Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Upgrade 100% Complete Ladies and Gentlemen All great people must evolve Awww yes, amongst the mediocrity that is the NHB folder, Banky has folded his hand. No longer can he handle being kind to the terribly uncool and obese users of this message board. Sure, he hasn't seen any of you personally, but bah gawd, your negative attitudes scream of chubiness. But thats alright, Banky doesn't hold it against you. There's nothing HE can say to get you overweight chumps to lose weight. Because really, he is to blame for it. Banky takes full responsibility for all of you having absolutely no life. Why? Ha-ha, I'm glad you asked. Its quite simple actually. Because Banky is so clever, funny, and brilliant - the TSM posters magnatize towards him. Seriously. So instead of going out with friends, or getting some excercise, or even losing their virginity - they stay on the TSM board and wait for Banky to post his usual masterpiece of excellence. So many of you are asking yourselves if you can ever be as good as Banky. And the sad truth is you can't. Because of this, petty imitators such as Cap'n Hogsmoker, and his other assbandit posting gimmick buddies try to emulate him. Please please spare yourselves to embarrasment of being low-rate Banky wannabes. It ain't jivin'. There is only one Banky. Deal with it. And to 'the Dames'. Damesien, don't you ever try to suck up to Banky again. You're just trying to cash in off his shit, and once again, it ain't jivin'. He doesn't like you, and he never will. So go suck up to usual onslaught of troglodytes who occupate this hell whole. molestomp, Treble Charged, Anglesault, CWM, and all the rest of the crap - they are more down your alley of shititude. Don't front on me. Finally, about this TSM poster tournament, y'all might as well form some fucking allainces, because it'll take a lot more than AndrewTSassfucker and Mr.SlimSuckass to bring Banky down from his clowd. So be wise, choose your friends wisely. They'll turn on you in a second just for the CHANCE to be in the same league as Banky. Oh, and don't try to form an alliance with Banky - he only hangs with the elite. So here's to Banky becoming the greatest TSM poster of all-time!!! Once he wins, this folder...hell, even this board will be called BANKYWOOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted May 26, 2003 *yawns* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous Back Drop Report post Posted May 26, 2003 I'm guessing you pay all this attention to yourself because no one in your real life bothers to do so. That must hurt. Get a kitty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted May 26, 2003 And how much time did Bankywood waste on yet another pointless gimmick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 I'm guessing you pay all this attention to yourself because no one in your real life bothers to do so. That must hurt. Get a kitty. Ok, Jubuki, Banky has a lot of cats, dogs, fishes, and other random animals. But the truth must be known. Banky makes fun of the oddballs on this message board because he is so darn cool, and charming in the process, that he transcends the usual notion that he must act like this on the internet because no one cares about him at home. It couldn't be further from the truth. Right now, as I type, Banky is shackin' up with two fine lookin' Icelandic prostitutes. We got quite the deal for them, they shall become our concubines. Isn't that veird? So no Mr. BackdoorDriverFromAssland, Banky does not have the complex you tactlessly suggested. Jubuki, I hope you don't wish death upon my client, he is just playin'....homeboy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bruiser Chong Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Yes, let's all look at Banky some more. Is this the 394th or 395th time you've tried to get yourself over on a messageboard? I've lost count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 And how much time did Bankywood waste on yet another pointless gimmick? This gimmick was 21 years in the making, with over $5,000 put into it. Its been planned since day one. LordofTheRectum, you've always been jealous of my client...and frankly, he's getting quasi-tired of it. He'll get back to you when he's done with Svonja and Khojski. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Yes, let's all look at Banky some more. Is this the 394th or 395th time you've tried to get yourself over on a messageboard? I've lost count. Again, attention is Banky craves, mentioning it for the 394th or 395th time does not affect his self-esteem. But your blatent jealousy does, Daredevil Chong. Tyring to cut Banky down to size will never ever work, its kinda like Fred E. Krueger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted May 26, 2003 this troubles my mind. i must go now to the sanctuary of judea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 this troubles my mind. i must go now to the sanctuary of judea Banky's radiating personality has that affect on the weak. Turn to evil, you weak slut. Me? I'll turn to Banky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Vote Mole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Vote Mole Banky doesn't need the validation of Treble Charged, or any other Toronto Maple Leaf fans. He wants to associate with winners, not choking losers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted May 26, 2003 i feel left out for not creating a gimmick persona. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 i feel left out for not creating a gimmick persona. BANKYWOOD Industries will help whenever one is in need. Except people who call God a dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Vote Mole At least you're consistent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted May 26, 2003 i feel left out for not creating a gimmick persona. you will find the truth in our lord Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted May 26, 2003 i mark out for JudasSault sig that is all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted May 26, 2003 This is ok with me so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 This is ok with me so far. Mentions of cock, balls, ass juice, and your dog would make Banky enjoy this thread more too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous Back Drop Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Thank Dog I won't be "helped." Now, can we all hit the eject button on this thread and leave the loon to his own devices? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted May 26, 2003 I think it's funny that Banky himself has posted 40% of the replies to this topic. Just shows you that not as many people care as you may think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous Back Drop Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Funaki says, "INDEED." Good one, Funaki. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted May 26, 2003 indeed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted May 26, 2003 I still haven't created a gimmick either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 26, 2003 I think it's funny that Banky himself has posted 40% of the replies to this topic. Just shows you that not as many people care as you may think. Oh, people care. You care. Or else you wouldn't have clicked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2003 What does Bobbi the cat say? GOOD CAT BOBBI! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted May 26, 2003 I still haven't created a gimmick either. So says the man of a thousand Kylie posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted May 26, 2003 It's not a gimmick if you live it, yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted May 26, 2003 I hope certain members of this board don't take those words to heart... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I hope certain members of this board don't take those words to heart... Surely I'm not the only person you've met who listens to Pearl Jam, alternates between drinking, popping pills, and shooting up heroin whilst make-believing he's Raven while ignoring his friends only to proclaim nobody loves him and drive himself deeper into manic depressive unhappiness? Hold up, I'm going to have to cut this entry short again because I'm bleeding all over the keyboard. My m's all worn off! Why must you hate me m? Why God why? And I still like Banky. Always have. Regardless of the bandwagon. Unfortunately, I also like Bruiser Chong, for all the opposite reasons of course, but... why must my two message board icons fight? Waaaaaah, I'm going to drive the razor in deeper! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
