Rest in Peace, Hell in a Cell

[Guest Anglesault]

Why? WHY?

 

Why must these two jack offs finally kill what was once a great blow off match? Why must they piss all over its legacy?

 

I know it was on life support, but there is no reason to drag their kind of over feud and terrible matches into this. Fuck them both. I hope they both fall off the cell.

[LooseCannon25 0]

They're not the ones who booked the match. You can blame the writers or Vince, but its not right to blame Nash and HHH

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I dunno...if Bossman/Taker couldn't kill Hell in a Cell...

[Guest AndrewTS]

Nash won't/can't climb it. I expect INTENSE BRAWLING!~ just like...oh...say..a couple weeks ago.

 

Only not free! WOWIE!

[Guest AndrewTS]

They're not the ones who booked the match. You can blame the writers or Vince, but its not right to blame Nash and HHH

I can blame HHH for putting in good words for his fucking useless friends and I can blame Nash for not fucking off and dying, though.

[Guest Trivia247]

Undertaker should just Jump to Raw for Bad Blood beat the shit out of both of them and then go back to Smackdown with Nash Crawling over and covering HHH

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Ok, I haven't really been watching since Nash returned, so I need some help here...

 

Why did Kevin Nash get a title shot in the first place??

[Guest AndrewTS]

Maybe Kane will do what he did at the original Bad(d) Blood. HHH likes to bleed anyway.

[Guest snowfan]

Why? WHY?

 

Why must these two jack offs finally kill what was once a great blow off match? Why must they piss all over its legacy?

 

I know it was on life support, but there is no reason to drag their kind of over feud and terrible matches into this. Fuck them both. I hope they both fall off the cell.

Hell I hope the cell falls on them.....

 

somewhere a part of Mick foley just died......

[Guest Vitamin X]

Undertaker should just Jump to Raw for Bad Blood beat the shit out of both of them and then go back to Smackdown with Nash Crawling over and covering HHH

 

 

 

 

........

 

 

 

 

.....You are truly an idiot.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Ok, I haven't really been watching since Nash returned, so I need some help here...

 

Why did Kevin Nash get a title shot in the first place??

HHH beat Nash by hitting him in the head with a sledge at Backlash in a 6-Man tag. Lead to some brawling by HHH and Nash...eventually Bisch made the first match.

 

Tonight Austin, seeing what happened in the first match, named Nash the number 1 contender for the next match.

[Guest snowfan]

Ok, I haven't really been watching since Nash returned, so I need some help here...

 

Why did Kevin Nash get a title shot in the first place??

HHH beat Nash by hitting him in the head with a sledge at Backlash in a 6-Man tag. Lead to some brawling by HHH and Nash...eventually Bisch made the first match.

 

Tonight Austin, seeing what happened in the first match, named Nash the number 1 contender for the next match.

because everyone knows what a great ally and fan of on the fly SCSA is.....

 

[Guest Memphis]

Ok, I haven't really been watching since Nash returned, so I need some help here...

 

Why did Kevin Nash get a title shot in the first place??

Because he has admirable hair.

 

It's quite nice.

 

M

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

It won't be the best HITC, but it will be entertaining. Neither move great anyway, so stick them in a cage so their movements are limited by space. It'll be better then last nights Nash/HHH match.

 

IMO

[Guest snowfan]

Ok, I haven't really been watching since Nash returned, so I need some help here...

 

Why did Kevin Nash get a title shot in the first place??

Because he has admirable hair.

 

It's quite nice.

 

M

and also very witty in promos....

 

Nash's hair='cool heel'....

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Well gee, that sells it.

 

But seriously, "#1 contender"? - all you need to do is get hit with the enchanted sledgehammer and have pretty hair and you're #1 contender?

[Guest snowfan]

Well gee, that sells it.

 

But seriously, "#1 contender"? - all you need to do is get hit with the enchanted sledgehammer and have pretty hair and you're #1 contender?

hey you know Crips is like some sort of Anti-Paladain swinging his Sledgehammer +10 of Storyline Wilting I mean he is quickly approaching force of nature status....

[Guest The Bad Guy]

Well gee, that sells it.

 

But seriously, "#1 contender"? - all you need to do is get hit with the enchanted sledgehammer and have pretty hair and you're #1 contender?

The formula is discovered!

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

but it will be entertaining.

 

I know you like the Clique, but come on. Remember that slow, shitty 10 min. brawl HHH/Nash had a couple weeks ago? Picture that, add 10+ minutes and factor in the fact that one of them can't even take a bump.

