Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted May 21, 2003 (edited) Thanks to Calvin Martin for the following report: ***VELOCITY*** # Bill Demott beat unkown wrestler. # Funaki beat Kanyon with a rollup holding the tights. # Rhyno beat A-Train by countout. A-Train got gored out of the ring an was unable to make it back in before the ten count. # Tazz and Michael Cole come down to the announce table for Smackdown. ***SMACKDOWN*** # Vince McMahon is shown arriving to the arena in a very bad mood. Vince heads straight to the ring with a mic in hand. Vince says he is not happy about all the mistakes that have happened on Smackdown such as Mr. America's contract. Every attempt to prove that Mr. America is Hulk Hogan has failed. Vince says he was emberassed at Judgment Day by some handicapped kid. Vince says all the mistakes are gonna change starting tonight. Vince says Stephanie is still GM but as of tonight he is taking over. Vince guarandamntees by the end of the night we will see a smile on his face. # WWE Tag Team Championship Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri beat Team Angle by DQ when Haas got caught using a chair. # Backstage, Stephanie asks Vince why he is so obsessed with Mr. America. Stephanie wants to make sure Vince knows what he is doing. Vince says after tonight he will be out of control. -commercial- # Vince comes back down to the ring. Vince says Judgment Day was supposed to be the day that Piper beat mr. America and then would have allowed Vince to rip the mask off Mr. America and prove that he is really Hulk Hogan. You have heard the expression that you have to pay the Piper? Tonight the Piper will have to pay Mr. NcMahon. So allow me to introduce you to Roddy Piper who will apologize to me. # Piper and O'Haire come to the ring. Piper says as difficult as it is for a man like him, he apologizes. # Vince tells Piper that he wanted to beat Hogan as badly as he did but all he gets is an apology? Vince calls Piper an SOB. # Piper says if Vince touches him again he will rip his throat out. # Vince says that will not happen and O'Haire has to seperate the two. # O'Haire says if anyone is to blame for what happened at Judgment Day it is him. He dropped the ball. O'Haire knows that they all want revenge. O'Haire proposes that he face Mr. America right here tonight in this ring. # Piper says O'Haire will rip Mr. America's mask off and prove the fraud that Hogan really is. # Vince agrees to the match. Vince says if O'Haire does not beat Mr. America tonight then Piper is fired. -commercial- # Kurt Angle commercial says he will return to Smackdown in two weeks. # John Cena beat Spanky with the fireman's carry slam. # Backstage, The FBI talk about the match they have with Brock Lesnar tonight. They mention that he is not 100% after the stretcher match at Judgment Day. They laugh because Lesnar does not know which one of them he will face tonight. -commercial- # Backstage, Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore, and Crash say that Greensboro sucks because it lacks Mattitude. # Rey Mysterio comes down to the announce table to watch the next match. # Non Title Match Chris Benoit beat Matt Hardy w/ Shannon Moore and Crash with the crippler crossface. Mysterio did his part towards the end of the match on keeping Moore and Crash out of the ring. After the match Matt issues Mysterio a shot at the cruiserweight title anytime he wants as long as he can beat Crash and Moore in a match right now. # Handicap Match Rey Mysterio beat Shannon Moore and Crash after a huricanrana on Crash. After the match Matt gives both Crash and Shannon the twist of fate. Mysterio is helped to the back by trainers. Not sure if he was really hurt or they are just playing up his previous injury angle. -commercial- # Backstage in a special Smackdown set, Stephanie interview Zach Gowen. Stephanie asks about his prostetic leg. Zach says he was 8 years old in 1991 when he had to get his leg amputated. Stephanie brings up the Make A Wish foundation and how they came to his hospital bed. His wish was to meet Hulk Hogan but he passed on the wish because he knew he was going to live. Stephanie asks Zach what his next goal is. Zach says his goal is to become a professional wrestler and with Hogan's help he may one day wrestle on Smackdown. Vince is shown elsewhere backstage watching the interview wrap up. -commercial- # Backstage, Mr. America is taking pictures for a photographer. Vince walks up and says that if Mr. America loses his match tonight that he will agree to submit to a lie detector test next week. Mr. America says he is not losing tonight and he is not taking any test. Vince says the reason he will not take the test is because he is afraid we will find out. Vince tells Mr. America that Zach Gowen will never sign a WWE contract, that his dreams are shattered. Mr. America agree to take the test provided he