Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted May 13, 2003 Report Posted May 13, 2003 Kirk looks like such a woman in Plush's sig. That is the ugliest fuckin' woman I have ever seen. They ALL look like a bunch of bitches in his sig. Kirk= Ugly woman James= Having massive heart attack Lars= Dying from having to hold James up Rob= Holding James up, but not struggling like Lars.
Guest subliminal_animal Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 There are some idiots on this board, but in my opinion a lot of people get falsely accused be someone who won't even take the time to ask them what they mean or actually look at their other posts to see that they're not always negative. Seems to me the only people pissing anyone off or the ones who have to act all "I'm here to save you from your stupidity" high and mighty. I'm sick of this. Everyone's having fun until someone comes along on a mission to prove everyone on the board wrong like some hero saving the board from those dastardly opinionated people. The ones ruining the fun around here aren't the complainers its the people who think they have to cleanse the board. I think all the complainers and the cleansers are all kind of boring. This board is just a lot of jokes and sarcastic comments, and there's only a few funny guys. And I'm most of them. It's funny when people get mad at each other. I heard people got pissed at Bob Barron for some reason. I can't believe I missed that. Having sex with your mom leaves me uninspired. Hyuk.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted May 16, 2003 Report Posted May 16, 2003 (edited) Answer: he's never had a satisfying sexual experience, unsurprisingly, and he has serious anger and self-esteem issues. In addition, he uses Internet message boards as emotional outlets. See this thread for an example. Reply added here. I'm not a virgin, and I wish I was.I'm sure your partner wishes you were too. The world of sex wasn't worth me selling my purity. "Are ye also yet without understanding? Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught? But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man." - Matthew 15:16-18 People who live for sex are just evolved monkeys.At least we have evolved. I despise what I've become.Finally, something we can agree on. Edited May 16, 2003 by Cancer Marney
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted May 16, 2003 Report Posted May 16, 2003 Is Marney officially back or was she just passing by?
Guest Banky Posted May 16, 2003 Report Posted May 16, 2003 Ehhh, who cares if she's back. Wait, I do.
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 *Ahem* Quoting myself. Ohhhhhhhhhhh what gay argument technique are you going to come back with? Maybe “agreeing with your opponent” where you’ll say “You’re right eyebrow everything you said.” I’d bet your humorless bitch ass will come back with the typical “I’m going to psychoanalyze you. I’m intelligent. Was your mom a crack head? Did you wet the bed? Bla bla blaaaaaaaaaaa.” That’s the typical style of uncreative internet intellectuals who think they’re oh so clever. ::points to bold print:: Quoting cancer. he's never had a satisfying sexual experience, unsurprisingly zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz In addition, he uses zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Edit: Brackets.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 "Are ye also yet without understanding? Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught? But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man." - Matthew 15:16-18 Oh no, it's the BIBLE!
Guest Cancer Marney Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Dazzling comeback. Doesn't change the fact that you're a self-admitted sociopath with no healthy sexual relationships, that you hate yourself, and that you seek to demean a simple biological function and imperative in order to make yourself feel superior to the rest of humanity by virtue of your failure. Pretty pathetic, and pretty disturbing. These personality traits are usually found in serial killers.
Guest Banky Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 These personality traits are usually found in serial killers. I think he is a cyber serial killer. He killed at least two of my previous posting gimmicks.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I also have those traits. I find it a status symbol to be suspected as a serial killer.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 Oddly enough, I have the feeling that 99.999% of you lot would run shrieking like little children if you ever met a real serial killer.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I'd put up a good fight with whatever weapon was nearby to use and go down in a splatter of glory.
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 There's a possibility a thread directed towards me is going to hit 100 posts. ::marks out::
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I did meet Tex Watson once, but he doesn't really count. In ascending order, the top 5 serial killers I wouldn't want to take head on. 5, Gacy - Pretty fat as serial killers go, so you wouldn't want to get into a power struggle. Take out the knees though, and he'd fall like a ton of bricks. 4, Ottis Toole - Not too well known, but he reminds me of Sling Blade and when you're that redneck, it takes a lot to bring you down. 3, Albert Fish - I'm positive I could take out this geezer in no time at all, but the guy was pretty perverted, and would probably enjoy whatever I did to him. 2, Harvey Glatman - A dead ringer for Rick Moranis. The concept of Rick Moranis as a serial killer is just a little too funny. I'd probably start laughing and he'd get the jump. 1, Ted Bundy - He was just in great shape all around, the serial killers answer to Batman. But all those guys are dead now, so fuck it.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 Oh, Gein is the man, but, like Manson, he'd be nothing special in a fight. To complete the holy trinity of serial killers, I can't say how the Ripper would fare, since we don't know much about him... the surgical precision of his dissections leads me to believe he wouldn't be much though... other than Dr. Giggles, I've never known a surgeon to be very tough.
Guest phoenixrising Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 Manson did have all those followers to do his work for him. But yeah - he's a short little runt. IDRM - how did you meet Tex Watson? Not as one of his potential victims, I assume.
Guest Banky Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 Oddly enough, I have the feeling that 99.999% of you lot would run shrieking like little children if you ever met a real serial killer. How clever! None of us suggested we wouldn't run away. I fail to see the insult. Someone must be getting a tad rusty. But please, hurt me.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 It wasn't an insult per se. The professed idolization of evil merely indicates that you don't understand it. The alternative is unlikely.
Guest tank_abbott Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I have a jar of dirt in my room from Ed Gein's grave, along with his mother, father and brother... Me and a group of people are going digging around his house in a few weeks. I made Ed a Grave Marker out of a old Cow Jaw, since his marker's keep getting taken down/stolen
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 It wasn't an insult per se. The professed idolization of evil merely indicates that you don't understand it. The alternative is unlikely. --- I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. Pot, meet kettle. You're both incredibly gay.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 IDRM - how did you meet Tex Watson? Not as one of his potential victims, I assume. As you may or may not remember from some of my earlier posts, my dad was fanatically religious, and Tex has found Jesus these days, so I met him as part of some evangelism thing he was doing... a video for something, I don't remember it too well, although I think I have the tape in my library somewhere. I was very young, pretty much just tagging along with my dad.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I wouldn't be too keen on fightin' Ramirez, either. Or Andrei Chikatilo. THAT was a brutal motherfucker. Gutted 60-some people in Russia.
Guest Banky Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 It wasn't an insult per se. The professed idolization of evil merely indicates that you don't understand it. The alternative is unlikely. *yawn* Your act is so passe, Marney. Besides, I'm not the one you should be attacking. I don't doubt evil, and I don't care if I do understand it. Please, if you want to insult me, dumb it down so I can respond accordingly.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 This entire thread is passe. Or, as EL BRUJ0 would point out, ghey.
Guest Choken One Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 HERE I COME TO GAYIFY THE THREAD EVEN MORE! Fuck You...um let's go with Banky. Yeah FUCK YOU BANKY.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I'd like to fuck Banky. Now it's even gayer.
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