[Guest snowfan]

Well gee, that sells it.

 

But seriously, "#1 contender"? - all you need to do is get hit with the enchanted sledgehammer and have pretty hair and you're #1 contender?

The formula is discovered!

am I the only one who would pay to see a semi-sober Scotch hall shoot on the Klique????

 

SH:

 

"The fuc*er uses 5 different conditioners and his happy juice on the damn mane!"

[Guest wwF1587]

well there goes my one last favorite gimmick match in the wwe... thanks hhh, vince, steph, nash.... And we all know who will win in this one... and its not nash... HHH needs his win so he can look good for goldie at summerslam... ahh fuck this comapny

[Guest The Bad Guy]

Well gee, that sells it.

 

But seriously, "#1 contender"? - all you need to do is get hit with the enchanted sledgehammer and have pretty hair and you're #1 contender?

The formula is discovered!

am I the only one who would pay to see a semi-sober Scotch hall shoot on the Klique????

 

SH:

 

"The fuc*er uses 5 different conditioners and his happy juice on the damn mane!"

I literally just spit water across the room after reading that.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

but it will be entertaining.

 

I know you like the Clique, but come on. Remember that slow, shitty 10 min. brawl HHH/Nash had a couple weeks ago? Picture that, add 10+ minutes and 1 man who most likely can't even climb up the cage nor take a bump.

If that brawl would have been any other two people nobody would have said shit. Booker and Jericho doing the exact same moves and same brawl you guys would have marked the fuck out. The majority here hates the Clique. Anything they do gets critisized. Plus I did say IMO.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Well gee, that sells it.

 

But seriously, "#1 contender"? - all you need to do is get hit with the enchanted sledgehammer and have pretty hair and you're #1 contender?

Not really...ya see...

 

Sure there are plenty of reasons not to push Nash: he sucks in the ring, is not over in the least, hasn't cut a decent promo in years, hasn't even done a single damn thing to be viewed as a legitimate challenger, was the lowest drawing WWF champ ever, is injury-prone, hardly mobile, has a lousy work ethic and zero passion for the business, took shots at Vince while in WCW, used his politicking to kill WCW, is a dickhead, a greedy bastard, is old and associated with that dead promotion that Vince pissed on already and the fans have shown they don't give a shit about.

 

Sure, there's all those reasons.

 

However, Nash is tall and HHH's friend. WORLD TITLE MATERIAL BABY!

[Guest snowfan]

Well gee, that sells it.

 

But seriously, "#1 contender"? - all you need to do is get hit with the enchanted sledgehammer and have pretty hair and you're #1 contender?

The formula is discovered!

am I the only one who would pay to see a semi-sober Scotch hall shoot on the Klique????

 

SH:

 

"The fuc*er uses 5 different conditioners and his happy juice on the damn mane!"

I literally just spit water across the room after reading that.

HGH:

 

"so did I-uh...."

 

Thanks I have been gone for a while but i used to hang out in the 'one and onlys'.....

 

I have been gone for like 5 months and oddly somehow tonight did not compel me to want to keep watching.

 

Sad really because I love well *edit*done Pro-Wrestling.

[LooseCannon25 0]

The only reason this match is a HIAC now is because these bastards cant put on a wrestling match so this is intended to cover that up with some brawling and plenty of bleeding.

 

I would have just preferred HHH with a clean pin and moving on to a new contender myself.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"If that brawl would have been any other two people nobody would have said shit."

 

Bullshit. It sucked, was a waste of time, and looked extremely stupid. Seeing those two sucking wind, flopping around, whacking each other with weak weapon shots, Nash brushing his hair aside to pull HHH up by the hair, going on and on and on and on until HHH stole a van?

 

Sorry, it would have been bad with anyone else.

[Guest JDMattitudeV1]

I have to hand it to Nash and HHH. They may be slowly killing the pastime I love but they clever bastards. They know that the buyrate for this PPV is going to tank so they are having the one gimmick match that can increase buys on its own. There are plenty of gullible marks out there who will buy this PPV based on HIAC matches past, so if the buyrate is better than the last couple of PPVs they can still claim to Vince that they are still draws and deserve to be headlining shows. Fuck you Hunter!

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Well the Bossman will be happy, suddenly his HIAC match won't seem so bad after Nash and HHH stink up the joint.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I think it's kinda clever...