Greatest Quotes by people on this board...

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**points to Nevermortal's quote in his sig**

 

I think I was quoted by Game a couple times...I forgot what I said, though...

[Guest crandamaniac]

I have Kotz's and Flyboy's quote about me, cuz they're the only things that's been said about me on this board. I tend to put a funny quote in my sig every few weeks or so, hence the bottom one.

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

Dames are the best

 

all of Cobainwasmurdered's sucked. that guy was a moron.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I got quoted once...I believe it was comparing HHH to how Ronald McDonald gave the Hamburglar a higher position even though the Grimace was clearly more deserving.

 

I liked being quoted...I miss it...

See my sig...

yes, I see it. What about it?

[Guest DrTom]

Every post of mine is chock full of great quotes. I never try to get quoted... I'm just naturally so fucking great and awesome that I can't help it.

 

Humility, what's that?

[Guest El Satanico]

Someone(eternally lazy perhaps) quoted me comparing Raw's Heavyweight title(aka HHH Invitational Title) to a hot girl that dates an asshole who likes beating her.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Every post of mine is chock full of great quotes. I never try to get quoted... I'm just naturally so fucking great and awesome that I can't help it.

 

Humility, what's that?

DrTom has been exercising intensely so that he will one day be flexible enough to kiss his own ass.

 

I mean, not like anyone else is going to do it any time soon.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Every post of mine is chock full of great quotes. I never try to get quoted... I'm just naturally so fucking great and awesome that I can't help it.

 

Humility, what's that?

I'm not deserving to use any of Dr.Tom's great quotes.

 

Being a mod asskisser is always fun.

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

I liked El Satanico's quote about HHH at the end of a post where he ripped him up:

 

"Triple H isn't the next Flair, he's the next Dusty".

[Guest El Satanico]

I said that? Damn I don't remember that at all.

 

I should've said Luger, but Dusty works well enough. However, I like Dusty so I feel bad that I compared him to HHH.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Hate to go lowbrow, but the guy who said he decleared Jihad all over his screen looking at Torrie pictures.

 

Then bps says "It's shit like that that goes in people's sigs"

 

then someone puts that in thier sig.

 

the circle of life.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

you have my sincerest apologies if this is dire obscenity in whatever flowery curlicued language you speak where the i's are always dotted with little hearts and every letter is signed WITH LOVE and means it...

This has to be done, if not for its own sake, then at least to rescue you from this My Little Pony world of yours where every star is shining just for you and the niceness police keep order with their cotton candy batons...

I am unsure as to whether you enjoy my writing style or believe that it's empty unengaging rhetoric which should be revised into accordance with your own far more enjoyable idiom of a community college business english professor browbeating his balky students.

EricMM: I constantly go on tirades against people whose choice of invective demeans homosexual men!

fk teale: You're a one man fag parade with a pacifier up your queerhole.

EricMM: I GREATLY ADMIRE YOUR VERBAL CRAFTSMANSHIP GOOD SIR

 

Which is about where the entertainment ends and the backpedaling begins and I'm going back to my Water Closet demo because its kaleidoscope of toilets (and the anime wenches who love them) was less ridiculous and full of shit.

What with pats on the back being a human right, there has to something wrong with me for commiting the horrible crime of refusing to validate your idea. I've taken away your award for super keen achievement in the field of self-expression! There's an awful blank spot on your trapper keeper where that gold star sticker should be! You're confused. Your chin starts to tremble. Let's avert this tragedy in the making...

When you say one thing and then do a complete 180 as soon as anyone calls you on it, that's pretty sound proof that you're a pussy. And your counterargument is to wrap yourself securely around a tampon and bleed? Genius...

Maybe you'd like a dispassionate, philisophical reaction to how you've appointed yourself language police and draft board rolled into one, but you're not going to get one, for much the same reason that you'll never hear a bowlful of diarrhea discussed in polite, tasteful terms... I can't put a bowtie on a dog's ass.

And how about the fact that 5,000 Iraqi children have died every month since the sanctions began. Concidence? I think not.

 

Dead Iraqi Baby Inflation Reaches Epic Proportions; "Math is Hard," Socialists Complain

Thank you for explaining my own reaction to me, because I don't understand the nuances of my own thought processes until I have them filtered back to me through the anti-establishment bias of some liberal arts film fucko who thinks it's edgy to criticize big business and quote cop killers...

