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Guest BANKYWOOD
If your Companion were smart...She would embrace my penis.

 

 

If she is this ALL KNOWING and Godness of the Mind...She deserves something that will measure up to her expectations...

 

Unlike you Banky...You create your personas to shield your insecurity.

We've already discussed Banky's insecurity. If he was truly insecure he'd try to be embraced by the masses. He's try and be friends with the rest of the nerds on here. He'd want to seek comfort in the teet of Dames. But he doesn't. Banky is above this place. Banky is above making friends and discussing the Matrix on a Friday night. Banky is out takin' names, drinkin' beer, and chewin' muffpies. Don't hate on him 'cause he has the life you all aspire to have. He is simply....amazing.

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Guest Choken One

Banky is what we aspire to be indeed...

 

 

Lonely, Confused and desperate souls leering into the sounds of the rapid clacking of the keyboard.

 

CLACK. CLACK. CLACK.

 

Trapped in his Masquerade's Disguise...

 

Selling false representations of a non-existant Jesus Christ.

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Guest BANKYWOOD
Banky is what we aspire to be indeed...

 

 

Lonely, Confused and desperate souls leering into the sounds of the rapid clacking of the keyboard.

 

CLACK. CLACK. CLACK.

 

Trapped in his Masquerade's Disguise...

 

Selling false representations of a non-existant Jesus Christ.

Don't turn against Jesus Christ here. He is above all of us, even Banky.

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Guest Choken One

Typical Banky.

 

 

Misses the entire purpose of the epitah..

 

 

No one, Save for the GOD OF THE MIND can empower Jesus Christ...

 

 

It has been you Banky...that tried to create this idealistic aura of Christness in your desperate and sad attempt for power and glory...

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Guest BANKYWOOD
Typical Banky.

 

 

Misses the entire purpose of the epitah..

 

 

No one, Save for the GOD OF THE MIND can empower Jesus Christ...

 

 

It has been you Banky...that tried to create this idealistic aura of Christness in your desperate and sad attempt for power and glory...

Banky remembers Paul Roma and Hercules.

 

He doesn't attempt to be like them at all.

 

Maybe Roma....he was in the Horsemen ya'know!

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Guest Choken One

Yes...Roma was in the Horsemen...

 

 

But Like the 11th Apostle...

 

Meant nothing because no one remembers him

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Guest BANKYWOOD
Yes...Roma was in the Horsemen...

 

 

But Like the 11th Apostle...

 

Meant nothing because no one remembers him

Banky remembers him...and admires him. He hated that punk ass Alex Wright. Fucking German fanboy.

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I came here for entertainment tonight. A night out with the girls at the coffee house, a nice day of jogging in the morning and work in the afternoon tomorrow. Yet in the meantime, all I see is hatred and religious spew? I would assume Choken is attempting to start a Koresh-style cult against Banky and myself, but he's not that capable.

 

-Tiff

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Guest BANKYWOOD
I came here for entertainment tonight. A night out with the girls at the coffee house, a nice day of jogging in the morning and work in the afternoon tomorrow. Yet in the meantime, all I see is hatred and religious spew? I would assume Choken is attempting to start a Koresh-style cult against Banky and myself, but he's not that capable.

 

-Tiff

All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend,

 

- Jay Z

 

 

 

The dude's deep.

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Guest Choken One

A Cult? I am not like desperate as Banky was and CWM is currently...

 

 

I know that I am GOD and no one else is...

 

I already have the world in the palm of my hands...

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Guest BANKYWOOD
A Cult? I am not like desperate as Banky was and CWM is currently...

 

 

I know that I am GOD and no one else is...

 

I already have the world in the palm of my hands...

I hope God will strike down upon with great vengeance for being so blasphemous.

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Guest Skironox

You two seem to be doing a fine job of it on your own, I cant see why you'd need help.

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Guest BANKYWOOD
You two seem to be doing a fine job of it on your own, I cant see why you'd need help.

Who are you? And why should we care about your opinion.

 

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Hold that thought. I do not, and will not, care about your measly opinion. Go to the comic book folder, fagbait.

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A Cult? I am not like desperate as Banky was and CWM is currently...

 

 

I know that I am GOD and no one else is...

 

I already have the world in the palm of my hands...

