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Worst Ring Attire From 1998-Now

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The HBK one from Elimination chamber might have been the worst......me and my girl were cracking up for like 10 minutes in a row with those gay ass pants, the cowboy boots, and the lemon tree haircut

 

Now, if we're talking street attire i got a few in mind:

 

1)most of the Rock's 500$ shirts like the aqua blue crazy patterned one or even the lion one....cmon that shit is tacky. Also his nice cow skin vest complete with nice black dress slacks and penny loafers ;)

 

2)Funaki's nut vaporizing booty choker denim shorts that he's been wearing since he entered WWE as KAentai.....can he at least get another pair...just 1?

 

3)Any wrestler that walks around with those fanny packs that have been out of style for about 13 years now.

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Guest Downhome
3)Any wrestler that walks around with those fanny packs that have been out of style for about 13 years now.

In other words, Sid.

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Guest mickberna

I know it's a "worst attire" thread, but I gotta throw RVD's "bones and blood" singlet out there as the coolest-looking attire ever. It was so cool it didn't even reveal his ever-present swamp ass.

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In response to the 'find as many of angle's outfits you can'...

 

w/ stars and stripes shield on his stomach

www.geocities.com/kurtangle1996/kangle1.jpg

 

With jagged design on sides, USA on back. Found in No Mercy, and was worn in blue, white and red...

members.tripod.co.jp/miyearn/pic/angle01.jpg

 

Flag on his stomach. Worn in blue, white and red...

www.geocities.com/kurtangle1996/kangle4.jpg

 

This one, with the zig zags on the sides

members.tripod.com/~retro4/angle3.jpg

 

Zig zags on the legs

trhs-wrestling.freeservers.com/images/kurt_wearin_wcw_belt.jpg

 

This one, with the slash going down diagonally

Kurt_Angle.jpg

 

Stars

KurtAngle.jpg

 

With the gold on his legs

angle.jpg

 

1/2 Stars, 1/2 Horizontal Stripes

01.jpg

 

Superman A, worn in black, white, red, blue

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Camouflage

http://www.olympic-usa.org/10_questions/im...mages/angle.jpg

 

There are two missing. One being his 'ribbon' tights, from last year, I believe. The other being those horrendous tights he wore in 2001, with the gold plating stuff on his abdominals.

Just noticed...you also missed the last attire we saw him in...the Team Angle one.

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Guest papacita

I'd just like to show some love for roadsign Owen and Angle's cammo gear. Both those suits were hot.

 

As for worst...anything HBK wore in 2002 prior to Armageddon...every pair of tights they've made for Jericho since the maroon and black ones from last year (I'm not feeling the aqua), Angle's "golden abs" outfit (that shit was UGLY), the Headbangers wearing those damn cones in 99, Raven's kilt (although I've gotten used to it), Hogan's red and yellow boas, Ahmed's wedgie gear from 96-98, and Big Show's tank top and slacks from Survivor Series last year.

 

Edit: C is for cookie.

Edited by papacita

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and Big Show's tank top and slacks from Survivor Series last year.

....that worked for me...as we saw less of Big Show's hideous form.

 

Unlike his "Tazz" attire, which I despised

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Guest KingOfOldSchool
Just noticed...you also missed the last attire we saw him in...the Team Angle one.

Yeah, I noticed it missing from the list soon after I posted. I was gonna go back and edit it in, but never did.

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and Big Show's tank top and slacks from Survivor Series last year.

....that worked for me...as we saw less of Big Show's hideous form.

 

Unlike his "Tazz" attire, which I despised

Honestly i'd rather have him wear the Tazz attire then that stupid pair of highwaters that he was rocking for a while. He looked best around WM16 when he wore the shorts and big show t-shirt.

 

 

 

I have to nominate the Dudley Boyz tight denim jumper with tie dye tshirt as one of the worst ever.

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Guest JMFabiano524

I'm going out of the time frame (not the first though), but I'll vote for most of Randy Savage's wardrobe since 1991. Even the Apter mags poked fun at them...as they said (paraphrased), how can a man wearing a lime green jacket and fedora with a three-foot feather call himself the "Macho Man"? It was worse when he wore tops as part of his in-ring attire. Plus I missed the sequined robes and three-star tights.

 

Another bad one was Undertaker's Ministry halter tops. You'll see an example of this at WM15...basically a black, skintight tank top with the UT symbol (NOT cross!) cut at the chest. Something you think you'd see on Sable instead of UT, and it made him look like a B-movie villain.

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I'm going out of the time frame (not the first though), but I'll vote for most of Randy Savage's wardrobe since 1991. Even the Apter mags poked fun at them...as they said (paraphrased), how can a man wearing a lime green jacket and fedora with a three-foot feather call himself the "Macho Man"?

My theory is...it takes a REAL Macho Man to wear something like that in public.

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Guest The Decadent Slacker

I never liked Tazz's urban house painter look that he had since his 2000 heel turn. he went from looking like a badass to looking like a little kid trying to raise money for a Batman figure.

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Guest Austin3164life
Ahmed's wedgie gear from 96-98

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Those were ghey.

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Guest Crux

-That singlet Christian was wearing WITH TIGHTS

-Those stupid ripped arm bands or w/e Jeff Hardy wore.

-The LOD ring attire that looks like they stepped out of a Mario Bros. game.

-Steven Richards pink shorts...

-The Rock's dumb pleather vest & belt buckle he wore alot recently.

-Whatever sequenced creation the King wears.

-Booker T's white tights that resemble a diaper.

-Chyna's ugly leather...thing.

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How about the Godwinns?

Going by the time frame...their outfits were a bit better. I liked Henry's confederate flag shirt.

 

Alltogether...yeah, it sucked. Especially Henry's yellow shirt that when I watch old tapes with him in that reminds me of Wario from the Mario games.

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Guest CanadianChick
Here's a challenge...someone compile pictures of Kurt Angle in all the WWF/E ring attire he's had...

No here is a REAL challenge...

 

Compile all the different RVD ring attire...

 

*Of Course...Tiger Van Dam was the greatest of all time*

 

Oh yeah? Here's a real challenge. Since his debut, find all the tights Chris jericho has worn. That would be next to impossible to find all those.

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Oh yeah? Here's a real challenge. Since his debut, find all the tights Chris jericho has worn. That would be next to impossible to find all those.

Debut in WWF, in American Wrestling, or Wrestling PERIOD?

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damn....hes got like 100 outfits....he used to wear a different one every week but over the last 2 years or so he's been staying with the same 3-5 tights

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Guest Stunt Granny

Any time Bret would wear the pink top and the pink tights, he was only a tutu away from being a total ferry. And what about that shit he was wearing at Wrestlemania 4? Pink tights under a black singlet with the heart printed by his heart, he looked like he showed up for fencing.

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Guest Stunt Granny

Any time Bret would wear the pink top and the pink tights, he was only a tutu away from being a total ferry. And what about that shit he was wearing at Wrestlemania 4? Pink tights under a black singlet with the heart printed by his heart, he looked like he showed up for fencing.

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