Steph Wants more TV time

[Guest EdwardKnoxII]

Michael Cole: And we are back from the break and before we went to commercial we just had Vince McMahon fire his own daughter Stephanie and declared that Smackdown will now be run by a Spider Monkey named Elmer.

 

Tazz: Oh this is totally whack Cole, I can't believe my new boss plays around with it's own feces.

 

Cole: No no no, Steph is *gone*, we have a new boss.

 

Tazz: My Bad.

 

Cole: Mr. McMahon is still in the ring for some unknown reason, what does this all mean?

 

Tazz: I dunno Michael Cole, but he looks like he is going to say somethin.

 

Vince: Yes, that's right. The new GM of Smackdown is Elmer the Spider Monkey. You see, that's what I, Vince McMahon, can do. Within this universe I am the supreme ruler. NO ONE controls me. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end, I am the Supremebeing and no one can say different.

 

*"Thank you for being a friend* plays on the loud speaker"*

 

*An old woman enters*

 

 

 

Vince: Oh My God.

 

Cole: OH MY GOD!

 

Tazz: OH MY GOD IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!

 

Cole; That's Vince McMahons mother, Gurtrude McMahon!

 

Tazz: Oh brutha, things are heatin up now!

 

Cole: Mr. McMahons own mother has stepped into the ring and Vince looks as if he'd seen a ghost!

 

Tazz: That man definitely looks scared.

 

Vince: Mother, Mother, Mother... What are you doing here mother? I thought, I thought...

 

Bea: You thought that I was what?

 

Vince: I thought that you were...

 

Bea: Up resting in that nursing home in Oregon? Looking at the leaves fall and bloom while eating strained peas and sipping prune juice?

 

Vince: Yeah.

 

Bea: No Vince, you see 20 years ago you tried to put me there so my controlling interest in your fathers old promotion would be ignored and void - and it worked for a while...

 

Tazz: Oh man this is intense!

 

Vince: Mother, what I did was for your..

 

Bea: Best interest? Sure you did sweetie, just like what you do to my grandchildren is in their best interest? Just like what you did to you wife was in her best interest? Just like what you do to this company is in its best interest? Yes Vinnie, I've been watching...Oh Vinnie, don't act so surprised now.

 

Vince: I'm not surprised, nothing surprises me...

 

Bea: Don't lie to your mother Vinnie, you know how much I don't like lies.

 

Vince: Mother, what are you doing here?

 

Bea: I don't like lies at all... They bother me. And you seem to lie a lot now, don't you Vinnie?

 

Vince: Dammit mother, what are you doing...

 

Bea: And the mouth on you! Don't you speak to your mother like that. I gave birth to you, I raised you, I taught you everything you know - and it looks like I didn't teach you enough Vinnie.

 

Vince: I've done damn well for myself. I created the only wrestling company left in existence, I destroyed WCW, I..

 

Bea: Put a Spider Monkey in charge of one of your TV shows? Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie... When your wife called me up to tell me about that I had to come down here to set you straight.

 

Vince: Linda?

 

Bea: Oh yes, we've been in touch this whole time. And now that I am finally here in the WWE, I think it's time to make some changes.

 

Vince: Changes? Mother, you can't do that!

 

Bea: Says who?

 

Vince: Says, SAYS ME! I'm Vince McMahon dammit! I don't take any shit from

 

*Bea slaps Vince*

 

Bea: I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN! NOW, I'm GURTRUDE MCMAHON AND I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU MAY BE THE SUPREMEBEING HERE BUT I AM YOUR MOTHER AND I GAVE YOU LIFE SO THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE OR I'LL BEAT THAT LIFE RIGHT OUT OF YOU!

 

Vince: Yes Ma'am.

 

Bea: That's better.

 

Cole: Oh my goodness, Mrs. McMahon, Vince's mother, is in the WWE, what does this all mean?

 

Tazz: I dunno Cole but if she strikes fear in Vinces heart she must be one tough lady!

 

 

Ok that was funny but, the ONLY way that would really work is if they brought in ALL the Golden Girls. Hell make them a stable. The 4 Horsewomen sounds about right.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

We still hate Steph, she just isn't on TV very much so other guys are higher up the hate ladder at this point. This will change if this is true and she does get more time.

[Guest Dangerous A]

If this segues into Steph posing in Playboy, I'm for it.

 

Otherwise, she was doing well in her limited role.

[Guest wwF1587]

everytime i ask if it could get any worse SOMETHING ALWAYS HAPPENS!! NOO!! This company CAN NOT BE serious!! How does Steph = Ratings! Bleh! THey are ruining SD!

