english to 12 year old AOL user translator

[Guest Ravenbomb]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aoler...translator.html

 

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS OLD NAWS OR NOT I JUST FOUND IT 2DAY!!1!!111 OMG WTF

[Guest Eagan469]

FUNY STUF RIGHT THEIR!!!!!1 OMG

[Guest MaxPower27]

HOW MUCH WOD CUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD??!!!?!?! OMG LOL

[Guest Will Scarlet]

OMG!!!11 LOL TAHT IS SO AEWSOME1!11!11! OMG LOL IT RUL3RS DA SKOOLARS!111!! LOL

[Guest R2DFooster McSockman]

I THINKL I CAN DO AB EBTTER JOB MYSLEF < THANKWQ VERY MUCH!!11!1 LKOL

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

THIS IS RILLY FUKNG ANOYNG11!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

[Guest Bannable Offense]

UNFORTUNAETLY U CANOT FULY COMPREH3ND THIS SENTANC3 FOR IT WAS STRUCTURALY MANGLED BY TEH AOLER TRANSLA2R!11!!1 LOL

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

THIS IS RILLY BITCHNG1!11 R3MINDS M3 OF MAH U DAYS LIEK 8 YAARS AGO WHAN AOL WAS COL!1!!1!!

[Guest Bannable Offense]

I have to ask, why use the three letter "mah" when you can get it done with the two letter "my"?

 

or

 

Y USA TEH THRE L3T3R MAH WHEN U CAN GAT IT DONE WIT DA TWO LETER MY?!!??? WTF LOL

[Guest treble charged]

2 B OR NOT 2 B?!?!?? WTF TAHT IS TEH QUASTION11!!11!! OMG

[Guest MentallyNormal]

I WAS WONDERNG IF I CUD HAEV SEX WIT U!1111!11 WTF LOL

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

THIS THNG IS SO FUNY AND KIKS MAJOR AS!!1!! OMG HOK3D ON PHONICS WORK3D FOR M3 CAL 1 80 ABCD3FG!!11!!! LOL

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

TEH MAZNG RANDO IS DA GR3AETST GUY 3VER!!!111!1!111!!!111!1!1!111!11!1!!1!

 

 

 

 

this is sad.

[Guest TheGame2705]

MAZNG RANDO LOKS LIEK SNOW BAN PLZ!!!1!! OMG WTF

[Guest phoenixrising]

THIS IS TEH COL3ST SIET 3VER!11!!1!! OMG THIS IS DA GREAETST THREAD AVER MAED111! OMG WTF LOL

[Guest Downhome]

I DONT UND3RSTAND Y PEOPL3 TYP3 LIEK THIS IN DA FIRST PLAEC!!!1! R THEY JUST LAZY OR R THAY TRULY R3TARDED?!!?!!? OMG LOL

[Guest Si82]

I NEVAR NU TAHT DA DESTRUCTION OF TEH 3NGLISH LANGUAEG CUD B SO MUCH FUN!!11 WTF

[Guest hardyz1]

TH3Y DONT CAL IT A QUART3R POUNDAR WIT CHESA!!!!!!1 LOL TH3Y CAL IT A ROYAEL WIT CHESE!!11 OMG WTF LOL

[Guest Ravenbomb]

U R TEH ONES WHO R TEH BAL LIKARS!1!1!!!1!!!!1!1!1!!!1! WTF LOL

 

IM DA CHEAT!111! OMG WTF

 

I also translated my sig

 

D3AR ROBRTA SPAROW I HAEV REACHAD TEH END OF UR BOK AND THEIR R SO MANY QUASTIONS TAHT I NED 2 ASK U11111 SOMETIEMS IM AFRADE OF WUT U MIGHT TAL ME!111!1 SOM3TIEMS IM AFRADE THIS IS NOT A WORK OF FICTION11!11 OMG WTF LOL I CAN ONLY HOPA TAHT DA ANSW3RS WIL COMA 2 M3 IN MAH SLEP!11!!1 I HOPE TAHT WH3N DA WORLD COMAS 2 AN 3ND I CAN DA A SIGH OF RALEIF B/C THEIR WIL B SO MUCH 2 LOK FORWARD 2.