Your logic is so PRISTINE and UNASSAILABLE that all you have to do is borrow a quotation from one of your third rate socialist lice farms, present it to us with a sage wink and nod, advise us all to think long and hard and then prance off to FAIRYLAND to bask in self-contentment while the INEVITABLE TRUTH penetrates our THICK, WAGE-SLAVE SKULLS.

 

BLUH FLUH CORPORATIONS ARE EVIL DURR FLURR RACIST IMPERIALIST HEGEMONY AND OTHER SOCIALIST CATCHPHRASES.  IN RELATED NEWS: DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM AND SALTY HOT HORSE COCKS

Does that pretty much sum it up?

 

There's a reason we're not falling at your feet for descending from your blue-veined ivory tower and distributing these pearl necklaces of wisdom...

 

If you're going to jerk off in our faces, you could at least have the courtesy to use your own fucking dick.

 

You child.  You absolute infant.  You're calling your mom Hitler because she won't let you borrow the family car.

I sincerely, maturely, and on rational objective grounds, find you to be a mothercunnypunching horror... whose ability to avoid getting stabbed in the ass and throat and eyes by everyone who knows him has me, frankly, in a sort of religious awe.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I have now been quoted, by BPP, expressing my jealousy at his being in a threesome on a GGW video.

[Guest Austin3164life]

Anorak provided the DiBiase quote in my profile, I think that counts, right?

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I've taken away your award for super keen achievement in the field of self-expression! There's an awful blank spot on your trapper keeper where that gold star sticker should be! You're confused. Your chin starts to tremble. Let's avert this tragedy in the making...

awesome

[Guest Choken One]

Am I not fucking Quoteable?

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

I had a HHHating tanget get quoted by that Bus dude who got banned a while back. That is all.

[Guest Phr33k]

Agent of Oblivion had his about jacking off onto a sock so much that it resembled a roofing shingle.

I believe that went:

 

"What's wrong with jacking off constantly? I've got a towel at home that could probably pass for a roofing shingle."

 

That was used in the ol' MSN name many a time.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

AS' quote about Evolution in the hospital is one worthy of a signature, no doubt. Being quoted is a goal of mine..it's happened on AIM, but not here.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I sincerely, maturely, and on rational objective grounds, find you to be a mothercunnypunching horror... whose ability to avoid getting stabbed in the ass and throat and eyes by everyone who knows him has me, frankly, in a sort of religious awe.

Goddamnit, I can't even see straight from laughing so hard.

[Guest El Satanico]

This quoting stuff is sooo 99. Hell I remember having quoting wars in AOL WWF chat. I'm sure you remember those apo.

 

 

Oi that makes it sound like I have no life, but it was always late night and when I had nothing else to do.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I'm sure I said something funny once or twice

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

I've been quoted once.

 

One of my random "People are scum" comments.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I believe that went:

 

"What's wrong with jacking off constantly? I've got a towel at home that could probably pass for a roofing shingle."

Darlene is very special to me.

[Guest hardyz1]

I have to give the nod to anything said by fk teale. I love the ones Marney posted, but there's also this one, paraphrased:

 

"Maybe I haven't murdered enough policemen to get your admiration?"

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

This quoting stuff is sooo 99. Hell I remember having quoting wars in AOL WWF chat. I'm sure you remember those apo.

 

 

Oi that makes it sound like I have no life, but it was always late night and when I had nothing else to do.

Indeed I do, Toy. Those times were awesome. I still wish I hadn't lost my original AOHell account because I had an assload of quotes...

 

AOHell

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

Every post of mine is chock full of great quotes. I never try to get quoted... I'm just naturally so fucking great and awesome that I can't help it.

Took the words right out of my mouth!

 

I don't think I've ever been quoted but I probably don't post, or care, enough to make such an acheivement.

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

Man, I completely forgot about fk teale. There was someone who knew what a burn was all about.

[Guest Gamengiri2002]

I was quoted once, which, in deference to my meager post count, is a lot.

 

it was something like:

 

"What's wrong with bible thumping? Hell... I'm all about Bible thumping! Tell ya what... you put the Bible about six inches in front of your face and I'll thump it real goddam hard!"

 

Better in context I'm sure...