[Guest Olympic Slam]

everytime i ask if it could get any worse SOMETHING ALWAYS HAPPENS!! NOO!! This company CAN NOT BE serious!! How does Steph = Ratings! Bleh! THey are ruining SD!

Not only does Steph = ratings, but if Monday's RAW ratings are an indication of anything then Goldberg = ratings as well. Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

We still hate Steph, she just isn't on TV very much so other guys are higher up the hate ladder at this point. This will change if this is true and she does get more time.

And the fact she's so fuckin' boring right now. Just can't work up the hatred.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

In terms of wrestling - she's millions of times better than shit like Test or Kendrick.

Either my sarcasm detector is off or you're completely nuts.

Stephanie Mcmahon is a cheesy overactor like her father with horrible range. Spanky can barely memorize his fucking LINES, looks lost and can barely speak loud enough for the mic to pick him up. She's by no means The Rock - but in limited doses, she's good by wrestling's standards.

Oh, you were speaking in terms of mic skills. Thank god.

 

And Steph, mic-wise, is only truly good as a heel. As a face she's about as interesting as lint. In terms of Spanky vs. Steph, he's between heel and face.

 

Of course, anyone can out-talk Test with the possible exception of Jacqueline.

[Guest geniusMoment]

Of course Steph wants to get more involved. Do you actually think she got those implants to hide them, she wants to show them off. It was only a matter of time before this happened. I found it funny that Steph was an on air character for about 2 years before she got implants and she never came close to showing her breasts. Then after she gets implants they "accidently" fall out 3 or 4 times in a matter of months. She is just a little, or not so little anymore, slut.

[Guest bravesfan]

No word on whether Vince McMahon has approved such a program.

 

Ha! Imagine THEIR conversation.

 

Stephanie: Umm, Vince....mmmph....Daddy, can I have a little bit more of the television time on Smackdown, pwettty pweeze?

 

Vince: Sure Steff, anything you want.

 

Stephanie: And a maybe an interview segment focused around me, dad?

 

Vince: Sounds good to me.

 

Stephanie: And maybe a WWE title reign, too?

 

Vince: As long as you behave there, sweetheart.

 

Stephanie: And Lesnar takes all of my offense, daddy?

 

Vince: Of course he will, Steff, of course he will.

[Guest Austin3164life]

The only Steph segment I can tolerate is her on the phone with her ass right on camera, showing her thong (like two weeks ago?). That's pretty much it. No stupid storylines, and drawn out segments.

[Guest geniusMoment]

Even then you barely saw her thong. It was mostly just her skirt.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

A pictoral aid of this would be greatly appreciated

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

In terms of wrestling - she's millions of times better than shit like Test or Kendrick.

Either my sarcasm detector is off or you're completely nuts.

Stephanie Mcmahon is a cheesy overactor like her father with horrible range. Spanky can barely memorize his fucking LINES, looks lost and can barely speak loud enough for the mic to pick him up. She's by no means The Rock - but in limited doses, she's good by wrestling's standards.

When has Spanky forgot his lines? He speaks pretty well actually. When he did commentary he did a good job and his rap on Cena was great.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Spanky's rap was all right, but I would have blown Brian Hebner's beatboxing out of the fucking water.

 

I should note that Stephanie DOES equal ratings in my case. I've been watching the last several weeks intently since I saw she had more on-screen time in the spoilers. Before that, I didn't really care if I missed Smackdown.

[Guest geniusMoment]

I guess you have a thing for Steph or you just like her character.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It's the former, trust me. Read this past week's Spoonful of Velocity on the TSM site to see my entreaty to her.

[Guest Anglesault]

In terms of wrestling - she's millions of times better than shit like Test or Kendrick.

Either my sarcasm detector is off or you're completely nuts.

Stephanie Mcmahon is a cheesy overactor like her father with horrible range. Spanky can barely memorize his fucking LINES, looks lost and can barely speak loud enough for the mic to pick him up. She's by no means The Rock - but in limited doses, she's good by wrestling's standards.

When has Spanky forgot his lines? He speaks pretty well actually. When he did commentary he did a good job and his rap on Cena was great.

His commentary was some of the worst guest commentary ever period end of discussion. He sat there saying NOTHING for most of the time and when he did speak, it was really awkward.

 

Of course, anyone can out-talk Test with the possible exception of Jacqueline

 

Don't insult Jacqueline like that.

 

Remember when Test wanted to hire an agent so he could branch off into real acting?