I Finally saw 'No Holds Barred'...

[Guest razazteca]

Do you think the board meeting scene is what really happens in at WWE HQ?

 

Evil Owner: This is what the people wants

*Holds up a Rip poster*

[Guest tank_abbott]

Rip says the worms are too good for you, rip says the maggots are too good for you...

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

I'm a fan of Zeus' fight scenes with other random schlubs. Namely because they play out like a video game in that Zeus has to go to their "level" to fight them, for example, the fatass steel worker. He must go to the inner workings of the steel plant and beat some fat bitch ass. And he does as the man's coworkers cheer on their friend being mauled. It's like Street Fighter 2 except without any sense of being cool at all ever.

[Guest tank_abbott]

What was the deal with Rip's girlfriend almost being raped, was that the TV execs plot, or just a random attacker, I forget...

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Suburban Commando is the only *decent* Hogan movie.

wha.........

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Suburban Commando is the only *decent* Hogan movie.

wha.........

I know...truthfully, he's never made a simi decient movie. And you can't count Rocky III or Gremlins 2.

[River City Rocker]

Even after all these years, I've still seen No Holds Barred.

 

When it first came out, I was just as anxious as any 12-year-old mark would be. So the day it came out, I asked my mom if I could go see it that very evening. And she gave me this vaguely annoyed look and said no, because my dad heard it was one of the dumbest movies ever made, and somehow, I would embarrass my family (especially Dad!) if I went to see it.

 

I wasn't too happy about it.

 

In retrospect, my parents had incredible foresight.

 

-Ben