Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 28, 2003 There should be some sort of manditory Smarks IQ Test that one has to pass before being allowed to join the board. The first question could be multiple choice... 1. How do you spell "the" ? a) teh b) the c) eth d) none of the above I'm sure that would eliminate 50% of the applicants right off the bat. somewhere out in the vast unknown, shockmaster weeps... Speaking of which...Where eth fuck is Shockmaster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 There should be some sort of manditory Smarks IQ Test that one has to pass before being allowed to join the board. (Emphasis added) Careful there, slugger. LMAO, I'd be the first victim, apparently. This is what I get for talking on teh telephone at teh same tiem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted May 28, 2003 I'm going to see if a script can be made where the Rules will be something that must be read prior to registration. Dames No one will read it, no one, ever. I'd like to see it made so everyone can ONLY have one account also myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CheeseBurgersSuck Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Where eth fuck is Shockmaster? He cant spell well. BAN PLZ!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 28, 2003 You see Dames, this is why I should be mod. Who's on this board more than me? I could be like RoboSault, banning all idiots in a timely fashion. Oh come off it. All you'd do is fuck with TC. I haven't done that in almost a year But think about it, Dames. With me on like 23 hours a day ( ) chances are I'd be on to nip the problem in the bud. At least give me a trial run! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 I'm going to see if a script can be made where the Rules will be something that must be read prior to registration. Dames No one will read it, no one, ever. I'd like to see it made so everyone can ONLY have one account also myself. I wonder if this board has an option to bind login's to a users IP address? Though, that might suck for those who do not have static IP's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Where eth fuck is Shockmaster? He cant spell well. BAN PLZ!!!! OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW. BAN PLZ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 AS, I'm not looking for any new mods right now. The mods aren't the problem, the ambiguity of the rules are. I'm going to end that soon. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 But think about it, Dames. With me on like 23 hours a day ( ) chances are I'd be on to nip the problem in the bud. I was always curious... due to your amount of posts.. do you have a job? Go to school? I'm not trying to be a dick... just wondering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cover of Darkness Report post Posted May 28, 2003 You see Dames, this is why I should be mod. Who's on this board more than me? I could be like RoboSault, banning all idiots in a timely fashion. Oh come off it. All you'd do is fuck with TC. I haven't done that in almost a year But think about it, Dames. With me on like 23 hours a day ( ) chances are I'd be on to nip the problem in the bud. At least give me a trial run! I actually agree with AS here. In the year I've been here, he's been fun. He's in the WWE Folder most of the time, so he'd be better suited to clean that mess up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 28, 2003 AS, I'm not looking for any new mods right now. The mods aren't the problem, the ambiguity of the rules are. I'm going to end that soon. Dames I believe you should showcase your massive and spectatular Balls and Ban a MAJOR NAME around here...just to show you are dead surious... I gleefully nominate...Austinhhh4life or whatever the fucking guys name is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CheeseBurgersSuck Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Where eth fuck is Shockmaster? He cant spell well. BAN PLZ!!!! OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW. BAN PLZ! HE TYPES IN ALL CAPS BAN PLZ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 You mean someone like...Choken One??? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 28, 2003 AS, I'm not looking for any new mods right now. The mods aren't the problem, the ambiguity of the rules are. I'm going to end that soon. Dames Curses. Foiled again. I actually figured with Brian MIA you'd be looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Where eth fuck is Shockmaster? He cant spell well. BAN PLZ!!!! OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW. BAN PLZ! HE TYPES IN ALL CAPS BAN PLZ! THIS GUY ISNT COL1111 WTF BAN PLZ1!1!!!1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Showstoppa Icon Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Where eth fuck is Shockmaster? He cant spell well. BAN PLZ!!!! OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW. BAN PLZ! HE TYPES IN ALL CAPS BAN PLZ! CHEESBURGERS ARE ACTUALY QUITE TASTY! BAN PLZ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Where eth fuck is Shockmaster? He cant spell well. BAN PLZ!!!! OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW. BAN PLZ! That's nothing! Watch as I strike shock and awe into your hearts with my powers of.... CANADIAN SPELLING!!! Colour! Cheque! Cancelled! Catalogue! Centre! Labour! Theatre! ..and as if that wasn't enough... FAVOURITE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 28, 2003 All right...Before this retreats into a 13 year old girls slumber party here *mmmm 13 year old girls slumber parties...Lesbian petting...Hot MILFs abound...* Oh yeah...Let's just all give DAMES a handy round of applause. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Canadians will be auto-banned under the new rules. Muahahahahaha~ Ok, so not really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted May 28, 2003 What's the Americanized spelling of "catalogue"? I never realized there was a difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 28, 2003 But think about it, Dames. With me on like 23 hours a day ( ) chances are I'd be on to nip the problem in the bud. I was always curious... due to your amount of posts.. do you have a job? Go to school? I'm not trying to be a dick... just wondering. Of course I have a job. But great hours and my amazing ability to run on three hours sleep allows me alot of time here (On top whatever else I do during the day) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 What's the Americanized spelling of "catalogue"? I never realized there was a difference. Most dictionary's I've seen have it spelled as "catalog" .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CheeseBurgersSuck Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Let's just all give DAMES a handy round of applause. handy = hand job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 28, 2003 What's the Americanized spelling of "catalogue"? I never realized there was a difference. catalog I've been spelling it Canadian all these years! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 28, 2003 ^Same thing with me. Most of my posting occurs at Work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted May 28, 2003 ::loads shotgun:: I've been in a bad fucking mood recently anyway, so let's saddle up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Might I suggest going after people who start new topics with the same subject matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted May 28, 2003 I don't know what I think about this new grammar patrol thing but I do have one question- Will people have to use the shift button when they type or will posts in all lower case still be allowed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2003 Yes, they will, Barron...as long as they make SENSE!!!!! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 28, 2003 I think the problem with capitalization is only when everything is capitalized...ie CAPS LOCK ON...er..caps lock on.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
