Guest Downhome Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 We will begin this celebration by going over the lyrics. I urge you to download, nay BUY the song, and read these lyrics and sing along. There is no greater feeling than singing along to this song, seriously... I Want to be a Hulkamaniac CHORUS: I Want to be a Hulkamaniac Have fun with my family and friends I Want to be a Hulkamaniac Have fun with my family and friends If you want to be a Hulkamaniac I can sure tell you how to stay on track You gotta train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too These are all the things that Maniacs do Positive thoughts and positive deeds These are the things that'll make you succeed Always be good to your family and friends 'Cause they're the only one's that'll be there in the end CHORUS If you're looking for something cool to do Just pick good friends to be with you Always watch out where you are at You may be judged where you hang your hat Can you feel the muscic, can you feel the beat You don't need drugs to move your feet When the dealer tries to push on you Just tell him what you're gonna do CHORUS Try to do good each and every day Don't give up nothin' bad to say Always go swimming with a buddy Work real hard and always study If you want to be real real cool Don't be so stupid and play the fool Get your education each and every day These are all the things that the Maniacs say CHORUS ...my God, if only more of us lived by these words, if only indeed. While we're at it, God Bless Dave "Evad" Sullivan, for showing TRUE Hulkamanic spirit, and using this song. A moment of silence please. Sincerely, ...Downhome...
Mecha Mummy Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I love how Hogan preaches morals and then threw tantrums when he lost, attacked people from behind when he lost, and beat up on managers. Hogan is truly one of the greatest heels of our time.
Guest areacode212 Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Is the children's version of this (the one evaD came to the ring to) available anywhere? I can only seem to find the one with the fruity guys singing.
Guest DR PHIL Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 My greatest shame is that despite despising everything about hogan, I totally mark for this song! Anyway, after getting the song, get your arse to wrestlecrap.com mailbag section. There's a couple of great spoofs of this song! Everyone now! I am a senior citi-zen! Greatness!
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I remember the Brain would sing along, "I want to be a Hulkamaniac, so I can stab him in the back!" BTW, just saw the end of WW3 1995 when Hogan lost the battle royal that Savage won. Gene-o kept trying to get a word with Savage, but f'n Hogan kept whining and complaining, leaving and coming back. Savage's only real celebratory words were, "Ooohhhh Yeah!" And the segment ran around 5 minutes.
Guest tank_abbott Posted May 16, 2003 Report Posted May 16, 2003 ^^^ Hey this thread is only for blind Hulk love, quit pointing his flaws out... (Goes back to watching Hulkamania 2)
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted May 16, 2003 Report Posted May 16, 2003 Ah, I gotta let you have this thread . . . . . . Hogan was cheated, Savage should have handed him the belt upon Hulk's request. Hogan would slap that bitch!
Guest El Gigante Posted May 16, 2003 Report Posted May 16, 2003 I live this song everyday of my life.
Mecha Mummy Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 Here's another one - remember at Survivor Series '87, when Andre beat Hulk's team cleanly in the main event SurSer Match? Andre wins, and before he can even celebrate, Hulk attacks him from behind with the belt and poses! What a self-centered jerk. *Runs for his life*
Guest nWoScorpion Posted May 18, 2003 Report Posted May 18, 2003 Hogan was cheated! Fat Ass Inc. held him outside while he was the legal man, which ended up causing him to be counted-out. (SSeries 87)
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted May 18, 2003 Report Posted May 18, 2003 That's true, but you'd think he could come back and try to help Bam Bam get the win and not wait until he got totally wiped out.
Guest razazteca Posted May 18, 2003 Report Posted May 18, 2003 I want to change gimmicks every 3 months like Hogan......................Screw Hogan, I want to be Banky.
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