does lose tonight. Mr. America calls Vince an SOB and walks off. # Brock Lesnar beat Johnny Stamboli by DQ when Nunzio and Chuck Palumbo interfered. After the match the FBI were triple teaming Lesnar until The Undertaker came down to make the save. -commercial- # Sable comes down to the ring with a mic in hand. Sable says she is here tonight for two reasons. Sable says she is on the cover of the new Raw magazine, which she has in her hand. Sable plugs the magazine saying the pictures inside are even hotter. Sable questions Tazz's excitement over Torrie Wilson's appearance last Sunday. Sable says she does not think it is fair that Tazz made Torrie Wilson the winner of their bikini contest without asking the audience. Sable gets out of the ring and steps on the announce table in front of Tazz. Sable says she is hot right now and pours water down her chest. Sable says Tazz's decision at Judgment Day was a bit premature but premature comes naturally to him. Sable dumps water on Tazz's head and leaves. # Backstage, Vince and Piper talk with O'Haire about his upcoming match with Mr. America. Vince reminds them what will happen if O'Haire loses. Piper promises that Vince will have a happy night tonight. Vince says he will one way or the other. -commercial- # Sean O'Haire w/ Roddy Piper beat Mr. America w/ Zach Gowen by countout. During the match Vince comes down to the ring with police officers to arrest Zach Gowen for criminal trespass and assault because Zach does not have a backstage pass and he assaulted Vince at Judgment Day. During the confusion Mr. America is counted out and Sean O'Haire is declared the winner. Vince raises O'Haire and Piper's hands at the top of the stage. After the cameras go off, O'Haire drags Hogan back down to the ring and continues to beat on him. Mr. America hulks up and clears the ring of Piper and O'Haire. Mr. America lifts his mask 3/4 way off and reveals his face to the crowd showing everyone that he is indeed Hulk Hogan. Hogan waves the american flag and poses for the crowd. Hogan put his finger to his mouth making the *shshsh* motion for everyone not to tell. # Chimmel thanks everyone for coming. Edited May 21, 2003 by Trivia247 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted May 21, 2003 It's already a spoilers thread, dude. You don't have to use spoiler tags. Looks like mostly good matches with LOTS of bullshit in between. *sigh* I'm in class Thursday nights, so I'll be sure to tape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Not be be critical, but when the thread is clearly labeled *SPOILERS* using the annoying spoiler code is pretty redundant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted May 21, 2003 My head hurts AAAHHH!!! SO STUPID!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted May 21, 2003 god dammit, DO SOMETHING WITH BENOIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Not be be critical, but when the thread is clearly labeled *SPOILERS* using the annoying spoiler code is pretty redundant. Snifff so is two people making the same comment! heh actually this is the first Spoiler post I did for Smackdown and I had written in the Spoiler portion but then asked someone on AIM who posts what I should do, and he said to add the extra tags unbeknowst to me doing the Spoiler stufff. Next time i'll not add does look like a cool show comin up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted May 21, 2003 By countout? Way to give that rub to O'Haire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Why are they giving the Mr America angle so much fucking time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 21, 2003 That has got to be, the worst Smackdown ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Because they're fucking morons? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted May 21, 2003 # Kurt Angle commercial says he will return to Smackdown in two weeks. # John Cena beat Spanky with the fireman's carry slam. # Non Title Match Chris Benoit beat Matt Hardy w/ Shannon Moore and Crash with the crippler crossface. Mysterio did his part towards the end of the match on keeping Moore and Crash out of the ring. After the match Matt issues Mysterio a shot at the cruiserweight title anytime he wants as long as he can beat Crash and Moore in a match right now. -At least they're hyping Kurt as a legitimate face, from what it seems with the video packages -Can't they call Cena's finisher the FU, damnit~!? -Sounds like a cool match, but again Benoit has no direction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2003 This fucking Mr. America bullshit just gets worse and worse with each passing week. Thank God I only see "highlights" of Smackdown! each week, otherwise, I'd feel insulted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted May 21, 2003 I don't know where people are getting the 'indications' that Angle is coming back as a face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted May 21, 2003 # Funaki beat Kanyon with a rollup holding the tights. What the motherfucking fuck? And I think SD needs a little more Vince/Hogan. I'm afraid the fans might forget about the story if they downplay it like they've been doing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kurt Angle Mark 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2003 WOOOOO!!! I'm going to be there live, in the soon to be home of th Stanley Cup Champion Mighty Ducks, the Arrowhead Pond to see my Olympic Hero make his triumphant return. