Honestly, what do all the blind WWE marks see in..

[Guest Sakura]

Steph has no class.

 

I wonder if when you join WWE they force you to get implants and if they pay for them.

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

That her implants sag is ironic, considering she only had surgery because ONE fan held up ONE sign saying "Stephanie's puppies sag".

Couldn't she've just started wearing a bra?

Actually Steph got the implants because her chest got smaller. During the early part of 2001, she got into really good shape but along with losing a few pounds her chest got smaller in the process. She said this herself on the Howard Stern show.

 

I believe her story because while watching the shows at that time I noticed or it appeared to me anyway that her breasts were not as big before.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Hmm.

 

Yes.

 

Or Scrooge McDuck.

 

It's time to screw the marks and take a dive in me money.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

They don't force, merely 'strongly suggest' that you get them. And they pay for them. Purely out of the goodness of their heart.

[Guest Sakura]

So the question is...if you join the WWE..go against your morals or what they "strongly suggestion".

 

 

And Steph's chest was fine, even if it got "smaller".

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Hey, the Kliq can be Huey, Dewie, and Louie..

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Stacy didn't get implants, so I guess they don't force the women to get them. Victoria also seems natural, as does Molly.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Stacy didn't get implants, so I guess they don't force the women to get them. Victoria also seems natural, as does Molly.

If Victoria's chest is natural, I'd bet it's the only thing about her that is.

[Guest Sakura]

Molly and Victoria already have big boobs though.

 

Also, do they MAKE you wear revealing clothes or can you be wholesome and pure?

 

I want to be WWE Champion....but I will not compromise my integrity!

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Once you sign with them, you pretty much sign away your freedom and liberty to choose. Until you start boning a McMahon.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Stacy doesn't get implants because, well... let's just say it wouldn't play to the kink if she did...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Once you sign with them, you pretty much sign away your freedom and liberty to choose. Until you start boning a McMahon.

Yeah, I mean, how else do you think Shawn Michaels got away with all the shit he did?

 

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Stacey doesn't get implants because it would be like stapling two balloons to a 2b pencil.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

And they already have Terri...

[Guest Sakura]

I think wholesome Molly is by far the prettiest of the "divas".

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Molly Holly does indeed rule over all other WWE women.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I'd say that Shannon Moore is probably the prettiest Diva...

 

 

So very pretty.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

There's nothing Steph really brings to TV. She can't act, and isn't a particularly good GM. *shrugs* If she wasn't a McMental, she wouldn't be there.

 

She wasn't bad looking a couple of years ago, but now? Nope.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Ok, lemme put it this way...

 

The WWE doesn't want Stacy to get implants because it wouldn't make THIS pic work..

 

 

RRR: Prefers Mrs. Hancock. Snoochie... whatever.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

dude, there are no tit jokes in "Scrooge McDuck". It just doesn't work.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

But it's Vince McMahon... The 'not wearing pants' connection...

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

ooooooh, it's Vince.

 

no tit jokes necessary. Plus, I think if he had enough money to fill a swimming pool with gold coins, he'd totally do it.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

once upon a time she was a beautiful young women.

Then she got implants and engaged to Cripple H, who turned her into Chyna V.2

[Guest AndrewTS]

Molly and Victoria already have big boobs though.

 

Also, do they MAKE you wear revealing clothes or can you be wholesome and pure?

 

I want to be WWE Champion....but I will not compromise my integrity!

I'm not sure about Victoria, but since she actually takes bumps I'll guess she's natural.

 

Molly's naturally curvy, although she's got that large booty as well (I like it, others don't). She actually has worn more in WWE than she ever did in WCW as Mona.

 

And McDuck has more scruples than McMahon, was always in touch with changing business trends, and was less f'ed up. That still cracked me up, though, RRR.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I'd say that Shannon Moore is probably the prettiest Diva...

 

 

So very pretty.

I'd hit it.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Scrooge was only successful when he had guys like Flintheart Glomgold nipping at his heels to be the richest duck in the world - it forced him to keep up with the times... That, and he never let Doofus take control of the writing team

[Guest HellSpawn]

I know that most of you people could care less. But, I've been all over the Internet Wrestling Community, and I've seen all these tribute websites dedicated to Stephanie McMahon, and mostly HHH & Stephanie. I know why the marks like HHH, because most of them are little teenage girls. But, can anyone for the life of me tell me what do these mindless, robotized sheep see in Stephanie McMahon. I mean, it almost seems like they idolize her, or something.

1st. She is a Beautiful Young Woman.

 

2nd. She is a TV character who always has been in a Power Role. 1999 Vince's Daughter, McMahon-Helmsley Era, Champ Angle's Associate, ECW owner and now SmackDown's GM.

 

3rd. How about this, she has always has been marketed/booked as a hot woman. Angle and HHH fighting for her, that feud with Jericho could be seen as flirting, Angle was again flirting with her pre-WM XIX, and that Kendrick guy too, and now Hogan too. If you market someone as hot, that helps.

 

4th. She is a TV character. Period. As Buffy, Sidney Bristow or Lana Lang, BUT... you actually can see her on the SD tapings or PPVs. I dunno but I guess is harder to meet Kristin Kreuk or Sarah Michelle than Stephanie.

 

5th. She took several bumps on her WWE/F career and again, you can see that SHE took the bumps, not a stunt woman, not an FX.

 

6th. As many said here, she have 2 powerful reasons.

 

7th. Wrestling is a male oriented show, and you know... men loves women. Of course they are some who prefer men J/K

 

8th. She finished her career. And I think she got a degree.

 

...

 

and you know, there are room for everyone, or suddenly the SmartMark community is going to name who's in and who's out ?

 

Remember that SM are a very little % of Wrestling world.

 

 

Peace.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Scrooge was only successful when he had guys like Flintheart Glomgold nipping at his heels to be the richest duck in the world - it forced him to keep up with the times... That, and he never let Doofus take control of the writing team

 

Hilarious post there, RRR.