Worst food/drink you have ever tasted

[Guest Flyboy]

--Mountain Dew...in any form.

Mountain Dew: Code Red owns you.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Pepsi Windex.

[Guest Flyboy]

Drink-wise:

 

Pepsi & Pepsi Blue

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

rare, almost raw tuna that i ate a few weeks ago... ordered an appetizer that said "grilled tuna strips"... got red, cold in the center tuna. fucking barf-tastic.

[Guest EsotericMaster]

Why doesn't anyone like mayo? Mayo is great.

[Guest mach7]

I fucking hate anything involving coffee. To me coffee tastes like what Body Odor smells like.

 

I also can't stand the taste of black licorise, yes including Jagermeister.

Jager IS gross, but it doesn't taste like black licorise, IMO. Saambucca does. Or Ouzo. But regardless, I hate them all! ;p

 

Otherwise, my mom once bought this orange soda/pop called "Iron Brew"... it was some wierd Scottish brand, and it tasted like... well, let's just say that the label was apropos, as you had to have an iron stomach just to digest the shit!

[Guest mach7]

--Mountain Dew...in any form.

Mountain Dew: Code Red owns you.

I agree!

[Guest wwF1587]

pepsi blue is by far the worst thing i ever tasted

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

Lightlife Smart Menu vegetarian "chicken strips". I really hope the package I had was expired, because I can't envision a product that smells that way under normal circumstances. As soon as I caught the scent off these I was completely disgusted (and the appearance of them doesn't help - vaguely yellow and in a film of some kind of gelatinous tofu-containment medium), and then, genius that I am, I ate one anyway. Unbelievably bad, and I also proved that I'd last all of five seconds in the wild...I'd probably be the first one eating the ancient carrion or the poisonous plants or the pretty rocks. Four fucking dollars, too.

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

Also, bubblegum flavour Mike's Mart slush drink, which may or may not still be called a Froster. I dispensed it by accident because it was next to the blue raspberry and I wasn't paying attention, and man, that's more bubblegum flavour (something I'm not into in the first place) than any human being should be subjected to. Intense and unpleasant memories of that Hubba Bubba (I think that was the brand) Bubblegum Soda I tried once. Ugh. This watermelon freezie isn't going down too smooth, either. I guess it's because I'm such a hopeless fucking optimist - I still hope for that one day when something artifically watermelon-flavoured actually tastes good. Today is not that day.

Edited May 31, 2003 by ElectricRaccoon

[Guest tank_abbott]

Ketchup on anything but Meatloaf, brats or hotdogs...

 

I bought this oil coverd veggie stuff from a good will esque store, and

[Guest kingkamala]

Two days ago on the way back from KFC I bought a three liter of some cheap soda called Red Pop at Rite Aid. I bought it mostly because it was 99 cents for three liters of soda, the soda tasted like a mixture of bad Strawberry Soda and window wash. I dumped it out after I drank the first cup.

[Guest hardyz1]

Why doesn't anyone like mayo? Mayo is great.

You are the devil!

[Guest two_tuff_toddy]

"Pickles in any incarnation."

 

How did I know you were going to say that AoO. I must be psychic or something.

[Guest two_tuff_toddy]

Probably Sushi or some other kind of seafood.

[Guest Ray]

Has to be lettuce. I almosted puked once when I had that shit in my mouth.

 

Fucking Taco Bell idiots who can't take an order!

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Wedding soup is a strange soup consisting of spinach, tiny pasta balls, and little pieces of beef (I think). I can tolerate it.

You've got some rather big balls then, my friend. Eat all the wedding soup you want, just keep the shit away from me.

[Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa]

Flyboy, you have the worst taste in food ever. I eat cottage cheese by the tub.

 

Anyways, worst food, probably salmon. I've only eaten it twice, and both times I spent all night vomiting it back up.

[Guest fazzle]

Some sort of blue bubble gum flavored pop that I got from Walmart last night. I had like one sip and threw the rest away. Horrible.

 

Oh, and:

 

Goddamn 2 months old......now you're hardcore

 

Pffft, that's nothing. I've got tomato juice in my fridge that's 11 years old.

[Guest Anorak]

I fucking hate anything involving coffee. To me coffee tastes like what Body Odor smells like.

 

I also can't stand the taste of black licorise, yes including Jagermeister.

Jager IS gross, but it doesn't taste like black licorise, IMO. Saambucca does. Or Ouzo. But regardless, I hate them all! ;p

 

Otherwise, my mom once bought this orange soda/pop called "Iron Brew"... it was some wierd Scottish brand, and it tasted like... well, let's just say that the label was apropos, as you had to have an iron stomach just to digest the shit!

Iron Brew is one of my favourite soft drinks, its got a similar kind of kick to it that Tizer has.

 

I hate the following....

 

Mushrooms

Brussel Sprouts

Nuts (never liked them but eat a load when I was drunk once and chucked them back up so now twice as nut-phobic)

Tomato Sauce

Brown Sauce

Mayonaise

Mustard

Branston Pickle

Tartar Sauce

Baked Beans

Soup (any kind)

Tomato

Egg (I like Egg Custard but hate fried egg, scrambled egg etc)

 

Not fussy like.

 

I don't drink Spirits because I don't like getting throat burn (friends call me an 'old man' for drinking Bitter instead) but worst ever has to be SPECIAL BREW. I know its a cheap tacky high % lager by design but it actually smells and tastes like that horrible 'sicky throat' taste you get when you've had one too many.

[Guest Flyboy]

Why doesn't anyone like mayo?  Mayo is great.

You are the devil!

I agree.

 

Mayo is fucking disgusting.

[Guest Star Ocean 3]

How can you hate lettuce? Or soup?

[Guest Anorak]

Lettuce doesn't really taste of anything so I don't mind it although i'm not healthy minded enough to ever eat a salad. Cabbage is weird though, I don't eat it by choice but I can stand the normal dark green stuff wheras the whiter stuff makes me choke.

 

I thought of more stuff I hate....

 

Liver

Onions

Pot Noodle (source of many a Red Dwarf one-liner)

Frankfurter Sausages (German Crap)

Rhubarb

Doritos

Carrots (I can tolerate them very thinly diced sometimes but my mum seldom offers this selection)

 

Don't worry, there's more coming!

[Gert T 0]

The funny thing with mayo is that I despise it unless I get it at Subway, but that's probably because I have so much other shit on it. Never was a huge fan of hot dog relish or cole slaw either. Had to eat some last Friday because my boss ordered some.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Either seaweed, octopus(which my dog strangely enjoyed), or green tea ice cream

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Now some of the things I'm about to say might gross people out so the weak at heart...look away now!

 

Anyways, some gross things I've eaten are:

Pig's Feet (got tricked)

Cow Tongue (tricked agayne!)

Menudo (a mexican soup that consists of hominy and tripe (which is the inner lining of a cows stomach)but I still eat it sometimes.)

 

Oh yeah...and ANYTHING that swims, except clams in clam chowder...das good shizat!

 

DFA

[Guest William E]

How do you get tricked into eating pig's feet and cow's tongue

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

"Pickles in any incarnation."

 

How did I know you were going to say that AoO. I must be psychic or something.

Or it could possibly be the fact that we've known each other for years, and only you know my secret pickle passion.

[Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa]

Frankfurter Sausages (German Crap)

You fucker.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Menudo (a mexican soup that consists of hominy and tripe (which is the inner lining of a cows stomach)but I still eat it sometimes.)

Also, a boy band.