Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Its a mall I dont go to very often. My bro works there so I went to pick him up. It was like 11PM. He works at the theatres. I too my moms car, which has brand new tires. And the pavement in the parking lot is very grippy. Well I pick up my bro and we are driving in the midle of the parking lot and he tells me to do doughnuts. So I get to my 4th doughnut before a security gaurd pulls up mext to me. Now Im driving going straight, and he pulls up next to me and tell me to pull over. Now hes a fucking security gaurd. What the fuck can he do right? But he saw my bro and he recognized him so we stopped cuz my bro can loose his job. So he threatens me with all this shit like defacing property, wreckless driving, and then he says there could have been someone walking there and we could have hit him. There wasnt even another soul in the parking lot. So he takes my license and says hes going to call the cops and my mom since I was in her car. But I guess he didnt cuz he knew my bro. But I however am banned from the mall. Oh well. I just thought that was a funny story. Anyone else have any banning stories? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted May 27, 2003 That is the gayest thing I EVER heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I know a guy who got banned from the mall (and he worked there) for throwing firecrackers around inside the building. It wasn't too long after 9/11. The dumbass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EsotericMaster Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Doing stuff like that, you deserve to get booted from the mall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dean and Foam Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Are you sleeping properly yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Are you sleeping properly yet? Ummm, what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Never been banned from anything. I once got kicked out of a Kay-Bee toy store FIVE TIMES in a two hour span, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I know a guy who was banned from the mall for jumping in the fountain 5 days in a row. He was able to get in and out with no hassle...but they had someone posted there on the 6th day and he caught him before he could and said charges would be filed if he came back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I got banned from West Oaks Mall in Abby for fighting in the food court Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SweetNSexyDiva Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I can't say I have been banned from anywhere, but I was kicked out of Denny's once because we (my friends and I) were loud and obnoxious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Are you sleeping properly yet? Better than what I was before. I added a few hours of sleep to my weekly count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I got banned from my local rugby club disco for drinking alcohol in the toilets - RAWK AND ROLL~! but i went back the next week and they didn't even notice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShamRock Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I was banned from Target and Suncoast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I was banned from the Children's Museum for one year when I was about 11-12. I simulated a bank robbery in a play bank. God damn those PC museum directors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RenegadeX28 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 If I were to get banned from my local mall, I would still have access to about.....5-6 other malls from my town..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bannable Offense Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I was banned from an arcade for denting in the coin return with a kick of frustration after getting my ass handed to me on Street Fighter II. It's been ages, so I'm sure if the place is still open, the ban has either been lifted or forgotten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted May 28, 2003 How the fuck would they keep track? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 I'm worried that I might be banned from my local after last weekend, cause i remember fuck all of what I did, apart from punching my friend in the jaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 How the fuck would they keep track? If they recognize you then they will tell you to leave the mall. But if you get in trouble at the mall again then they will call the cops on you for trespassing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted May 28, 2003 I got banned from West Oaks Mall in Abby for fighting in the food court Worst. "Mall". Ever. Actually, it sucks a lot less now that Future Shop is there. Speaking of West Oaks, my friend got banned from the Wal-mart that used to be there for stealing Star Wars toys. I am no longer friends with this person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimmy no nose Report post Posted May 28, 2003 My friend got banned from the movie theater for pissing in the corner. He went back every day for a week and got told to leave every time. A month later they stopped caring and he still goes there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted May 28, 2003 I'm banned from Cuba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lil Naitch Report post Posted May 30, 2003 I got a mall parking ticket once for parking to close to the mall; they thought I worked there because I came up so much. And I don't- I just have no other place to hang out in in my boring ass town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Theres nothing wrong with being a mallrat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted May 30, 2003 My school used to go to an amusement park every year when we were in like k-4th grade or something like that. One of my friends was banned from the log ride because he sat backwards all the way down the big ass drop. Funny actually, we were in 2nd grade and they had security guards there ready to cave our heads in with their nightsticks if we made a break for it or something. Then we got yelled at for 10 minutes. Now that I think about it, it was kinda fucked up and scarring, but whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Tiger Report post Posted May 30, 2003 I once got banned from a Burger King when I was eleven years old. My older sister used to work there and I was with her getting her check and someone else who worked there started giving me hell for whatever reason so on our way out the door I flipped him the bird and he started to chase me....just as the manager was coming out of the building. My mother got kicked out of a bar. It's this little quaint bar too, a place that never has any sorts of trouble and there isn't another bar around for miles. My grandmother heard and even asked her "how the hell did you get kicked out of that place" Someone had a sticker that said "your looking too fucking close" and my mother (drunk off her ass) started showing it to various folks and yelling what it said and when told to tone down the language or leave she yells "WELL FUCK THIS PLACE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 I have a whole list of places I got banned from. I have been banned from that same mall like 4 times about 4 years ago. I was banned from the go karts at a mini amusement park for causing accidents on purpose. We actually had a 4 car pile up. 1 of the kart's front end completely broke off and one kid almost flipped his. I was banned from Mcdonalds for going down the slide on a skateboard. Petsmart for mocking the fish, Frys for ringing the butcher bell and running, and finally the library for making too much noise. All those were when I was in 6th-7th grade. So many memories. I know I have more but they were for stupid reasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 I see this as a good thing. Brody and TS were banned (Well, kicked out) from a Mall. Look how they turned out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nl5xsk1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 back when I had "addiction" problems me and a friend stayed in a Denny's for 24 hours straight, drinking coffee and eating the bare minimum of food. The next week they changed the policy to 3 cups of coffee or 90 minutes, then get the fuck out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted June 4, 2003 I got banned from the mall back home because I basically started a riot in the mall. (That and someone got shot, so I think they were a tad pissed about the news coverage) I still got back in every now and again....but i didnt go back for over 2 years, cause I was in college. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
