Guest Cap'n Spaulding Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 So why don't you boys take yo mama's some chicken so I won't have to put my boot all up in ya asses!
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 A collective yawn is heard throughout TSM. And Rando's blacklight pic owns yours.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Something tells me he's more of a teabagger than a licker, Flyboy. Best stay away from this one.
Guest godthedog Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Will Cap'n lick balls? STOP SAYING THAT!
Guest Cap'n Spaulding Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 The only balls getting lick in here is when I shove Zack's down you throat, boy. Ya bes learn now that the Cap'n don't play games.
Guest godthedog Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 nice to see you've mastered the colors feature on the board. EDIT: shit, he finally figured out how to actually do it.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Fuck you. Captain Stubing > Cap N' Spaulding.
Guest Flyboy Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Will Cap'n lick balls? STOP SAYING THAT! This is the last day. I swear.
Guest godthedog Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 So why don't you boys take yo mama's some chicken so I won't have to put my boot all up in ya asses! what exactly does this mean anyway?
Guest BadBodyOdor Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Thats called jive talking, white boy!
Guest Cap'n Spaulding Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 You dumb damn city folk. What, am I typing too fast for ya?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Good lord they're multiplying. Who are they, Bebe's Kids?
Guest godthedog Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 so if i don't give my mom some chicken he's going to put his foot in my ass? why is he so concerned that my mom gets chicken? what if she doesn't like chicken? and is getting a foot in my ass supposed to make me think, "oh, i should've given my mom some chicken"? wouldn't it make me think, "ow, i've got this foot in my ass" instead? he should've picked a better-known movie for a gimmick poster (or just a better movie). now seeing DOCTOR STRANGELOVE as a gimmick poster...that would rule.
Guest Cap'n Spaulding Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Look here Zacky boy, why don't you go back to yo little school and blow ya little BUTT buddy Screech? Ya got it?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Bah gawd that is the most ORIGINAL insult I've ever heard! I mean, how clever, someone mocking SBTB and thinking they're mocking me! If your dad hadn't had a wet dream that fateful night, and had your mom not rolled on top of him, we might have been spared your supreme wit!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Captain and Tenille > Cap'n Spaulding.
Guest BadBodyOdor Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Hey i'm not trying to start any trouble. I was sent a email from someone in a chat room saying this was a e-fed and this turns out to be much more fun.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Gotta throw in Cap N' Crunch and Captain America as well.
Guest Cap'n Spaulding Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 What kind of fucking name is Kotzenjungererder? Did yo mama not like you or somthin?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 I should also mention Captain Caveman.
Guest godthedog Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Hey i'm not trying to start any trouble. I was sent a email from someone in a chat room saying this was a e-fed and this turns out to be much more fun. join in the fun. start trouble with the crappy gimmick poster. you'll make a name for yourself and then you'll be ESTABLISHED~!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 That's it, someone needs to be "Captain... CAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" Then someone needs to be "... and Son!"
Guest godthedog Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 look, just because you're overrated & you happen to be established, doesn't mean that being established is overrated.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 You have to love threads like these to an extent. It's like when Andrew Dice Clay did his "Day The Laughter Died" album. He went to a comedy club with the intent of irritating the audience and being unfunny, yet churned out some hilarious materal.
Guest Cap'n Spaulding Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Ain't another goddamn Cap'n in the world that can cook chicken like Cap'n Spaulding can. Not to mention I can throw the fuck outta of knife.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 26, 2003 Report Posted May 26, 2003 Someone know where this dude's pictures came from? Probably some horror movie or something... (scares easily and doesn't watch such films)
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