Guest the pinjockey Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Knowing Russo a week before the match he will book a pointless double turn where Pharoh turns face because he impregnated one of his Jewish servants that Moses was trying to mack with. So Moses will seek revenge and turn on the Jews.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Major spoiler Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Judas turned on Jesus. What a swerve, kudos to the booking team God, Moses, Jesus, and Abraham for freshening things up. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Whoa! But us wrestling historians will remember that the same angle was used when Brutus turned on Ceaser. But, hey the classica work. I bet JudasSault will still complain that he's not being given a big enough push...
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Knowing Russo a week before the match he will book a pointless double turn where Pharoh turns face because he impregnated one of his Jewish servants that Moses was trying to mack with. So Moses will seek revenge and turn on the Jews. He already booked that one. Abraham having an affair with the Arab housemaid and causing millions of years of jealousy between the 2 races? Hello?
Guest Vern Gagne Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Does anyone have the results of David vs Goliath?
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 I still want to know what the big deal is about the 2/3 falls Confuscious vs. Buddha match that all the puro geeks are raving about. Apparently it was given 5 storks carved in stone by Meltzer, but there was too much head dropping and no selling for my taste.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): David with a rock shot behind the ref's back, and the Dudley Dog. They're doing the giant killer gimmick with him. Torch is reporting that he might win King of the Ring...
Guest The Bad Guy Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Does anyone have the results of David vs Goliath? Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Goliath missed a moonsault and David was able to get a schoolboy to get the victory. David attacked him with a rock after the match, I think they're just playing an injury angle with the big man.
Guest The Bad Guy Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): David with a rock shot behind the ref's back, and the Dudley Dog. They're doing the giant killer gimmick with him. Torch is reporting that he might win King of the Ring... They already had a rematch? Damn! I keep missing all this good stuff.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Scott Keith's Rant: -David vs. Goliath. There are only 2 ways this can go and neither way will accomplish anything. Stalling to start, Goliath with FAT SLOW OFFENSE. Bear hug, I hate that move. David off the ropes, ref bump. OH COME ON. I mean 2 minutes in? David's got the rock and knocks out Goliath. Dudley Dog and the ref counts. Oh sure, but Goliath retains his heat since it took a ref bump and a rock to do it. I guess with Russo joining the booking team God has to lax on his big man fetish, and of course we get a cheap win. I hope they know what they're doing with King of the Ring, because this could come back to bite them. Match was trash, as if you had to ask. -**
Guest The Bad Guy Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Good Ol Methusala loves his hosses. I hear that Sampson guy is actually a pretty talented hoss.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): It is being reported that they want Samson to do a hair vs. hair match
Guest Vern Gagne Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Good Ol Methusala loves his hosses. I hear that Sampson guy is actually a pretty talented hoss. ...down in the minors he did a Star of David Press.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 A guy that big? He might break his neck!
Guest The Bad Guy Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Good Ol Methusala loves his hosses. I hear that Sampson guy is actually a pretty talented hoss. ...down in the minors he did a Star of David Press. Oh my! I hope he does it at Godstlemania.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 You know...that Jonah guy had some potential...unfortunately, his match vs. The Whale killed his career. [off topic and style: ...we're probably all going to hell for this. ^^;]
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Jonah vs. The Whale wasn't as good as Daniel vs. The Lion as far as animal gimmick matches go...
Guest Memphis Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 So do you guys think Vince really will bring in the NWO ? What the hell is the NWO? Seriously, I fell off my fucking chair laughing at this. DH is Jesus. M
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 wait till he gets farther in the thread....
Guest The Bad Guy Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Jonah vs. The Whale wasn't as good as Daniel vs. The Lion as far as animal gimmick matches go... How can you forget the late great Queen Jezebel taking on those dogs and horses in a handicap match after falling out of her window?
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Remember the good old days of the saturday morning Superstars squashes like the Christians vs. the Lions. We need more of those to build up the midcard heels.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 You know...that Jonah guy had some potential...unfortunately, his match vs. The Whale killed his career. [off topic and style: ...we're probably all going to hell for this. ^^;] Give Jesus the belt already. Just trying to save my ass.
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 [off topic and style: ...we're probably all going to hell for this. ^^;] "off topic" I have to admit that those two words were the funniest thing I have seen in this thread. And I already have my subway ticket to hell booked so oh well.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 How could I forget? Its not like Good Ol' P. T. (Plato) doesn't remind us every second by yelling JEZEBEL at everyone woman. I guess it's better than King Solomon, the old pervert always yelling PUPPIES!
Guest Memphis Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Put this in the fucking Classic Threads section already, this is the funniest shit I have seen in months.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 You know...that Jonah guy had some potential...unfortunately, his match vs. The Whale killed his career. [off topic and style: ...we're probably all going to hell for this. ^^;] Give Jesus the belt already. Just trying to save my ass. Won't be for a while. Observer is reporting they want to do a long injury angle with Jesus after the crucifixion, eventually he'll return though. It's rumored he'll start showing up in the rafters to sell his betrayel, and repel down into the ring for about a year before challenging "Hollywood" Judas to a match.
Guest The Bad Guy Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 You know...that Jonah guy had some potential...unfortunately, his match vs. The Whale killed his career. [off topic and style: ...we're probably all going to hell for this. ^^;] Give Jesus the belt already. Just trying to save my ass. Won't be for a while. Observer is reporting they want to do a long injury angle with Jesus after the crucifixion, eventually he'll return though. It's rumored he'll start showing up in the rafters to sell his betrayel, and repel down into the ring for about a year before challenging "Hollywood" Judas to a match. Knowing how unlucky they've been I wouldn't be shocked to see Judas dead or injured before the match can happen... I sense something about a field of blood.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 Plato: BAH GOD!!!!!! All you heathens are going straight to hell!!!!!! Damn you you heathens!!!!! Damn you straight to hell!!!!!!
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 25, 2003 Report Posted May 25, 2003 It is good they send Jesus away for a while. He was getting a little stale. It is hard for heels to get heat when every time they would beat down a babyface, Jesus would just come out and heal them right away.
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