 

 

!!1!!11!1!1!!1!!1!1 OMG WTF

[Guest Bannable Offense]

Can't touch this:

 

FOUR SCOR3 AND S3VEN YAARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH UPON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCAIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 DA PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CREAETD EQUAL

 

NOW111!! OMG WE R 3NGAEGD IN A GRAAT CIVIL WAR T3STNG WHATHER TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONC3IEVD AND SO DEDICAETD CAN LONG ANDURA!111!1 OMG WTF LOL WE R MAT ON A GRAAT BATL3FEILD OF TAHT WAR

 

WE1!1!! WTF HAEV COME 2 DADICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL R3STNG PLAEC FOR THOSA WHO H3R3 GAEV THERE LIEVS TAHT THIS NATION MIGHT LIEV!!1! IT IS AL2GETH3R FITNG AND PROP3R TAHT WE SHUD DO THIS

 

BUT!111111 OMG LOL IN A LARG3R SENS3 WE CANOT D3DICAET — WE CANOT CONS3CRAET — W3 CANOT HALOW — THIS GROUND!1!!1!!! OMG TEH BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND DEAD WHO STRUGLED H3RE HAEV CONS3CRAETD IT FAR ABOVA OUR POR POWAR 2 AD OR DATRACT11!! OMG LOL TEH WORLD WIL LITLE NOTA NOR LONG R3M3MBR WUT WE SAY H3R3 BUT IT CAN NEVER FORG3T WT DID H3R3

 

IT!!!!! OMG IS FOR US DA LIVNG RATHER 2 B DEDICAETD HER3 2 TEH UNFINISHED WORK WHICH TH3Y WHO FOUGHT HERA HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLY ADVANC3D!!!1 WTF IT IS RATHER FOR US 2 B HERA DEDICAETD 2 DA GR3AT TASK REMANENG BFORA US — TAHT FROM THASA HONOR3D DAAD WE TAEK INCRAAESD DAVOTION 2 TAHT CAUSE FOR WHICH TH3Y GAEV TEH LAST FUL MEASUR3 OF D3VOTION — TAHT WE H3RE HIGHLY RESOLVA TAHT THESE DEAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE — TAHT THIS NATION UNDER GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM — AND TAHT GOV3RNMANT OF TEH PEOPLE BY TEH P3OPL3 FOR DA PEOPLA SHAL NOT PERISH FROM THIS 3ARTH

1!1! OMG WTF LOL

[Guest Mole]

MAH NME IS CRAGE AND I LIEV IN NORTH S2NNG2N

 

Haha

[Guest hardyz1]

DOUBLA DOUBLE 2IL AND TROUBLA

FIER BURN AND CAULDRON BUBL3!!!!1!! WTF LOL

[Guest Flyboy]

DR!1!! OMG LOL 2M SUKS MAH COK111!! OMG WTF

[Mecha Mummy 0]

TAHTS PRETY DMN FUNY111!!! OMG WTF LOL

[Guest El Satanico]

MAH NME IS INDIGO U!!11!1!1!!1!1!11 LOL KIL3D MAH FATH3R R 2 DEI!111 WTF LOL

[Guest DrTom]

OBI-WAN NAV3R 2LD U WUT HAP3NED 2 UR FATHAR

HE1!!!!! OMG WTF 2LD ME U KILED HIM

NO!!!!1 OMG LOL LUKE!111111! OMG LOL IM UR FATHAR

TAHTS11111 LOL NOT TRUE!111!!11 OMG WTF

[Guest Flyboy]

ADM WAST OWNS U111!!!! OMG

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Not bad.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

