Insult the Person Stashed Beneath Your Floorboards

[Guest Kinetic]

Nothing was ever good enough for you.

[Guest Mole]

Huh?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

This thread is too high concept for this board.

[Guest Mole]

I'll say.

[Guest Mole]

Man, I get it now.

 

But still not that funny.

[Guest Bannable Offense]

Dumb bitch. You never saw the machete coming, did you? Served you right for seeing that guy behind my back. Stab me in the back will you? Now what? I chopped your head clean off. Oh yeah, you know the cops will never find you, so don't come bitching to me when the termites find a sudden taste for human flesh down there, because you're not finding it from me, you two-timing bitch. Hope you like termite dicks because that's all your ever going to get now. See? I told you I was huge! You wanted it deeper? You always wanted it deeper, bitch! Never appreciated the huge dick I had, now what are you getting? Little termite dicks, that's what! Hope you like it down there getting your esophagus violated, because I'm not taking you back now. Not now. Not ever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...can we have sex? C'mon...friends with benefits? I'm sorry, dammit! I said I'm sorry! We can go back to the way we were, can't we?

[Guest Mole]

DAMN

[Guest saturnmark4life]

All I was guilty of was loving you too much.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Tear up the floorboards, here, HERE! It's the beating of his accursed heart!

[Guest R2DFooster McSockman]

Your flesh was stringy and tough.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

You're the ugliest dead person I've ever seen.

[Guest crandamaniac]

You never seen it coming BITCH!

[Guest tank_abbott]

I perfer to talk to the man boarded up in the wall (Thanks Al Yankovic)

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

You should have never brought that kitten here.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Dames!!! Wake up!! The board is slow!

[Guest Sandman9000]

Whatever. I'm just a fuckin' rapist (and killer) in a Jason mask. You ain't the first and you won't be the last.

[Guest DrTom]

Tear up the floorboards, here, HERE! It's the beating of his accursed heart! 

Finally, a reference to Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart." Thanks, AoO, for having some culture.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Stop complaining about not having anything drink..you just took a piss!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Stop squirming Hunter or I'm gonna put Bradshaw back in there...

 

...and he won't like that...he seems to be having fun in my oven...

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Tear up the floorboards, here, HERE! It's the beating of his accursed heart! 

Finally, a reference to Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart." Thanks, AoO, for having some culture.

Actually, I think he was quoting Lisa Simpson who talked about the Diarama about a Tell-tale heart, but it WAS nice to see you sort of encouraged for a bit there.

[Guest Banky]

A heart underneath a floorboard? How stoopid. Cursed cats.

[Guest Kingpk]

Well, I WARNED you the floor was weak when you wanted to test out your pogostick. You owe me $1500 to replace it now. "Oh, I'm trapped, I'm trapped", you say? Well too bad, you could have said something before I hired the contractor. You were unconscious? That's no excuse.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Tear up the floorboards, here, HERE! It's the beating of his accursed heart! 

Finally, a reference to Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart." Thanks, AoO, for having some culture.

Culture? But that would require class... can't I just empathize with little Alex and be done with it? After all we've done through the thin and thick, violence makes my poor droog sick. And isn't that a shame all its own? Isn't it? Who misses the dead? No one, but little Alex... he was going places. WE were going places. And now it's all gone down the shitter.

[Guest godthedog]

poe's so well-known that it doesn't even really count as culture. it's like pulling out a "to be or not to be" quote, or a "what light through yonder window breaks" quote. nothing really high brow or clever about it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, but I was going for the obvious, there.

 

For the record, I was referencing Poe, although I guess that references the diorama episode by proxy.

 

I bent my wookie.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Nothing was ever good enough for you.

Kinetic is my hero.

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

Man dressed as a clown

I am buried to the world

Lost in the crawlspace

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Insult the Person Stashed Beneath Your Floorboards

 

But ... it's the man upstairs that pulls the strings. He won't let me sleep ...

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

I TOLD you not to call me chicken!

 

[/marty mcfly]

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've watched Dutch's avatar cycle through about 5 times now and I'm still not sick of it..

 

To the person beneath the floorboards..

 

"How's the weather, chap?"