Worst food/drink you have ever tasted

[Guest William E]

One time I decided to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right. So I found this brand of peanut butter that I didn't recognize, It had a green wrapper around with a picture of a squirrel and "Simply Nuts" written on it.

 

For some reason I was a little hesitant on spreading on the bread so I took a sample of it. That shit tasted like glue (and I don't even know what glue taste like) I tried to spit that shit out but I remembered that it's peanut butter so it was stuck in my mouth. I drank everything to get the taste that out of my mouth.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Pickles in any incarnation.

[Guest Eagan469]

they give away these cheese sticks with our school lunches that I THOUGHT were mozzarella

 

after tasting it, I found out it was shitty imitation chedder

 

it literally makes me nauseaus just thinking about the taste

[Guest RenegadeX28]

One time I decided to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right. So I found this brand of peanut butter that I didn't recognize, It had a green wrapper around with a picture of a squirrel and "Simply Nuts" written on it.

 

For some reason I was a little hesitant on spreading on the bread so I took a sample of it. That shit tasted like glue (and I don't even know what glue taste like) I tried to spit that shit out but I remembered that it's peanut butter so it was stuck in my mouth. I drank everything to get the taste that out of my mouth.

Ah yes, you aren't the only one with that tragedy. One time, my mom brought home one of those, same packaging you are talking about. IT TASTED LIKE CARDBOARD.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Vegemite.

 

Good lord it was horendous.

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

Trout, I usually like fish but TROUT... oh god

[Guest razazteca]

Everclear, feel the burn

[Guest Renegade]

Well not ever tasted, but the piece of fucking shit rib eye I had at TGI fridays is pretty close.

[Guest Insanityman]

Back in the day, last year, during our mandatory Foods class we took for a quarter- we studied vegetables! *Whirls fingers sarcastically* Anywho, we had to try fried okra (I think that's what it's called) and everybody at my table was ready to puke almost at once. It was bad. Oh, and I dispise the taste of champagne, sweaty socks if you ask me.

[Guest hardyz1]

I like okra. But, I'm from Oklahoma, so I ate it a lot.

 

Mayonaise is the most disgusting thing ever.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Any form of non-melted cheese, especially that fucking American Cheese shit.

[Guest William E]

One time I decided to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right. So I found this brand of peanut butter that I  didn't recognize, It had a green wrapper around with a picture of a squirrel and "Simply Nuts" written on it.

 

For some reason I was a little hesitant on spreading on the bread so I took a sample of it. That shit tasted like glue (and I don't even know what glue taste like)   I tried to spit that shit out but I remembered that it's peanut butter so it was stuck in my mouth. I drank everything to get the taste that out of my mouth.

Ah yes, you aren't the only one with that tragedy. One time, my mom brought home one of those, same packaging you are talking about. IT TASTED LIKE CARDBOARD.

Nice to know someone else knows what I went through

[Guest Vyce]

What are you talking about? Fried okra is GOOD. But then my family is from the south, so maybe I'm just biased.

 

I'll say this, though: it's a good colon cleanser.

 

Worst drink I've had recently: Pepsi Blue. That's just awful shit.

[Guest El Satanico]

I fucking hate anything involving coffee. To me coffee tastes like what Body Odor smells like.

 

I also can't stand the taste of black licorise, yes including Jagermeister.

[Guest hardyz1]

Yuck, black licorice. That's up there with mayonaise.

 

There's nothing better than a nice dinner of chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, and some fried okra. Man, I haven't had that in YEARS.

 

:::fondly remembers childhood:::

[Guest William E]

You won't find any okra hate over here.

[Guest Bannable Offense]

When I went to a sushi bar, I randomly chose things off the menu without really knowing what I had ordered. One of the dishes was urchin. Urchin tastes like utter crap.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Worst foods:

 

Mushrooms

Pickles

Wedding Soup

I also DESPISE mayonnaise

 

Worst drinks:

 

Coffee

Pilsner Urquel

Sam Adams Honey Porter

[Guest T®ITEC]

I had a mango that tasted like PINE. I swear, it was just like eating a pine cone that had the texture of some kind of meat. That had to be the nastiest thing that I have ever tried.

 

Pine smells nice, but YOU CAN'T EAT IT.

 

 

As far as drinks go, Mountain Dew/Mello Yello/whatever name it takes on makes me want to vomit until I'm finally dead. It just tastes bad.

 

And all Miller beers suck hard, from my experience.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Without a doubt, Brussels sprouts. Buckley's Mixture came pretty close, but at least I was able to swallow that shit.

[Guest EsotericMaster]

I once drank really old milk. I was not looking and I grabbed the carton and spewed it into my mouth. It took 2 hours of vomitting to get the taste out of my mouth. I vommited upon impact of the chuncks hitting my mouth. The milk had to be like 2 months old.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What the fuck is wedding soup, Brian?

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

V-8...

[Guest hardyz1]

Wedding soup is a strange soup consisting of spinach, tiny pasta balls, and little pieces of beef (I think). I can tolerate it.

[Guest William E]

I once drank really old milk. I was not looking and I grabbed the carton and spewed it into my mouth. It took 2 hours of vomitting to get the taste out of my mouth. I vommited upon impact of the chuncks hitting my mouth. The milk had to be like 2 months old.

Goddamn 2 months old......now you're hardcore ....

[Guest Flyboy]

Okra, mushrooms, garlic

 

Not really food, but it goes on food or with food:

 

Mayo, salad dressing, cottage cheese, guacamole, gravy (any kind)...

 

There's tons of other shit, but I can't think of anymore.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Luckily for me I'm a picky eater. So I never try anything out of the ordinary. I also careful to clean the frig and avoid rotten milk.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm a milk nazi. If it's within even a couple days of the date, I won't touch the shit.

 

Flyboy you don't like garlic? or GRAVY? Are you mad, boy?

[Guest Flyboy]

Flyboy you don't like garlic? or GRAVY? Are you mad, boy?

The sight/taste of either makes me want to puke.

 

Look who's talking, "Mr. I Can't Eat Pickles".

[Guest bravesfan]

In short, I would rather puke for hours on end, than consume *these* items...

 

--horseradish

--licorice (red, black...doesn't matter)

--mayonnaise.

--Mountain Dew...in any form.

--mustard.

 

"The fab five of utter crap".