Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I'm marking so hard for Tiffani Malibu right now, and I don't know why. Or care why, either. She belongs to Banky. Step off. I'd be inclined to think she's just another one of your personalities. If only I could be so lucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 27, 2003 You know, Agent of Oblivion, I was going to say I've never seen you around anywhere. I just thought you spent all your time in the sex folder talking about masterbating, beastiality and popping the cherry of the thirteen year olds. Obviously we don't travel in the same circles. I listed my crediantials with my post: main event writer for the Smart Marks Wrestling Federation as Frost creator and writer of EWR Diaries for the XPW and Hot Shit Wrestling in the fantasy booking folder creator of the TSM Comic Book Superhero, Classic T.V. and 2nd tier band tournaments frequent poster in the general wrestling, old school, music and movie/television/DVD folder Poster of sexy ass retro babe sig pics. What have you done for the good of the smarks lately? First of all, regarding the debauchery chat, it's obviously more than you've been getting, what with being a guru in an e-fed, and fantasy booking fanatic. Busy, busy, busy. I'm a key piece to balancing the great furies of TSM, like yin and yang. You play EWR..and stroke your wang. I stroke my wang while watching porn. My wang is gigantic and made of solid platinum. I'm the life force of the cloister of headbangers in the music folder, who take great delight in ridding us of nu metal fanboys and emokids. Granted, the indie folk help a bit with that, but I'm a huge catalyst. I am the cause of the great Akira Taue's Chokeslam Sucks cold war that transcended being a debate about a wrestling maneuver to flare ups I think finally culminated with Jubuki getting banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I didn't vote for either of you (I mark for both of you), and that's playing a major impact in the voting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Well, it's pretty clear that you should vote for me. I'm as awesome as Fiona Apple is thin. Besides, I need to advance so I can rip Kotzenjunge's shriveled pouch from his pelvis in a later match. At least pick SOMEONE, no-votes can screw things up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Start all the best threads when I'm out of town...bloody hell. Sorry if I don't vote for you...I will next time, scouts honor. Agent of Oblivion The Amazing Rando Choken One RavishingRickRudo Sandman9000 Lord of the Curry AlwaysPissedOff CanadianChick IDrinkRatsMilk cobainwasmurdered Downhome evenflowDDT AndrewTS bps21 DawnBTVS MarvinisaLunatic bob_barron The Dames..."Never go against the family" -The Godfather (I ain't gettin whacked just for making a bad pick on a board) eiker_ir kkktookmybabyaway HartFan86 LaParkaYourCar...I like Zach...but Parka's a regular in the Buffy thread, that put him over Youth N Asia...oh like everyone's not voting for themselves DrTom...hard pick goodhelmet...Kinetic would have won against someone else Jingu$ Kotzenjunge...sorry Laz caboose Tony149 El Satanico Mole...shit, now I've got heat with banky MrRant This thread is so Baio And from here on out when I say something is Baio...that means it kicks ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted May 27, 2003 First of all, regarding the debauchery chat, it's obviously more than you've been getting, what with being a guru in an e-fed, and fantasy booking fanatic. Busy, busy, busy. I'm a key piece to balancing the great furies of TSM, like yin and yang. You play EWR..and stroke your wang. I stroke my wang while watching porn. My wang is gigantic and made of solid platinum. I'm the life force of the cloister of headbangers in the music folder, who take great delight in ridding us of nu metal fanboys and emokids. Granted, the indie folk help a bit with that, but I'm a huge catalyst. I am the cause of the great Akira Taue's Chokeslam Sucks cold war that transcended being a debate about a wrestling maneuver to flare ups I think finally culminated with Jubuki getting banned. First I applaud your holy war against nu metal and emokids. Dio be praised. If MTV just played more Foghat, I think inner city violence would drop considerably. I am sorry to have not been aware of Akira Taue's Chokeslam cold war. But I am a veteran of the great Greg Valentine's Figure Four is Inferior police action of '83 on the isle of Grenada. My apologies on the solid platinum wang. I can understand your desire to stick your penis into random objects that led to your real penis being mutilated and ripped off (actually, no I can't understand that, I usually just do women). I'm sure some chicks dig a platinum penis, reminding them of the pole at the club and all. But as you