SJL Wrath Card - May 18. 2003

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

SJL WRATH CARD

Due Date: Sunday, May 18th, 2003 @ 6 PM EDT

Venue: Alliant Energy Center, Madison, Wisconsin

Send Promos & Marked Matches To: Thoth

 

NEWBIE MATCH

Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell vs. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

Description: We've got two new wrestlers on the SJL roster this week. Let's see how they do here as they take each other on in our Wrath opener!

Rules: Standard.

Word Limit: 3000

Send To: realitycheck

 

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © vs. Leo Breslin

Description: The Grappler looked good retaining his title yet again versus Tim Dillon. Leo Breslin looked good in his shot at the European title, but fell just short. Since both these guys looked good, they should both fight! Right?

Rules: Standard.

Word Limit: 3500

Send To: Tod deKindes

 

HARDCORE MATCH

John Duran vs. Tim Dillon

Description: Duran Duran unfortunately lost his European title on Metal. Perhaps a win against the Insane Luchador could help boost Duran's status -- but with hardcore rules in effect, anything could happen!

Rules: Hardcore. Falls count anywhere, and DQ and countout rules are not in effect.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: Longdogger_Pete

 

#1 CONTENDER MATCH - EUROPEAN TITLE

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. Aecas

Description: Chris Trepanier made a great debut showing on Metal. Here he'll kick it up a notch against the returning Aecas, with a chance at European gold on the line! Thar's gold in them thar mountains, I tell ya! Gold! Damn, I'm up way too late to be writing these cheesy descriptions...

Rules: Standard.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: Thoth

 

MAIN EVENT

#1 CONTENDER MATCH - WORLD TITLE

NO-DQ FATAL FOUR WAY

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Viktor Tarakanov vs. Manson vs. Va'aiga

Description: OMGODZ~! Spike is back! And he attacked Crow with a chair at the end of Metal! Crow's got the night off to recuperate from his injuries, but Spike is active again -- and if it's a shot at the World title he wants, he's going to have to earn it! Manson and Va'aiga, both prior challengers, both get another chance here on Wrath, and, oh... why not... let's throw in new European champion Viktor Tarakanov to round it out to an even four. Chaos reigns! Anarchy Rulz! G0R0 BEGIN EATNINGZ SMALL CHILDRENS FOR STERNGTHS!! Um. Never mind.

Rules: Disqualifications are not in effect. First pinfall or submission wins, but the fall must occur inside the ring.

Word Limit: 6000

Send To: WrestlingDeacon

[Guest Crowe]

Great card, Pete. I'd even go and say it's one of your best. I look forward to reading the main event especially, dang... who is gonna win that? *confused*

[Guest Suicide King]

Yes, a nice card Pete. Much calmer than your normal work.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Yeah, great card, but I get to mark the main event. I'll need a bottle of excedrin to get through four 6000 word matches.

 

*sees that Spike is involved*

 

Make that a bottle of Old Grandad.

 

NO EXTENTIONS!!!!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Dude, just hold down Spike like I used to do!

 

... or did I?

[Guest Crowe]

*thinks back to D@mnation In A Box match*

 

Heh...

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Dude, just hold down Spike like I used to do!

 

... or did I?

*points at Tod*

 

 

 

I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and I call opening promo.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Relax. Dace just wrote the better match.

 

Get over it.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Relax. Dace just wrote the better match.

 

Get over it.

..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was a joke. I'm over it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*hides plans to assassinate Tod*

[Guest emerald_fusion]

Looks like a nice card, plenty of sure to be good matches. And with any luck i should be available to be on the next card, ending one of the shortest retirements ever.

[Guest Aecas]

Very nice card

 

*cracks knuckles agonisingly*

 

Time to get into writing mode methinks...

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Others involved in the fatal four way -

 

There've been some alterations to my stats... Nothing big though. So take heed.

[Guest Evolution]

Pete, you are a god.

 

Finally, I gets tha hardcore match.

 

Just what the doctor ordered after I hit a big brick wall with the European Title match.

[Guest Goose749]

Alright! First match!

 

 

I be digging it!

Edited May 15, 2003 by Goose749

[Guest GLWUT]

INDEEEEEED. My determination to defeat Charlie (since I'm going to show this time), and the helpful hints from Frost will combine to help me...

 

...once again fail at winning a belt! But you never know...

 

Nice show though. Should be fuuuun.

[Guest The Superstar]

AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN?!?! It's Flair/Steamboat of the SJL...except one of them gained 100 pounds and got 10 times more boring. But we can deal with that~!

 

And finally my curtain jerking streak is over~! (Y)

[Guest hhh6294]

Horaay for Trepanier~!

 

Horaay for the Main Event~!

 

Horaay for me~!

 

\m/ >_< \m/

[Guest Dace59]

DIAB > j00

 

Hey, I gotta pimp my own work.

 

If you haven't read it before, do so.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

DIAB > j00

 

Hey, I gotta pimp my own work.

 

If you haven't read it before, do so.

OR read mine. It's in the MIW......losing thread......

[Guest ClockTower_GunShot]

Alright! First match!

 

 

I be digging it!

Yes, it's a fun time.

 

 

 

Good luck with your match.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Great card. I'm looking forward to writing the match, lots of possibilities.

 

Note to other Four Way opponents: I updated my stats too. New finisher and stuff. Just to let you know.

 

-Taft

[Guest Evolution]

IL, I changed my stats, just to let you know, though it probably won't have THAT much of an effect on your match, just switched a finisher to a rare move and added a rare move.

[Guest Insanityman]

Well, apparently IL and Tim have merged into one guy. No problem Evolution. Interesting and good card, good luck to all.

[Guest Evolution]

Well, apparently IL and Tim have merged into one guy. No problem Evolution. Interesting and good card, good luck to all.

Well, I was going to call you J.J. Dillon.

 

Be glad.