Guest J*ingus Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 You've seen all the posting cliques. The State. The Establishment. The OAOAST. Powerful, legendary names one and all. But now, comes the latest in a long line of pitiful ripoffs to disinter and beat a long dead horse... J*WING! That's right, an entire meaningless posting clique devoted entirely to the worship, servitude, and general loyalty-4-life to ME! I've been a member in all of these damn cliques, and for once, I'm gonna be a leader! ...and we also bitch about women and our relationships with them. A lot. And here, the first four individuals who agreed to become my zombielike slaves: ShooterJay, Token ROH Smark. T®ITEC, Token Female Misogynist. Zack Malibu, Token Cool Guy. Styles Clash, Token Guy Who Likes Salvatore Rinauro Almost As Much As His Lord And Saviour Jingus. I, Jingus, leader of J*WING, hereby throw out an open invitation to any and all who want to be my undying amoral sheeplike drone and complain about how chicks treat us. I will accept anyone I like. I will be completely biased, often abuse you, run up your credit cards, call you at three in the morning, and generally take over your lives and make your very existence on this planet subject to my every tiny whim. Of course, we do have a pension plan in the works, and I'm damn good at listening to pathetic sob stories about whatever girl dissed you losers this week. So children, come take my hand. We will take over the world! Or at least have some sort of cool custom sigs.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 gee j id love to help ya out n all, but i kinda havent been screwed *in a bad way* by any girls this year...kinda sweet on the gf good luck though
Guest J*ingus Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Popick will be dealt with in the future, ye verrily. But Memphis, you are now inducted as the fifth member of the proud esoteric Jingocentric order! Memphis: Token Puroloving Australian!
Guest Memphis Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Fuck yes. I'd like to thank Downhome for viewing this thread whilst I was inducted. Couldn't be here without you, brother. M
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Got a spot for the resident people-hating lunatic? (Not even gonna get into the ex-gf stories. Bad enough just thinking about it..)
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Bah, women. I'm in. As I remember, Jingy and I were born on the same day and stuff, so there must have been a curse out that night.
Guest caboose Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Count me in, I can be 'token guy who named himself after the back end of a train'.
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 There are too many people for me to join now.
Guest J*ingus Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 No way Big, the more the merrier! I dub the newest inductees into the JNRC (J*WING New Ruling Class): El Psycho Diablo, the Token Hispanomic Maniac. Mystery Eskimo, the Token Guy To Pin JINGUS Clean A Whole Buncha Times. Caboose, the Token Guy Who Might Really Be Sting. Come one come all me hearties, and be my slaves! And it's fun, being my slave! I should know, I've been my own slave my whole life...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 El Psycho Diablo, the Token Hispanomic Maniac. But if I join, Diablo won't be the only Hispanic in the group. I'm already shaking things up.
Guest J*ingus Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 He's HISPANOMIC, a word (that I just made up) which means that his name is Spanish. Come on, Big. You know you want to. You can STRUT~! for me and everything. Being J*ingus's personal plaything until death > all other pursuits in life.
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 I'm in. I didn't even see that you spelt it that way. My bad.
Guest J*ingus Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 All right! BigMcFrickin'LargeHuge, Token STRUTTER~! With A Name From MST3K. I can think of no cooler title in the world. Nine and counting. Come to your new daddy, peeps. Let's make it at least an even dozen, so I can tie for number of disciples with that other J. guy.
Guest J*ingus Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Oh, Stephano will get his, one way or another. (The way he'll most likely get his is me getting drunk and calling him naughty things on AIM.) Question for my followers, who are allowed to use their freedom of expression in this situation: should we have our own J*WING banner? Ya know, like one of those cool things that every member puts in their sig, just like all the other lame posting cliques had.
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Yes. /freedom of expression and indeed functional thought for the day.
Guest Cover of Darkness Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 I offer my services as international secret agent and editor for our propaganda films.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 I'd like to be The Nameless One. The guy who you see all the time, but don't know the name of.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 go ahead jingy, call me names when life shats upon me, im come crawling to j*wing for support but until then SUCKERS!!!!! <--Proudly NOT pissed off at the female gender right now
Guest caboose Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Me and Eskimo can also be 'Token Evil British Accented Tag Team'.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Can I be in? Token band-wagon jumper?
Guest goodhelmet Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 i was all set to jump in until i saw zack malibu's name on the list. i just can't be associated with someone who has an altar devoted to mario lopez and justin diamond. doesn't seem right.
Guest J*ingus Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Alright, my newest converts: Cover of Darkness, Token Spy Movie Guy. NoSelfWorth, Token Anonymous Egoless Dude. CWM, Token TIRE IRON WITH CUSTOM GRIP~! Wielder. Chave, Token Skeletal Cat. And goodhelmet, come on. You think Zack's alter is made to worship anyone but me now?
Guest Sandman9000 Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 WING? ::Has sudden urge to hit diving senton into a ring of fire:: ::Wait, usually has those urges anyway:: ::Ah well::
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 J*ingus? bah. Slightly altering your posting name is ghey.
Guest crandamaniac Posted May 29, 2003 Report Posted May 29, 2003 Seeing how my luck is going right now with my girlfriend (probably soon to be ex) I'm sure I'm a lock for this group. (Does it help that I used my 2000th post to try and join this group?)
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