english to 12 year old AOL user translator

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

THEYRE A LADY WHOS SUR3 AL TAHT GLIT3RS IS GOLD AND SHES BUYNG TEH STAREWAY 2 HEAEVN!11!!!11 OMG LOL WHAN SHE GETS THEIR SHA KNOWS TAHT DA S2R3S R AL CLOSAD WIT A WORD SHA CAN GAT WUT SH3 CMA FOR!1!!! OMG O AND SHES BUYNG TEH STAREWAY 2 HAAEVN!1!! OMG LOL

 

IF THEIR A BUSTLE IN UR HEDGAROW DONT B ALARM3D ITS JUST A SPRNG CL3AN FOR MAY QUENS1!!!!1! Y3S THEYRE R TWO PATHS U CAN GO BY BUT IN DA LONG RUN THEYRE STIL TIEM 2 CHANGE TEH ROAD UR ON1!!11111 WTF

[Guest JHawk]

Let's do Monday's Flair-HHH match from my recap and see what we get.

 

 

ON3 FAL FOR TEH WORLD HAAVYWEIGHT CHMPIONSHIP TEH MAN WHO!1!1!! WTF VS1!111 LOL HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPOS (CHMPION)

 

IMM 3ITHER GONG 2 MARK OUT LIEK HEL OR B RILLY PIS3D OF WITHIN TEH NEXT 10 MINUTES OR SO111!!111 NEXT WEK WARE IN MOBIEL ALABMA FOR RAW AND I THINK JRS GONG 2 HAEV AN ORGASM IF FLARE WINS TEH TITL3 2NIGHT!1!111 WTF LOL HUNTER COMES OUT 2 DAAD SIELNC3 BY DA WAY1!1!11 LOL DONT ASK M3 Y BUT IV3 GOT DA BIG MATCH FEL FOR THIS ONA!11!1 OMG LOL FLARE OFARS A HANDSHAEK.THAN!!!1!11!!1!!1!1!11 OMG WTF LOL PULS IT BAK 2 A POP!1!!!1! OMG LOKUP11!1!!! WTF IN2 A CORN3R CLAAN BR3AK11!! THUMB 2 DA EY3 BY FLARE11!! OMG LOL CHOPS GALOR3 (WHO)1!11!111 OMG WTF LOL WHIP REV3RSAL ALBOWSMASH!!!111 OMG WTF LOL SUPLEX ATAMPT BUT H3 CANT GET HIM OVER THX 2 DA RIBS!!!1! OMG WHIP REVERSAL HUNTAR GOAS OV3R DA 2P ROPE1!11 OMG WTF LOL FLARE OUTSIED IN2 HORSAMEN T3RI2RY AND FLARE SUPL3XES HUNT3R ON TEH FLOR!111!!1 MORE CHOPS!!11!! LOL BAK IN2 DA RNG111!1!11 OMG WTF DELAEYD VERTICAL SUPLEX FOR 2 (AND HUNTAR MAEKS NAARLY NO EFORT 2 KIK OUT.BUILDNG1!11!11!111!11!! WTF LOL DA INJURY!1!!!! OMG WTF I LIEK IT)1!!1 LOL MOR3 CHOPS FROM FLARE BUT HUNTER CATCHAS HIM WIT A SPIENBUST3R!!!11!1! OMG HUNTAR PUNCHAS AWAY AT TEH CORN3R AND NOW SOM3 S2MPS!111!11 WTF CHOKEHOLD!!1! WTF FLARE COMNG BAK WIT CHOPS!11!!1 WTF LOL TRADNG BLOWS IN MIDRNG1!1!!1 OMG LOL WHIP FLARE FLIP (IT WORKS)!11!11!! OMG WTF LOL AND FLARE OF DA 2P (WHICH ALSO WORKS)1!!11 OMG FLARE PUNCHNG AWAY!11!111 OMG WTF LOL HUNTER DOWN THX 2 A CHOP1111 OMG AND DOWN 2 TEH KNE1!!!1!1 OMG COM3 ON RIC GAT HIM1!!!!1!1 WTF FIGURE-FOUR LAGLOK!!!!!11 WTF LOL TAP DMMIT111!! WTF TAP1!11 WTF LOL HUNT3R MAEKS IT 2 TEH ROP3S AND TEH CROWD BOS11!11 WTF LOL HUNT3R WIT SHOTS 2 TEH KNE AND CHOPS1111!1 LOL HUNT3R WIT A RIGHT HAND 2 KNOK FLARE DOWN!!!1!1! OMG WTF FLARE BAK WIT MOR3 CHOPS1111 OMG WTF LOL HEADLOK THROW OF HUNTER IN2 DA SLEP3R!1!1!! OMG WTF FLARE BAKS HUNTER IN2 NIK PATRIK!111!11! OMG HUNT3R WIT A FAECBUSTER AND HE GOES FOR DA BLT1!!1!! WTF FLARE DUKS DA BLT SHOT!11!!11! OMG WTF LOL THUMB 2 DA AY3 LOW BLOW (WHO)!11!11 OMG WTF AND FLARE WIT A BLT SHOT11!1 OMG WAEK UP PATRIK11!111!! OMG ON3!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL TWO111!1 THR...DMMIT!1!!1!!1!11111111!!1111!!111!11!!11!11!111!1 OMG FLARE STRUTNG.COMA1!!111!!!!!111!!11!1111 LOL ON..COME11!1!!11!!!111!1!!!!!!1 OMG LOL ON11111 OMG LOL FIGURE-FOUR HUNTAR KIKS HIM IN2 TEH TURNBUKLE GOAS FOR TEH PEDIGRE FLARE WIT A BAKDROP11!! OMG LOL FLARE GOAS FOR HIS OWN PEDIGRE HUNTER WIT A BAKDROP PADIGRE.DMMIT1!!1!!11!1!1!!1 2 HEL11!!1!! OMG WTF PIN AT 729 (*1/2) AND OUT COMES K3VIN NASH!1!!!!11 WTF HUNTER IM3DIAETLY RUNS AND FALS DOWN AT TEH 2P OF TEH RMP!!!!11!! WTF LOL OUT COM3S AUSTIN 2 MAEK HH-NASH I OFICIAL FOR BAD BLOD.IN!1111111!1!!1!!1! OMG WTF A HEL IN A CEL MATCH!!!1! OMG LOL CHRIST RUIN TAHT L3GACY WHIEL UR AT IT1!1!!!! OMG WTF