Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted May 15, 2003 http://smackdown.wwe.com/mramerica/index.html Vince, what happened to NOT insulting our intellegence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted May 15, 2003 The gimmick would have only been funny had he come out in his mask and acted like someone new...like the Blue Blazer did. The Blazer denied that he was Owen Hart and took on a whole new gimmick, sure you knew it was him, but he wasn't telling you it was him nonstop. The whole thing about dropping the old catchphrases every couple of seconds made him more annoying. We get it, it's you Hogan, you're taking the fun out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2003 ...OK...that's just taking it a step too far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TonyJaymzV1 Report post Posted May 15, 2003 okay one of the dumbass's on the site says its Mark Henry. I know their going for funny but come on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2003 They stole my idea! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted May 15, 2003 I.Love.This. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted May 15, 2003 Man, I am so glad the WWE people arent involved with catching criminals or else 9-11 would never be solved. Hell they probably would have said Sadam was responsible.....oh wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2003 "Al Wilson Did you really think he was dead? What proof did we get? Oh, Torrie and Dawn Marie got into a brawl at his funeral on national television, you say? Tipped his lifeless body out of the coffin, you say? Bah. Mere circumstantial evidence at best. You heard it here first, folks—Al Wilson lives. Much like Elvis and Andy Kaufman, the ingenious Wilson merely staged his demise to avoid the glare of the spotlight that international notoriety was placing on him. Perhaps he had a change of heart, and longed for that limelight again?" I think they found who it is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 15, 2003 "As you can see in the photos above, it is not Hulk Hogan" LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted May 15, 2003 Bah. You people nitpick way too much. Its obviously a joke, and its all in good fun. Lighten up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2003 Mark Henry 0.95 % Bastion Booger 2.90 % Mr. Fuji 0.78 % Doink 1.84 % President Bush 5.70 % Lex Luger 6.37 % Bret Hart 17.00 % Michael Jackson 12.24 % ALF 16.61 % Hulk Hogan 35.57 % Total Votes: 1788 ----- Mr. America is Bret Hart! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted May 15, 2003 if they're going for comedy then why can't WWE do GOOD comedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bannable Offense Report post Posted May 15, 2003 "As you can see in the photos above, it is not Hulk Hogan" LMAO I actually got a nice little chuckle out of the picture comparisons. "In the above photos, Hulk Hogan and Mr. America display their love for looking to their right. While they look the same doing it, if you look carefully, you can see that Mr. America has much more hair than Hulk Hogan. That being said, Mr. America is clearly not Hulk Hogan." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted May 15, 2003 If you can't laugh at that.....you don't have a soul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fazzle Report post Posted May 15, 2003 Hogan likes to smile while he rips. Mr. America prefers to make kissy faces. Gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted May 15, 2003 (edited) This is hilarious........ Brian Solomon: The question on everyone's mind: who is Mr. America? --------snippety-doo-dah---snippety-dayyy------- Al Wilson Did you really think he was dead? What proof did we get? Oh, Torrie and Dawn Marie got into a brawl at his funeral on national television, you say? Tipped his lifeless body out of the coffin, you say? Bah. Mere circumstantial evidence at best. You heard it here first, folks—Al Wilson lives. Much like Elvis and Andy Kaufman, the ingenious Wilson merely staged his demise to avoid the glare of the spotlight that international notoriety was placing on him. Perhaps he had a change of heart, and longed for that limelight again? You heard it from him! Besides, inside sources say Stephanie McMahon saw Mr. America's bald eagle and it was real, it was spectacular and it was LONG. That is clearly Al Wilson in all his glory. Seriously, this is supposed to be a joke. Like all the people that take this WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. It went way too far over your heads. Edited May 15, 2003 by DerangedHermit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2003 More proof that Mr. America is ALF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted May 15, 2003 I love this logic, it makes perfect sense... While Hulk Hogan and Mr. America both pose in similar fashions. You can clearly notice that they are completely different people by the background of each image. Hogan likes to pose on a black background, while Mr. America prefers the white background. That being said, Mr. America is clearly not Hulk Hogan. ...wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2003 I say that Mr. America emulates Hulk Hogan in order to annoy Vince Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gatornibs Report post Posted May 15, 2003 This is hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted May 15, 2003 More proof that Mr. America is ALF I think I'd rather see that guy work a match then Hogan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted May 15, 2003 At first I thought this whole thing was stupid, but now....ok I still think it's stupid but at least it's pretty funny and a little entertaining, something you can't say much regarding WWE these days. Oh yeah: It's either Mr. Fuji, or Mr. America on a cold morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted May 15, 2003 I don't know what's worse. The WWE being this brutal, or the fact that I'm now beginning to wish a WCW death to WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted May 15, 2003 I say that Mr. America emulates Hulk Hogan in order to annoy Vince OMG, I didn't think of that. Now, to take that ONE step further... ...who emulates Hulk Hogan like none other? Yes!!!!!!!!! Mr. America is Dave "Evad" Sullivan! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted May 15, 2003 I want it to be Sunny...and I totally want a Mini America and his other clones..... Damerica, Samerica, and Emerica (the skateboarding Mini America) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted May 15, 2003 This stuff is GOLD, Jerry! Gold! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2003 Simply. And. Utterly. Retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted May 15, 2003 Some people really need to lighten up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted May 15, 2003 The premise isn't retarded: Everyone and their mother knows he's Hogan, even Vince, but Stephanie, the only person that can DO anything about it, needs proof before she can fire him. If they can write funny bits to build on this is the question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted May 15, 2003 This would be funny if it wasn't the main storyline for Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