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted May 21, 2003 "At least they're hyping Kurt as a legitamite face. from what it seems with the video packages" I think the videos are meant to be over the top similar to the Randy Orton videos. They're just not quite as obvious. I'll be looking forward to the Hardy/Benoit match. They seem to click together and it'll be interesting how this match compares to the others with the heel/face roles reversed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moral suasion 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2003 That has got to be, the worst Smackdown ever. I thought the same thing as I was reading... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted May 21, 2003 until the Mr.America bullshit stops, i refuse to watch sd!... ill tape it but i wont be home to watch it...the only reason i tape it is incase of a good match (a rare commodity today) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Well what they did with TZ sounded fine.... yep... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Smackdown looks like a dud this week. Thank God I opted not to make the trip to Greensboro for the taping. I think after sitting through Judgment Day, RAW and Smackdown this week I might hurt someone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Gee I seem to remember quite a few people after Mr. America angle first started saying it sounded funny and it might not suck...hmmm where are these people now? And Kanyon jobs to Funaki...well I guess that officially tells us they won't be pushing him. Might as well just make him a namless jobber at this point. Kinda sad after reading that the thing that sounded the most interesting was Rhyno goring A-Train through the ropes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Memphis Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Must....contain.....frustration..... One legged men! Using the term 'SOB' more than once! Hulk Hogan! Roddy Piper! Shitty storylines! Vince is a FUCKING genius. M Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted May 21, 2003 haha.. funny typo there.. Kanyon jobbing to Funaki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted May 21, 2003 It doesn't seem so bad. You just have to shut your brain down when anything involving Piper, McMahon and Hogan is airing. Besides that there seems to be some decent matches which nowadays is all you can hope for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Yeah, there are so many things wrong with what you just said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EternallyLazy Report post Posted May 21, 2003 What pisses me off... is when the people reporting the spoilers don't mention whether matches such as Benoit/Hardy are decent, good, very good, or spectacular. The ONLY reason I would go out of my way to see this shitty edition of SD, is if there are a few good matches... but everytime I read spoilers, I very seldom find a set of them that lists how good the matches are, so more often than not, I end up wasting my time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted May 21, 2003 The avg combined match time for the past few weeks have been like 21 minutes... So yeah... I wouldn't look for anything special... Besides, it seems as if Vince sees Smackdown as a 'fixer upper' and needs to be more like Raw... gotta have dem intertainin feuds, none of this rasslin business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Are we all ready to admit that Smackdown has quietly become the WORSE of the two shows? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted May 21, 2003 You just have to shut your brain down when anything involving Piper, McMahon and Hogan is airing. or your TV Benoit fighting the crusierweight champion makes me sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EternallyLazy Report post Posted May 21, 2003 Are we all ready to admit that Smackdown has quietly become the WORSE of the two shows? Sadly, it appears so. I don't like either show right now, but I gotta admit that I'm more entertained by RAW than SD. The Mr. America thing was funny... for five minutes. But just as I suspected, they're stretching it out and will likely do so for a while longer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
