Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 18, 2003 is Agnes ever on anymore or did he take me seriously finally and get lost? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 18, 2003 He said his family was moving so he would be on a lot less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 20, 2003 Ah. that's what I figured happened. I was hoping that he would still be around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted May 20, 2003 He's going to College~! in Massachusetts~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 20, 2003 Agnes got into College? HA! Only in America! How's it going Supershit? i'm more bored that someone reading one of your promos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted May 20, 2003 CWM, the hilarity shall ensue soon, since Agnes will be in driving distance of YOURS TRULY~! Now THAT is how you have fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 20, 2003 If I mail you a shotgun will you...well you know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 20, 2003 Hey. I'M your pupil, dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted May 20, 2003 If I mail you a shotgun will you...well you know... I'd have to agree, if anything just to avoid being bombarded by Lawn Gnomes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 20, 2003 excellent. And Hey SP! How's it going? I'm bored so check this out( Flashback): ::as TSS is recovering from SG's attack, the arena goes dark and on the angletron CWM appears.:: CWM: hey TSS do you know where i am?? I'm at your parents house agaiN! and this time i'm not going to leave a flaming bag of dog crap on the doorstep! ::CWM smashes in the door and goes looking for TSS's parents:: CWM: Come out come out wherever you are (sing song voice) ::CWM turns to the camera and looks very meanicing:: CWM: When I find them...well I'm not responsible for my actions! ::Camea goes black:: ::the outside of TSS's parents house is shown on the Angletron. it's on Fire!:: CWM: Don't worry TSS your parents aren't in there. I was walking through your house and I came to your bedroom. It was just as it must have been when you left. Your parents care about you, I NEVER HAD THAT!! nobody ever cared for me! i never had a bedroom! My mother through me out when i was ten because she couldn't feed me!! I hate you TSS and everything you stand for! So as i was sitting in your room I got an idea. I decided that if i never had a home you couldn't have a home either! SO I BURNT IT DOWN. ::CWM laughs evily:: ::CWM is roasting marshmellows in the fire that is consuming TSS's boyhood home, when he sees TSS's first car:: CWM: So this was your first car huh TSS? ::CWM takes a sledgehammer to the car:: CWM: I NEVER HAD A CAR!! I HATE YOU! next i'm going to destroy the first woman you ever had! ::CWM arrives at Cindy Lou Shaws home:: CWM: Hello mam is Cindy Lou home?? LADY: I'm Cindy. How Can I help you? CWM: well there is one thing... YOU CAN DIE!! ::CWM COnspiracy BOmbs Cindy Lou and sets HER house on fire:: CWM: You got a sweet ppretty girl for your first! I GOT SOME CHEAP HOOKER DOWN ON HASTINGS FOR 10 BUCKS!!! I HATE YOU TSS!! THE RAMPAGE WILL CONTINUE!! ::CWM jumps onto a bus and speeds away! CWM: your wrong TSS I already dealt with your First Woman!! HAHAHA! Where will I strike next? When? I WONT STOP TILL YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME!! ::the Angletron shows a high school. the camera pans downwards to a puddle of fuel. the camera follows the trail to a classroom. CWM is there holding a match box:: CWM: This is where you went to school TSS. this is were you hung out with your friends and learnt. I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL! I was too busy trying to find food to feed myself on the street! I HATE YOU, YOU HAVE EVERYTHING I NEVER HAD!! ::CWm lights a match and walks to the entrance of the school.:: CWM: Now you have one less thing. ::CWM tosses the match in the fuel and the school bursts into flames.:: CWM: I'm going too take everything from you until you have only one thing left...your life. and at Anglepalooza I'm going to take that too! ::The lights go out in the arena. The angletron shows a cameraman wandering through the woods, the camera reaches an old oak tree with boards nailed into forming a ladder. The camera pulls back and reveals the cameraman's face:: CWM: Hey TSS I found your tree house, way out here in the middle of the woods. Let's go take a look, huh? ::CWM climbs up into the treehouse and the camera pans around the empty treehouse:: CWM: Very nice TSS. I can tell you had a great childhood. I DIDN'T. well you wwere playing in your little treehouse i was fitting with rabid dogs for scrapes of bread! Well you were playing cops and robbers I was running from the police because I had stolen an apple to feed myself! Hey what's this? ::CWM grabs something lying in a corner:: CWM: Well a little league trophy! How nice! ::CWM smashes the trophy:: CWM: I HATE YOU! you've had everything and i've had nothing!!! ::CWM pours gasoline allover the treehouse and sets it on fire:: CWM: at anglepalooza you'll burn just like this treehouse!! that's all i've found so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 20, 2003 I'm doing well, man. How's lumberjacking treating you? Awesome segments, btw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 20, 2003 It's goind okay but I've been really bored lately as I've had lots of down time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 20, 2003 HOLY FUCK! You found it! I have tried to find that segment for a while. IMO that still remains the best thing the OAOAST has ever produced... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 20, 2003 it's not on a tv show it's in the original thread. Starts around Page 73ish. I was bored and missin' the ol' days so i was reading through them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 20, 2003 If your bored, and are looking through the old thread, can you find me some stuff? 1 All the Juicy juice stuff 2 My skit with Jay Leno Go on, you know you want to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 20, 2003 I can try starting tomorrow. I can tell you right now it'll be after page 84 because none of it was there before then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 20, 2003 You've looked through 84 pages? I guess you are bored... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 21, 2003 CWM, the hilarity shall ensue soon, since Agnes will be in driving distance of YOURS TRULY~! Now THAT is how you have fun. Zack, where's Agnes going to school? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted May 21, 2003 CWM, the hilarity shall ensue soon, since Agnes will be in driving distance of YOURS TRULY~! Now THAT is how you have fun. Zack, where's Agnes going to school? Merrimack. OMG SG is in Mass. too. OAOAST parties on the East Coast~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 21, 2003 NOMAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! just hit a 2 run homer of Roger! OAOAST East in the house or something. Where the hell is Merrimack? I don't know college locations. I'm in Winchester, about 8 miles up 93 from Boston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted May 21, 2003 I honestly have no clue where Merrimack is. He also said that when he's not at school (living on campus) he's living outside of Boston, I think Lynn or Andover was where he mentioned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 21, 2003 I know he has family in Peabody, which is about 20 minutes away from me. Merrimack is in North Andover (I just searched it), that's about 15-20 minutes away as well. He was in Peabody for something last year and didn't seem to want to meet me so I guess I'm not as cool as I thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 21, 2003 He didn't want to meet you, because you might be some 75 year old man trying to anally penetrate him! And there is actually a place called Peabody? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 21, 2003 He didn't want to meet you, because you might be some 75 year old man trying to anally penetrate him! And there is actually a place called Peabody? Well, I'm a 21 year old who wants to anally pentrate him. Don't call me OLD! Yes, there is town/city called Peabody, pronouced in these parts as Peebaadee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Keep your pants on Some Guy, 'cause I'm not moving for another month or two. I've just been busy lately, so I haven't been posting much. Merrimack is in North Andover (I just searched it), that's about 15-20 minutes away as well. He was in Peabody for something last year and didn't seem to want to meet me so I guess I'm not as cool as I thought Well, I was only in town for 5 days, plus I didn't have a car to myself. I remember we were talking about meeting at a Red Sox game on the 4th of July, but I ended up going to one of the double-header games two nights before. And most of my family lives in Lynn, but my oldest cousin lives in Peabody, and a good friend of mine lives in Danvers. Where did you live again, Some Guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 22, 2003 Winchester. My grandmother lives in Danvers and I go to Salem State, which is the next town south of Danvers. I forgot when we might have met. I was at the game on 7/4 it was like 700 degrees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlackerScorpion Report post Posted May 22, 2003 cobainwasmurdered is a loser. He is nothing. I could have beat him in his prime and I could beat him now. He knows that. That's why he quit the OAOAST...he was scared of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 22, 2003 I bet he'd be even more scared if you changed your name to "The Blackest Skorpion" Blackest is the only thing scary than blacker after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 22, 2003 TheBlackerScorpion? Why do I get the feeling someone is going to finger me as this guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlackerScorpion Report post Posted May 23, 2003 I am not Caboose. I'm not dumb enough to name myself after the rear end of a train. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