AT 3AES MEN1!11!1!! WTF LOL I WANT U 2 REMEMBR TAHT NO BASTARD 3VAR WON A WAR BY DYNG FOR HIS COUNTRY1!1!11!! OMG HE WON IT BY MAKNG TEH OTH3R POR DUMB BASTARD DEI FOR HIS COUNTRY.MEN1!!11111!!1!111!!!!!!1 OMG TEH STUF W3 HEARD ABOUT MERICA NOT WANTNG 2 FIGHT WANT NG 2 STAY OUT OF DA WAR WAS A LOT OF HORSEDUNG!1!!1!1 WTF M3RICANS TRADITIONALY LOVE 2 FIGHT111!1 OMG LOL AL RAAL M3RICANS LOVA DA STNG OF BATLE!1!11! OMG WH3N U WARA KIDS U AL LOVA TEH STNG OF BATLA1!!! OMG WTF WHEN U WERA KIDS U AL ADMIERD DA CHMPION MARBLA PLAEYR DA FASTEST RUN3R TEH BIG LEAGUE BALPLAEYRS DA 2UGH3ST BOXERS!1!! OMG WTF LOL MARICANS LOVA A WINER AND DO NOT 2LERAET A LOSAR1111! OMG WTF M3RICANS PLAY 2 WIN AL DA TIEM!111!1 OMG WTF LOL I WUDNT GIEV A HOT IN HEL FOR A MAN WHO LOST AND LAUGH3D!!11! OMG LOL TAHTS Y M3RICANS HAEV NAVER LOST AND WIL NEV3R LOS3 A WAR FOR DA VERY THOUGHT OF LOSNG IS HAETFUL 2 MERICANS!11!1 OMG AN MAH IS A TAM11!!!!1! WTF IT LIEVS SLEPS AATS FIGHTS AS A TEM1!!!1!! OMG WTF THIS INDIVIDUALITY STUF IS A LOT OF CRAP1!!1!!1 WTF DA BILIOUS BASTARDS WHO WROTE TAHT STUF ABOUT INDIVIDUALITY FOR T HA SATURDAY EV3NNG POST DONT KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT REAL BATLE THEN TH3Y DO ABOUT A SOK FUL OF SILT!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL WE HAEV TEH FIENST FOD AQUIPM3NT TEH BST SPIRIT AND M3N!1111111 OMG WTF LOL I PITY THOSE POR BASTARDS W3RE GONG AGANEST-BY GOD I DO!!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL W3 WONT JUST SHOT DA BASTARDS11!!! OMG LOL W3RA GONG 2 CUT OUT THERE LIVNG GUTS AND USE THAM 2 GRAAES TEH TREADS OF OUR TANKS!1!1 OMG LOL WER3 GONG 2 MURDAR THOS3 LOUSY HUN BASTARDS BY DA BUSH3L!!!1!1 OMG LOL MANY OF U BOYS R WONDERNG WHATHAR U CHIKEN OUT UNDAR FIER1!!1!! LOL DONT WORY ABOUT IT I CAN ASUR3 U U WIL AL DO UR DUTY!11! OMG DA NAZIS R DA ANAMY!!11 OMG WAED IN2 THAM AND SPIL THEYRE BLOD111!!1 WTF LOL SHOT THEM IN DA BLY!!!!! OMG LOL WHEN U STIK UR HAND IN2 A BUNCH OF GO TAHT A MOM3NT BFOR3 WAS UR BST FREINDS U!11!1111!!!11!!!11 OMG KNOW WUT 2 DO1!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL THEIR ANOTH3R THNG I WANT U 2 R3MEMBR!!!1! WTF I DONT WANT 2 GET ANY MASAEGS SAYNG WE R HOLDNG OUR POSITION11!! LOL WARA NOT HOLDNG ANYTHNG1111! L3T TEH HUN DO TAHT!!!! OMG WE R ADVANCNG CONSTANTLY AND R NOT INTEREST3D IN HOLDNG ANYTHNG AXC3PT ON2 DA 3NEMY1!!! OMG LOL W3RE GONG 2 HOLD ON 2 HIM BY DA NOSE AND KIK HIM IN DA AS!1111 OMG WTF LOL W3L KIK DA HEL OUT OF HIM AL TEH TIEM!1!11 OMG LOL W3L GO THROUGH THEM LIEK CRAP THROUGH A GOS3!!!!1!1! OMG WTF THEIR ONE THNG U MEN WIL B ABLE 2 SAY WHEN U GET HOME!11! OMG WTF U MAY AL THANK GOD FOR IT111!1 WTF THIRTY Y3ARS FROM NOW WHAN U R SITNG AROUND TEH FIERSIED WIT UR GRANDSON ON UR KNE AND HA ASKS WUT U DID IN DA GRAAT WORD WAR I U WONT HAEV 2 SAY I SHOVAL3D SHIT IN LOUISIANA11!11!!1 WTF AL RIGHT-NOW U SONSUVBITICH3S KNOW HOW I FEL1!!1 OMG WTF LOL I WIL B PROUD 2 LAAD U WONDERFUL GUYS IN2 BATL3 ANYTIEM ANYWHERA!111 OMG TAHT IS AL111!!1!! OMG WTF

[Guest El Satanico]

JUST TEH GOD OL BOYS

NEV3R M3ANIN NO HARM

BATS AL U AVER SAW B3N IN TROUBLE WIT TEH LAW SINCE DA DAY THAY WAS BORN!111!1! LOL

 

STRAGEHTNIN DA CURVE

FLATNIN DA HILS!1!1!111 OMG

SOM3DAY DA MOUTANE MIGHT G3T AM BUT TEH LAW NEVER WIL11!111!1 OMG

 

MAKIN THEYRE WAY TEH ONLY WAY TH3Y KNOW HOW

TAHTS JUST A LITLE BIT MORE THAN DA LAW WIL ALOW!!1!!!! OMG WTF

 

JUST GOD OL BOYS

WUDNT CHANGE IF THEY CUD

FIGHTIN DA SYST3M LIEK A TRUE MODERN DAY ROBIN HOD11111 OMG WTF

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

*marks the fuck out for the dukes of hazzard theme*