Why is My Eyebrow is on Fire such a dick?

[Guest Choken One]

I like the feel of Banky's Soft tiny weenie rubbing my Ass-crack...Trying it's hardes to penetrate me...

[Guest evenflowDDT]

If I met a serial killer I'd die.

If I met Banky I'd die of a mark-out attack that led to cardiac arrest.

[Guest Banky]

If I met a serial killer I'd die.

If I met Banky I'd die of a mark-out attack that led to cardiac arrest.

I mark out for myself daily.

[Guest MrRant]

If I met a serial killer I'd die.

If I met Banky I'd die of a mark-out attack that led to cardiac arrest.

I mark out for myself daily.

Must suck to walk around all day with a wet spot on the front of your pants.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd like to fuck Banky. Now it's even gayer.

I'll pretend to be disgusted.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

If I met a serial killer I'd die.

If I met Banky I'd die of a mark-out attack that led to cardiac arrest.

I mark out for myself daily.

Me too. I've tried to get out of the habit, but I find once I post a column I have to re-read it at least once, and I re-read my LJ entries all the time, and often I'm the only one to laugh at my own jokes. Repeatedly. Alas, I've never truly marked out for myself, just given my ego a little stroke here and there (in keeping with Rant's mark-out = masturbation subtext).

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

^^

 

You're really Jay Bower aren't you?

[Guest Banky]

If I met a serial killer I'd die.

If I met Banky I'd die of a mark-out attack that led to cardiac arrest.

I mark out for myself daily.

Must suck to walk around all day with a wet spot on the front of your pants.

I put kleenex in the crotch of my gotch daily as well.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

You're really Jay Bower aren't you?

Who the hell is that?

 

And Banky's lucky. I can't afford such luxuries... I'm a college student. And Lady Luck's not even smiling on me!