One and Only week...um...46? thread

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Minute left.

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The menacing FBI Warning is taking it's time again.

 

I feel it will be the next #1 contender as it is the most over heel on the show.

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Apparently Gang Warfare 2K3 starts tonight.

 

Raven points out how pissed everyone was about him losing.

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CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!

 

KID ROMEO! KID ROMEO! KID ROMEO!

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I'm going it alone tonight.

 

I guess this is what I get for not doing a preview.

 

4 way X division elimination match.

 

Jason Cross, the returns of CM Punk and Kid Romeo and Paul London.

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PAUL LONDON! PAUL LONDON! PAUL LONDON!

 

Fuck yeah baby!

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Man...Romeo hasn't been around since week 6!

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I stand corrected. Week 4!

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Everyone here has had a moment or two of sloppiness, but...

 

Paul London gets pushed off the top rope and into the guardrail!

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Holy shit, that Crossover Neckbreaker ruled!

 

CM Punk is eliminated

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Punk is gone with a nice looking move from Cross...who the crowd boos anyway.

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What a kick! Can't believe that only got two.

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There's a nice little group of smarks at the show, and CM Punk > Jason Cross.

 

Nice crazy, twisting dive from Cross.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

What is Gang Warfare 2k3?

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TNA is having somekind of 2 tournament thing to try and stop the S.E.X. vs. TNA vs. New Church vs. Team Extreme wars that are going on.

 

They haven't really elaborated yet.

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Big tournament with all the different factions doing a Battlebowl.

 

Romeo looks old with that hair. Romeo eliminates Cross with the Last Kiss.

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That top rope bodyscissors was sweet.

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"He bit his tongue there!"

 

LOL!

 

But yeah, London's eye is nasty looking.

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Awesome Shooting Star Press from London ends it.

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The crowd is asleep tonight.

 

They woke up briefly for moves...but overall silent.

 

Nice SSP to win it for London.

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That's what happens in these four-way, five-way, six-way X Division matches. None of the guys in the match ever had a promo in TNA, a reason for being there, a real feud, etc. Hopefully they'll warm up to the other items tonight.

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How would you rate the 4 way? (not watching)

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"That's right Goofylocks."

 

"GilbertEddie is not here tonight."

 

"House of Pancakes."

 

And the Hard 10 is a Hardcore Tournament with a point system. Just to keep things straight, here is the scoring system of the Dupp Cupp, which we'll hopefully avoid...

 

1. If you put your opponent through a table, you get 2 ½ pts. A flaming table gets you 5.

2. If you put your opponents head in a toilet bowl, you get 2 ½ pts. “If there’s shit in it, you get 3 ½ pts.” It only gets worse from there too.

3. Goose a woman – 2 ½ pts. Goose a man, you get 3 ½ pts. How in the world is that Hardcore?

4. If you nail Jeremy Borash, you get 2 ½ points. Ok, thats pretty funny. If you nail Sara, the elderly ticket booth lady, you also get 2 ½ pts. Sounds fair enough.

5. If you use a farm animal, you get 2 ½ pts. Oh boy.

6. If you spank your opponent, bare assed with “Horsey-Poo” (Stan Dupp’s horse on a stick), you get 2 ½ pts. If your opponent enjoys it, you LOSE 2 ½ points. I swear to you, if that ever happens, it would be the biggest mockery to Hardcore wrestling.

7. If you introduce your opponent to Jar, you get 2 ½ pts.

8. “If you cry like a big pussy in the ring”, you LOSE 5 points.

9. If you put your opponents head in the cotton candy machine, you get 10 points and the match is over.

10. If you use an item given to you by a fan on your opponent, you get 1 point. Fair enough.

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I love XXX.

 

As is obvious by my sig.

 

This is a 6 man of some kind.

 

Skipper and Daniels vs. Justin Credible and Slash and Red

 

The weirdness begins...but I'm not gonna complain since Daniels and Skipper rule.

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Probably **. Not sure of the running time, though.

 

Cue the Prong rip-off music!

 

We've got Triple X (minus Low Ki, who is injured) vs. Red, Slash, and Credible.

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The 4 way had some nice moments...but it didn't have anyone to hold it together to look like a match.

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You were right.

 

The crowd's awake now since they know everyone.

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Ugh... I know everyone hates SEX, but you had Disciples and Extreme fighting for weeks, and now they're teaming up with no problem.

 

The LEAST they could've done was had one of those staredown backstage promos where they agree to disagree when it comes to a match like this, but when they get out there in the Hard 10 or whatever it is, all agreement disappear.

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Yeah. I agree.

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It's funny...the crowd chants ECW at Credible and he's trying to get them to chant TNA instead.