Guest The Superstar Report post Posted May 11, 2003 ::Suddenly, Saliva's "Superstar" plays in the arena. The crowd boos, because they thought they heard the end of that horrible song at Wrestlemania. Out walks "The Superstar" James Allan. He's about 6'2" and 232 pounds. He has a cocky grin on his face, and he's wearing an OOAST t-shirt ("GET THE (first) A OUT!" reads the back of the shirt) Allan is wearing black wrestling pants, with a purple lightning bolt down the side. He spits at a fan at ringside, and rips up a young boy's autograph book:: "What you see in the AngleRing right now is the NEWEST SUPERSTAR in the OOAST. But I'm not just any superstar. I am *THE* Superstar! I am James Allan , and I have come to the OOAST to destroy anyone who gets in my way! Whether I hit them with my Supersplash (450) or my Star Power (Tombstone), they'll all be lookin up at the rafters after messin with me! I've done it all! I've stared in ((cough cough horrible B)) movies...I've played ((optimist)) baseball in the big leagues, and I decided, why not grace the OOAST with my superb wrestling skills? That's why right now, I'm calling out anyone in the back that wants to take on this Super STUD. Whether it be OddflowDDT, SomeDude, SandSham, or Cobainwasmurder(tolistento). I'll show you how a REAL Superstar handles the business around here!" ::drops mic and waits for the impending challenger:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 11, 2003 superstar is ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted May 11, 2003 Yeah, and what's your point? oh, wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 11, 2003 the point is that you're ghey. and stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted May 11, 2003 CWM~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 11, 2003 Hey you two! How's it going? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 11, 2003 Kicking ass and taking names, buddy. How's the lumberjacking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 11, 2003 I don't belive he's really a lumberjack. Who the fuck has ever met a real lumberjack? It's like Delaware. Apparently exists, but no one you know has ever seen one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 11, 2003 Well now I -- whoa shat, you're right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 11, 2003 I don't belive he's really a lumberjack. Who the fuck has ever met a real lumberjack? It's like Delaware. Apparently exists, but no one you know has ever seen one. and I don't believe you're 25. One's more unlikely than the other...but which? And the job's good and money better. I'm actually in line for a promotion already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 11, 2003 Swank, buddy. Think you'll get a break for home anytime soon? OH MY GOD! I finally have the power to edit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 11, 2003 I don't belive he's really a lumberjack. Who the fuck has ever met a real lumberjack? It's like Delaware. Apparently exists, but no one you know has ever seen one. and I don't believe you're 25. I'm not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted May 11, 2003 *spots CWM* Cool~! It's another old guy~! j/k Heya! I'm a newbie here that you probably don't know. Still, glad to finally see some of the other guys that made this place what it is today! *bows humbly to CWM* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted May 12, 2003 OOAST? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted May 12, 2003 And the job's good and money better. I'm actually in line for a promotion already. What, to the guy that gets to yell "Timber!!!"? *Cue laugh track* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted May 12, 2003 OOAST? Since I had debuted right after the WWE "Get the F out" campaign, I thought it'd be 'witty' if I did a similar thing in the OAOAST, wearing a shirt that said "Get the (first) A out!" That lasted oh...all of about a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 12, 2003 OOAST? Since I had debuted right after the WWE "Get the F out" campaign, I thought it'd be 'witty' . It wasn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 12, 2003 CWM, he's right. AS isn't 25 he's 26!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 17, 2003 Indeed? *looks for flying pigs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 17, 2003 Points at strange pink object flying over head... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 17, 2003 put your panties back on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted May 17, 2003 ::Pushes Caboose out of the way. It was a naked Andre the Midget, flying for his dick.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 17, 2003 how's it going guys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 17, 2003 Andre's biting too many dicks around the place... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 18, 2003 who's the MOST controversial man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 18, 2003 who's the MOST controversial man? As much I want ot be the MOST controversial man, BPP is without doubt THE MOST controversial. Just look at his resume... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 18, 2003 i'll leave the many jokes I could make right there alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 18, 2003 I think it's best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