said, different strokes for different folks and this is an exciting close battle. Good luck with all that stuff you do that makes you so better than me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Graciously accepted. *kick in the crotch* Betcha didn't fantasy book that, huh bucko? Mwahahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Graciously accepted. *kick in the crotch* Betcha didn't fantasy book that, huh bucko? Mwahahahaha. Wow. I am so defeated. How can I compete with such brilliant wit and violence to my intact genatlia. I might as well just pack in and go back to my precious fantasy booking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Your genatlia are your source of weakness which I will exploit. You could've gotten the meat grinder, or the vice, but I decided on the boot. Be thankful that I'm so benevolent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted May 27, 2003 *bored reading this* Remind me to vote for neither of you next time around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I haven't bothered to tally the votes, but I'm thinking that goodhelmet and I are running neck and neck at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Raiden Report post Posted May 27, 2003 WrestlingDeacon The Amazing Rando Nevermortal RavishingRickRudo Incandenza Jobber of the Week AlwaysPissedOff Slapnuts00 TheGame2705 AustinHHHfan Downhome evenflowDDT AndrewTS bps21 TRITEC The Czech Republic Sakura The Dames Spaceman Spiff bravesfan areacode212 LaParkaYourCar Youth N Asia DrTom goodhelmet Jingu$ CoreyLazarus416 Brian Big McLargeHuge Ace309 Mole papacita Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted May 27, 2003 WrestlingDeacon The Amazing Rando Choken One RavishingRickRudo Incandenza Jobber of the Week AlwaysPissedOff CanadianChick IDrinkRatsMilk cobainwasmurdered SpiderPoet evenflowDDT AndrewTS bps21 TRITEC MarvinisaLunatic Sakura The Dames Spaceman Spiff kkktookmybabyaway areacode212 LaParkaYourCar Youth N Asia razazteca Kinetic Jingu$ CoreyLazarus416 Brian Big McLargeHuge El Satanico Banky MrRant: Church of No Ma'am Unite! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Agent of Oblivion Kahran Ramsus Choken One Big Poppa Popick Incandenza Jobber of the Week AlwaysPissedOff Slapnuts00 IDrinkRatsMilk cobainwasmurdered SpiderPoet Cancer Marney Anglesault Dangerous A DawnBTVS MarvinisaLunatic bob_barron The Dames Spaceman Spiff kkktookmybabyaway areacode212 Zack Malibu (Happy now, buddy? ) Youth N Asia DrTom Kinetic Jingu$ Kotzenjunge caboose Big McLargeHuge El Satanico Banky MrRant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted May 27, 2003 WrestlingDeacon Kahran Ramsus Nevermortal RavishingRickRudo Sandman9000 Lord of the Curry AlwaysPissedOff CanadianChick IDrinkRatsMilk cobainwasmurdered Downhome evenflowDDT Anglesault bps21 TRITEC MarvinisaLunatic bob_barron The Dames Spaceman Spiff bravesfan areacode212 Zack Malibu Youth N Asia DrTom goodhelmet Memphis CoreyLazarus416 caboose Big McLargeHuge Ace309 Banky papacita K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I'm sorry I'm not familiar with everyone here, but is it OK if I vote? Agent of Oblivion-I'll try to hook you up with that friend of mine! Kahran Ramsus Nevermortal RavishingRickRudo Sandman9000 Lord of the Curry Tim Cooke CanadianChick-us girls have to stick together! TheGame2705-that other guys name just sounded gross. cobainwasmurdered Downhome Cancer Marney Anglesault Dangerous A DawnBTVS-just like Canadian Chick, us girls have to stick together! MarvinisaLunatic bob_barron The Dames-Seems like a nice person. He seems to enjoy giving us all a board to interact at. eiker_ir bravesfan HartFan86 Zack Malibu-Zack, you helped inspire my board name, I hope you don't mind me using it. Youth N Asia DrTom-doesn't want people acting stupid and wants them to enjoy themselves. He comes across as someone who wants best for this forum. Kinetic Memphis Kotzenjunge Brian Big McLargeHuge Ace309 Banky -thank you for telling me about this place, I'm having a lot of fun here. MrRant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I haven't bothered to tally the votes, but I'm thinking that goodhelmet and I are running neck and neck at this point. You would be correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Tiffani Malibu, prove you're not a current poster or gimmick poster and I'll count your votes. One match is tied (not telling), and MrRant/papacita is only seperated by 3 votes (I won't tell who's in the lead). Other matches have a differences of 4+ votes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 How do I do that? -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 27, 2003 You'll think of something. And if you can't, don't worry about it. It's only votes on a message board afterall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I've