The one and ONLY "I Want To Be A Hulkamaniac"...

[Guest Downhome]

We will begin this celebration by going over the lyrics. I urge you to download, nay BUY the song, and read these lyrics and sing along. There is no greater feeling than singing along to this song, seriously...

 

I Want to be a Hulkamaniac

 

CHORUS:

I Want to be a Hulkamaniac

Have fun with my family and friends

I Want to be a Hulkamaniac

Have fun with my family and friends

 

If you want to be a Hulkamaniac

I can sure tell you how to stay on track

You gotta train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too

These are all the things that Maniacs do

Positive thoughts and positive deeds

These are the things that'll make you succeed

Always be good to your family and friends

'Cause they're the only one's that'll be there in the end

 

CHORUS

 

If you're looking for something cool to do

Just pick good friends to be with you

Always watch out where you are at

You may be judged where you hang your hat

Can you feel the muscic, can you feel the beat

You don't need drugs to move your feet

When the dealer tries to push on you

Just tell him what you're gonna do

 

CHORUS

 

Try to do good each and every day

Don't give up nothin' bad to say

Always go swimming with a buddy

Work real hard and always study

If you want to be real real cool

Don't be so stupid and play the fool

Get your education each and every day

These are all the things that the Maniacs say

 

CHORUS

 

...my God, if only more of us lived by these words, if only indeed. While we're at it, God Bless Dave "Evad" Sullivan, for showing TRUE Hulkamanic spirit, and using this song.

 

A moment of silence please.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Mecha Mummy 0]

I love how Hogan preaches morals and then threw tantrums when he lost, attacked people from behind when he lost, and beat up on managers. Hogan is truly one of the greatest heels of our time.

[Guest areacode212]

Is the children's version of this (the one evaD came to the ring to) available anywhere? I can only seem to find the one with the fruity guys singing.

[Guest DR PHIL]

My greatest shame is that despite despising everything about hogan, I totally mark for this song!

 

Anyway, after getting the song, get your arse to wrestlecrap.com mailbag section.

There's a couple of great spoofs of this song!

 

Everyone now! I am a senior citi-zen!

 

Greatness!

[Guest tank_abbott]

I own the Hulk Rules CD!

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

I remember the Brain would sing along, "I want to be a Hulkamaniac, so I can stab him in the back!"

 

BTW, just saw the end of WW3 1995 when Hogan lost the battle royal that Savage won. Gene-o kept trying to get a word with Savage, but f'n Hogan kept whining and complaining, leaving and coming back. Savage's only real celebratory words were, "Ooohhhh Yeah!" And the segment ran around 5 minutes.

[Guest tank_abbott]

^^^

 

Hey this thread is only for blind Hulk love, quit pointing his flaws out...

 

(Goes back to watching Hulkamania 2)

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Ah, I gotta let you have this thread . . .

 

. . . Hogan was cheated, Savage should have handed him the belt upon Hulk's request. Hogan would slap that bitch!

[Guest El Gigante]

I live this song everyday of my life.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Here's another one - remember at Survivor Series '87, when Andre beat Hulk's team cleanly in the main event SurSer Match? Andre wins, and before he can even celebrate, Hulk attacks him from behind with the belt and poses! What a self-centered jerk.

 

*Runs for his life*

[Guest tank_abbott]

*sobs*

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Hogan was cheated! Fat Ass Inc. held him outside while he was the legal man, which ended up causing him to be counted-out. (SSeries 87)

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

That's true, but you'd think he could come back and try to help Bam Bam get the win and not wait until he got totally wiped out.

[Guest razazteca]

I want to change gimmicks every 3 months like Hogan......................Screw Hogan, I want to be Banky.