You're God? Honey you aren't even Bruce Almighty. And at least he's got humor to fall back on.

 

-Tiff

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Guest Choken One

And right there lies in the obscure lack of civility...

 

 

Banky wants to present himself as a JESUS CHRIST for the world and yet resorts and seeps back into his true and even sader false reality.

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And right there lies in the obscure lack of civility...

 

 

Banky wants to present himself as a JESUS CHRIST for the world and yet resorts and seeps back into his true and even sader false reality.

Banky would never compare himself to Lord up above. Its fairly presumptious to say so either.

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Guest Choken One

Naturally...Banky is trying to present himself as a Servant to his Lord...

 

 

Trying to make amends before it's too late..

 

 

Good for you Banky...I'll make sure my judgment on you isn't as severe as it was once prepared...

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Guest BANKYWOOD
Naturally...Banky is trying to present himself as a Servant to his Lord...

 

 

Trying to make amends before it's too late..

 

 

Good for you Banky...I'll make sure my judgment on you isn't as severe as it was once prepared...

You claim to be GOD.

 

Yet you miss you lesbian cousin?

 

whats going on.....

 

 

huh?

 

 

You are beyond disrespectful to GOD.

 

Seriously.

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Guest Lightning Flik
Hey Choken...I've got news for you.

 

Tiffany Malibu isn't Banky.

 

Enjoy.

 

Dames

:ph34r: Aw hell no~!

 

Oh well, this thread is only interesting in the fact that Banky's got a chick that likes him. Nothing else is new, or really entertaining.

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Why should people be so shocked that a mature, intelligent woman like myself finds solace with the most entertaining man here? Banky and I are just two individual pieces that come together as one greater entity.

 

Though I'm sure most of you like the idea of a woman on top.

 

-Tiff

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Do you by any chance have a slutty high-maintenance sister who's slightly less good looking? Because that would be swell.

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Guest JudasSault
Why should people be so shocked that a mature, intelligent woman like myself finds solace with the most entertaining man here? Banky and I are just two individual pieces that come together as one greater entity.

 

Though I'm sure most of you like the idea of a woman on top.

 

-Tiff

harlot

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Do you by any chance have a slutty high-maintenance sister who's slightly less good looking? Because that would be swell.

My apologies, I do not. Though several of my friends seemingly meet some of that criteria. One in particular just got out of a four year relationship, and wants nothing more than great, no strings attatched sex for now. I can forward your resume to her if you wish.

 

-Tiff

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Hey, it doesn't even have to be great, I'll settle for moist fumblings and sticky regrets. Please pass their photo dossiers along to me.

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Why should people be so shocked that a mature, intelligent woman like myself finds solace with the most entertaining man here?  Banky and I are just two individual pieces that come together as one greater entity. 

 

Though I'm sure most of you like the idea of a woman on top.

 

-Tiff

harlot

You are simply jealous of the fact that I am a beautious creation of God, while your actions have caused you to endure a life of misery. Had you not called me names like some ten year old at the playground who can't wait his turn, I might have posted a picture of myself so that you might crack a smile once in your pitiful existence. Sadly for you, I don't find you worthy. Preach all you want, Judas. My beauty is my blessing. My radiance is the way.

 

-Tiff

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Hey, it doesn't even have to be great, I'll settle for moist fumblings and sticky regrets. Please pass their photo dossiers along to me.

*sigh*

 

I knew someone was bound to get pushy with wanting photos.

 

I will post this once for everyone's viewing pleasure, but so help me if I get random messages of "GOSH, you're SEXY!" I will scream. Be mature about it.

 

 

 

 

Photo89.jpg

 

-Tiff

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
Banky doesn't hate you CWM...not one bit. Unfortunately, since you've left, it is YOU who has changed. Don't consider me the turncoat. You used to understand me, remember? Do you even remember me anymore? How about when you're chopping down trees, d'you ever think about me? It sure as hell better not be when your tearin' the tree down. No, no...you should be thinking of me during those long lonely nights when you have your hand down your pants. THATS when you think about Banky.

 

So does Banky hate you? No, oh goodness, no. He loves you CWM. Why don't you reciprocate the love?

I love you man.

 

everytime I check in on this board it's your threads I read first because I like seeing how you jerk everyone around. You are the new dominant personality of this board since I left.

 

I'm...proud of you.

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