posted a picture of myself in a "What Do You Look Like" thread? Is that enough proof of identity? I really don't know how else to tell you. I'm not familiar with quite a few in the tournament, I just thought I'd contribute. I understand if you'd rather not use my vote. -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted May 27, 2003 TheGame2705-that other guys name just sounded gross. Hey hey hey. If you like Banky you have to like me. People used to say we were gay lovers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 TheGame2705-that other guys name just sounded gross. Hey hey hey. If you like Banky you have to like me. People used to say we were gay lovers. Well it appears I've learned something new today I'm sorry, I didn't know you were one of his friends on the board. The name just rubbed me the wrong way. I would offer to change my vote if I could, but I don't know if I'm allowed to vote yet. -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Agent of Oblivion The Amazing Rando Choken One RavishingRickRudo Incandenza Lord of the Curry AlwaysPissedOff CanadianChick IDrinkRatsMilk cobainwasmurdered Downhome evenflowDDT Anglesault bps21 TRITEC MarvinisaLunatic bob_barron The Dames eiker_ir kkktookmybabyaway areacode212 Zack Malibu LooseCannon DrTom Kinetic Jingu$ CoreyLazarus416 Brian Tony149 El Satanico Banky MrRant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 27, 2003 TheGame2705-that other guys name just sounded gross. Hey hey hey. If you like Banky you have to like me. People used to say we were gay lovers. Well it appears I've learned something new today I'm sorry, I didn't know you were one of his friends on the board. The name just rubbed me the wrong way. I would offer to change my vote if I could, but I don't know if I'm allowed to vote yet. -Tiff IDRM made Banky the kinky bastard he is today. If you wanna love Banky, you must love IDRM. Banky even gets you permission to have wild, unadulterated sex with a doggy bone. The three of us shall rule forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 TheGame2705-that other guys name just sounded gross. Hey hey hey. If you like Banky you have to like me. People used to say we were gay lovers. Well it appears I've learned something new today I'm sorry, I didn't know you were one of his friends on the board. The name just rubbed me the wrong way. I would offer to change my vote if I could, but I don't know if I'm allowed to vote yet. -Tiff IDRM made Banky the kinky bastard he is today. If you wanna love Banky, you must love IDRM. Banky even gets you permission to have wild, unadulterated sex with a doggy bone. The three of us shall rule forever. My god. It's like a slightly less homo-erotic version of the Kliq. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 27, 2003 TheGame2705-that other guys name just sounded gross. Hey hey hey. If you like Banky you have to like me. People used to say we were gay lovers. Well it appears I've learned something new today I'm sorry, I didn't know you were one of his friends on the board. The name just rubbed me the wrong way. I would offer to change my vote if I could, but I don't know if I'm allowed to vote yet. -Tiff IDRM made Banky the kinky bastard he is today. If you wanna love Banky, you must love IDRM. Banky even gets you permission to have wild, unadulterated sex with a doggy bone. The three of us shall rule forever. My god. It's like a slightly less homo-erotic version of the Kliq. Jealous? Eh? Don't be, you can't hang with 3 sexual manbeasts in the sack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 TheGame2705-that other guys name just sounded gross. Hey hey hey. If you like Banky you have to like me. People used to say we were gay lovers. Well it appears I've learned something new today I'm sorry, I didn't know you were one of his friends on the board. The name just rubbed me the wrong way. I would offer to change my vote if I could, but I don't know if I'm allowed to vote yet. -Tiff IDRM made Banky the kinky bastard he is today. If you wanna love Banky, you must love IDRM. Banky even gets you permission to have wild, unadulterated sex with a doggy bone. The three of us shall rule forever. I don't have anything against him, it was just his name that made me think twice. You are the one who brought me here hun, so if you say he's one of your "boys", then I'll side with him as well. -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Call me IDRM if it bothers you that much. Most people here do. And I can say with confidence that this is the most controversial and therefore best internet Kliq I have ever been affiliated with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Good. Have sex with him immedietly and post the play by play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
