Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi, the feature film!

[Guest Dmann2000]

Well, at least I don't have to worry about any American Idol shit movies coming out!

I hope you were sarcastic there, because I'm afraid you will

 

"From Justin to Kelly" this summer.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

yuk. Well I guess they didn't learn from Glitter or Crossroads...

[Mecha Mummy 0]

From www.comingsoon.net if you are currious...

 

Avril Lavigne's hit single "Sk8er Boi" is heading to the big screen with Paramount Pictures optioning the song and hiring David Zabel to adapt its words into a feature film to be produced by studio-based MTV Films and Alphaville.

 

The song is about a teenage girl who rejects a skater boy with a crush on her because her friends didn't approve of him -- even though she secretly likes him. Years later, he becomes a famous rock star and she is left with regrets.

 

The film keeps the Sk8er Boi title and will focus on the two teens from different backgrounds and the social constraints in which they find themselves.

 

...I give you the food, now digest this and spit it out as you will.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

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*Head explodes*

[Guest DrTom]

I'll see it.

 

If there's some hottie starring as the female, and there's gratuitous sex and nudity in at least every other scene. Otherwise, fuck that noise.

[Guest Downhome]

Well, at least I don't have to worry about any American Idol shit movies coming out!

I hope you were sarcastic there, because I'm afraid you will

 

"From Justin to Kelly" this summer.

As I said before.

 

Hush you! I've heard of that horrid rumor which haunts me, and I refuse to face it.

 

In the crazy fuck world in my mind, it doesn't exist. Now stop trying to bring me back to the cruel world known as..."reality", and let me waste away in myself!

[Guest Karnage]

Avril's 15 minutes of fame are almost up...this movie will probably end up direct to video by then.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Y'all think that's bad...

 

Coyote Ugly 2.

 

That is all.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I haven't been THIS fed up with movies since I saw the Ginger Snaps 2 thread

[Guest Crux]

This is utter bullshit. I hope it bombs at the box office...bombs horribly.

[Guest RenegadeX28]

Of course....it had to be made by MTV Films.....always commercializing EVERYTHING...........

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Well, since I consider Avril an annoying piece of crap, my response to this news is somewhat predictable and oft repeated so far.

 

A) There is no God, or

B) There is a God, but He hates us.

C) Hollywood has truly run out of ideas, and are selling their souls to Satan for bad plot ideas.

 

I seriously hope this movie bombs, and bombs HUGE. Like Ishtar huge. The very fact that they're apparently keeping the title "Sk8er Boi" makes me loathe this with the blinding white hot intensity of a thousand burning suns. In closing, FUCK YOU MTV! Fuck you up your stupid asses with clown shoes. Thank you.

 

P.S. Avril Lavigne & horrible movie ideas