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I got banned from the mall

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Guest cynicalprofit

Simple really. Dude stiffed me on 200 worth of pot, ran into him at the mall, I started yelling and screaming and make a huge hubbub. Next thing you know, fist are flying, next thing I know, his friends try to jump me, so my friends get in the mix in order to make sure its not a mass beat down. Next thing I know, BANG, and we all fucking freeze. Turns out one of his guys was packing heat that day and fired a shot at us, missed, and THANKFULLY no one got hit. Right then, the mall guard comes up behind him, and cracks him as hard as a human can in the back of the head with some wood batton or something. We try to run, but security is EVERYWHERE. And Im like, fuck. So we turn back around, and that son of a bitch is right in front of me, so I punch him hard as I can in the face and he drops like a load of shit. Security then notices us, and im jumped on.

 

Long story short, nothing really happened to us, because the guy with the guy was the real issue. We got banned from the mall and Since I was 17 at the time, all I had to do was a few hundred hours of community service. Neither of us mentioned it started over drugs. Still, I stopped going into the ghettos of saginaw to get my pot after that, so there was my lesson learned.

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Guest MaxPower27

I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those fucking mallrats. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You just hang out all day. You act like you fucking live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agendas.

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Guest Lightning Flik

I wasn't banned, but I got myself kicked out of a Blockbuster (twice). Oh, about four-five years ago. Funny thing is, I didn't do anything that nobody else does.

 

You see there was this assistant manager at the time that was "given" to Margeret (she was the manager of the store, and friend of the family) by the head office of Blockbuster Canada. This guy was pretty much a complete ass and to cut this shorter than I can make it be, we never really saw eye to eye him and I. Worse is the fact that Marg couldn't get rid of the fucking bastard because he was appointed by head office and thusly, Marg needed like something huge to get rid of him.

 

Needless to say, it was a pretty cold winter day out and my parents decided to go run some errands while I said I was going to go to Blockbuster and find something to rent out. From then, I was supposed to meet them at Safeway.

 

Well, I took half an hour deciding what game I wanted to play. Finally settled on some pitiful game. There was also the two for one special so I wanted to see if I had enough to get a second game. ...yah, you guessed it. I totally forgot my wallet and cash.

 

So, I went to Adam (an employee there) and asked him if I could borrow the phone and call my dad's cell. Meanwhile, just before I pick up the phone to use it, that jackass AM tells me that I'm not supposed to be solicitizing and snapped right back at him that I was going to be renting something. Anyways, I talked to my dad for maybe two minutes and he said to wait, they'll be there shortly.

 

Needless to say, pretty much right after the phone call, I was promptly told by the AM that I needed to leave the store. I argued with him that I just had to wait maybe two minutes for my family to arrive. Besides, my family likes spends a shitload of money at that Blockbuster store and known so well, you'd think I'd get a little break. Besides, I WAS going to rent something, I even had the game in my hand just waiting for the family.

 

He then told me that if I didn't leave the store right away, he'd be phoning the cops and have me arrested (no, not kidding). No, I'm not kidding. I agree that I'll leave (by then, my family's car was outside) and let my parents deal with the jackass.

 

Arguement ensues inside, but my parents and him quickly resolved the issue or so my parents told me.

 

The game was due two days later, and so I go to return it. I proceedingly do so, and go looking for another game. There was a freebie on the Rewards account we have, and frankly I wanted to use it. Half an hour later, that bastard AM comes up to me and then informs me to leave. I tell him in just a minute, I'm deciding between two games I hadn't played before.

 

He wouldn't hear of it, and I was escorted out of the building. Yes, I was kicked out yet again and told that if I ever came back he would call the cops.

 

My parents, Marg (the store manager) and just about every other person who knew about this complained to head office for that AM's head. Did that happen? No. He was offered a job as a MANAGER at the local Burger King and GOT IT.

 

So yah. That's my story about getting kicked out of places. Funny thing is though, I currently work at that Blockbuster now.

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Guest cynicalprofit

And so the cricle of life is completed once again.....PUKE

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Guest What?

I was banned from a Basha's (Safeway type store) in Arizona.

 

 

 

My friend Todd, his cousin Ryan, and I were in the store at around 11:30 pm. Todd's mom was shopping about, and we were just kind of roaming the aisles, looking at random shit. So, we come across the frozen turkeys, which is right across the way from the aisle with all the canned goods. Five minutes later, we have a new bowling alley. So, it's Ryan's turn, and we made it somewhat "BASEketball" rules (psych-outs and everything). I psych Ryan out with the classic "Fucked Todd's sister last night...didn't you hear me?"...what we don't notice though is the turkey is still sliding. Suddenly, we hear a crash. We turn, and a huge display case is now toppled and spilling all sorts of Christmas decorations. We have a hearty laugh, when Todd's mom comes around the bend. She sees what we did, then tells us to run. We oblige, but we're caught by security before we reach the store. They then proceed to throw us out, which is kind of stupid because we were heading for the door anyway, and they slapped us with a year ban. Awesome.

 

 

I've also been banned many a times because of skating. Fucking security guards.

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Guest HBK16

What part of arizona do you live in WHAT?? I used to live in Glendale but now in Scottsdale.

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Guest What?

I, actually, live in San Jose, CA. My buddy Todd is the one that lives in Arizona. Some town outside of Tucson...I completely forgot the name of it.

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