't agree more. The guy is the biggest fucking loser I have seen in ages (note the Ultimo Dragon thread in which I try asking him why he even bothers posting, and watch it escalate into a needless flame war). Why the hell waste so much negative energy and time on something you hate so much? It makes absolutely no sense to me.

 

He himself even says he doesn't watch. So, if he doesn't watch, doesn't like the product, and is only there to contribute how much he hates the product, it's like WE GET THE FUCKING POINT, MAN. Get a life...

[Guest Cover of Darkness]

It doesn't offend to me.

 

But then I don't care about him as a performer either way yet either.  Maybe if he impresses me at one point I'll have something to say about the mask.  But as for now I kinda like it in a blank slate kind of way.

Shut up

No, no. YOU shut up. With your ghostbusters sig. I can fucking QUOTE ghosbusters. Do you realize what that means? My levels of geekocity far outweigh and outmatch anything you say.

 

 

 

Sucka.

Jesus plays on volleyball team and he stinks.

 

 

Shut up.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Maybe he's jealous of his eyebrow being popular?  He's thinking, "why can't I be popular?  Why must it be my eyebrow that's on fire?"

Eyebrow envy, eh? It wouldn't be the FIRST time I've heard of it.

 

Oh, and CoD... if you'd like to get technical, as per the subject of this thread, MEioF is a much worse volley-ball player than Jesus. I mean cut my man J.C. some slack, they didn't even HAVE volleyball back in his day, and he's too busy trying to achieve peace on earth and good will towards man, so he can't really practice. MEioF, on the other hand, grew up with volleyball and time to practice, it's just that he's too busy going all crazy about how everyone loves his one bushy eyebrow with its silky smooth... mmmmmm.... his eyebrow's on fire!!!!

[Guest Banky]

It doesn't offend to me.

 

But then I don't care about him as a performer either way yet either.  Maybe if he impresses me at one point I'll have something to say about the mask.  But as for now I kinda like it in a blank slate kind of way.

Shut up

No, no. YOU shut up. With your ghostbusters sig. I can fucking QUOTE ghosbusters. Do you realize what that means? My levels of geekocity far outweigh and outmatch anything you say.

 

 

 

Sucka.

Jesus plays on volleyball team and he stinks.

 

 

Shut up.

Whoa, that was terrible.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

this thread is ghey

[Guest SP-1]

OMG, CoD doesn't like me~! JEEZUS JOKE LOLZ.

 

I've never understood the desire to make fun of God, who could wipe out your existence with a thought. But, eh, to each his own I guess.

[Guest bob_barron]

Well I guess COD is an antheist and doesn't believe God can wipe out his extistence.

 

I still miss the old Banky

[Guest Banky]

this thread is ghey

You sure aren't El Brujo. So don't steal his gimmick because you have the sense of humor of a Weird Al tribute band.

[Guest Mole]

Good one Banky.

[Guest Banky]

Good one Banky.

Thank you friend, I've been working on that one for a good 3 weeks.

 

Hey mole, if you need someone to talk to after Buffy goes off the air, I'll gladly console you in your time of withdrawl. Anything you need, I can hook you up. My 10 year old sister has got a killer set of Sweet Valley High books she could lend you.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

They ain't got shit on The Boxcar Children.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

screw you all.... you bow down to the Babysitters Club

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I've never understood the desire to make fun of God, who could wipe out your existence with a thought. But, eh, to each his own I guess.

Although I personally wouldn't insult my creator and risk anything, I'm pretty sure that if God can give righteous non-believers a fair chance in Heaven, that He'd be more than capable of laughing off some stupid insults. But then again, I've got the Old Testament God who's really vengeful so I'm not so sure of that myself even.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

See, a vengeful creator would fuck with you a little more subtly than an old-testament eternal firebath in hell. You'd stub your toe, REALLY bad, or get the hiccups for hours, get a flat tire, shit your pants, or poke yourself in the eye accidentally.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Kirk looks like such a woman in Plush's sig.

That is the ugliest fuckin' woman I have ever seen.

[Guest Banky]

Kirk looks like such a woman in Plush's sig.

That is the ugliest fuckin' woman I have ever seen.

They ALL look like a bunch of bitches in his sig.