Yor Cap'n has arrived!

[Guest godthedog]

throw the fuck outta of knife.

insert dj jeff joke here.

 

also:

 

captain morgan > cap'n spaulding

[Guest BadBodyOdor]

((scratches his asshole and then puts his finger in Cap'N Spaulding's mouth))

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'd like to have a one on one with THAT Captain to find this Spaudling guy humorous. But then I'd just get belligerent and talk about dragging him by his penis with my car.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

That's hilarious that there's a Rum.com.

[Guest Cap'n Spaulding]

((scratches his asshole and then puts his finger in Cap'N Spaulding's mouth))

You bes take that finger and stick it in ya ear before I cut it off and stick it up yo ass.

[Guest godthedog]

captain planet > cap'n spaulding

 

captain beefheart > cap'n spaulding

 

captain underpants > cap'n spaulding

 

captain corelli > cap'n spaulding

 

captain D's > cap'n spaulding

 

captain safety > cap'n spaulding

[Agent_Bond34 0]

Where the hell did this guy come from?

[Guest Cap'n Spaulding]

and not a damn one of 'em can cook chicken like this Cap'n![/i]

[Guest Flyboy]

captain planet > cap'n spaulding

 

captain beefheart > cap'n spaulding

 

captain underpants > cap'n spaulding

 

captain corelli > cap'n spaulding

 

captain D's > cap'n spaulding

You forgot Captain... JANEWAY~!

[Guest Cap'n Spaulding]

Where the hell did this guy come from?

You as dumb as BadButtOdor. It's a goddman gimmick!

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I could pull better gimmicks outta my ass.

[Guest Flyboy]

Where the hell did this guy come from?

You as dumb as BadButtOdor. It's a goddman gimmick!

A shitty one at time.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Captain Kangaroo > Cap N' Spaulding.

 

And your gimmick is the Beaver Cleavage of the board. Congrats.

[Guest BadBodyOdor]

He/she/it must have got the same email as me. He reminds me of someone from the chat room.

 

And calling me "badbuttodor" was an act of genius.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

He/she/it must have got the same email as me. He reminds me of someone from the chat room.

 

And calling me "badbuttodor" was an act of genius.

Was this an AOL chat?

 

Because that would explain A LOT.

[Guest Cap'n Spaulding]

I could pull better gimmicks outta my ass.

The only thing you gonna be pullin outta ya ass is my foot, if you keep talkin like that.

[Guest godthedog]

and finally...

 

captain mike > cap'n spaulding

[Guest Downhome]

Someone know where this dude's pictures came from? Probably some horror movie or something...

 

(scares easily and doesn't watch such films)

The shit-tastic House of 1000 Corpses.

[Guest Cap'n Spaulding]

He/she/it must have got the same email as me. He reminds me of someone from the chat room.

 

And calling me "badbuttodor" was an act of genius.

I'm a member of this forum numbnuts. I didn't get no fuckin e-mail. Now leave before you get fucked up.

[Guest BadBodyOdor]

Yes aol chat. I been getting emails and pop ups in the chat from some guy saying this was a e-fed looking for new players. A bunch of us said we were going to join. All the rest must have left once they saw what this is.

[Guest godthedog]

I could pull better gimmicks outta my ass.

come back with a leatherface gimmick. you 2 can have a 'texas chainsaw massacre' v. 'shitty texas chainsaw massacre ripoff' duel.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Yes aol chat. I been getting emails and pop ups in the chat from some guy saying this was a e-fed looking for new players. A bunch of us said we were going to join. All the rest must have left once they saw what this is.

I don't think either of them are going to accomodate you. And it's not because of your smell, before you go filing discrimination suits.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

haha. for once a troll who isn't trying to antagonize ME!

 

enjoy folks.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

haha. for once a troll who isn't trying to antagonize ME!

 

enjoy folks.

I think we're antagonizing them before we have to bask in any more suck.

 

So goes another boring Memorial Day...

[Guest Cap'n Spaulding]

haha. for once a troll who isn't trying to antagonize ME!

 

enjoy folks.

Man are ya'll some ignorant city folk! I ain't a troll, I'm a member trying out a gimmick. Goddamn idiots!

[Guest godthedog]

oh wait, this is the guy i tore a new asshole into a few months ago when he tried to say he was better than all of us & that we're all sheep, and now he's trying to show us

how to make a gimmick work.

 

and now he's resorted to breaking character. NEVER break character when you're under a gimmick, son. never.

[Guest BadBodyOdor]

Yes aol chat. I been getting emails and pop ups in the chat from some guy saying this was a e-fed looking for new players. A bunch of us said we were going to join. All the rest must have left once they saw what this is.

I don't think either of them are going to accomodate you. And it's not because of your smell, before you go filing discrimination suits.

What's wrong with me?

 

((BadBodyOdor enjoys his own smell))

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

gimmick posters suck.

 

 

*everyone stares at CWM*

 

WHAT?

[Guest Cap'n Spaulding]

oh wait, this is the guy i tore a new asshole into a few months ago when he tried to say he was better than all of us & that we're all sheep, and now he's trying to show us

how to make a gimmick work.

 

and now he's resorted to breaking character. NEVER break character when you're under a gimmick, son. never.

Boy! Did yo mama drop you on yo head when you was little? You ain't ever told me nothin. I think you must be mistaken.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Yes aol chat. I been getting emails and pop ups in the chat from some guy saying this was a e-fed looking for new players. A bunch of us said we were going to join. All the rest must have left once they saw what this is.

I don't think either of them are going to accomodate you. And it's not because of your smell, before you go filing discrimination suits.

What's wrong with me?

 

((BadBodyOdor enjoys his own smell))

I now direct you to the "Sweaty Breast" thread in Gen. Chat...

 

Or the blatant RVD hating/APA Appreciation in the WWE folder, apparently to get a rise out of the people there.

 

You came from an AOL chat.

 

It's a holiday, so you're probably some 13 year old who's still bald in his "area", trying to be funny.

 

I could go on, but I think others want a turn.