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Guest Austin3164life
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Hey, Jingus, since you voted for me out of pity in the PosterTourney thing, I'll join your group as "Token Thuganomics Major".

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Guest Downhome
Posted
Fuck yes.

 

I'd like to thank Downhome for viewing this thread whilst I was inducted.

 

Couldn't be here without you, brother.

 

M

It was truly a moving moment in the history of the internet.

Guest SP-1
Posted

When I was in school, the term "J-Wing" referred to the mentally handicapped kids.

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted
When I was in school, the term "J-Wing" referred to the mentally handicapped kids.

I'll get you for that, Poet ;).

 

And any clique with your fellow OAOAST brethren shouldn't be insulted!

Guest J*ingus
Posted

Well, they didn't call retarded kids that in my school. And besides, J-Wing is COMPLETELY different from J*WING.

 

But nevermind, we have more members!

 

Crandamaniac, Tekno Token 2000!

 

AustinHHH4Life, Token UGS Thug!

 

Sing it, brethren! (Well, "sing it, peons" would be more accurate.)

Guest Cover of Darkness
Posted

Right, Now pay attention. This is now standard equipment for all active J*WING members:

 

It appears to be an ordinary pair of sunglasses, but when you press a small button and look at a woman through them, you can immeadiatly tell what kind of emotional damage she will do to you, and how long it will take for her to suck out your soul and will to live.

 

Do try to return this equipment in pristine order gentlemen. (and cwm.)

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

ohhhhhhhhh.

 

do i know you or is this auto hate

Guest J*ingus
Posted

Come on now, guys, we need to focus all this hate away from each other and onto anyone who possesses a vagina. Except for T®ITEC or any other girls who might join us later, cuz they're on our side.

 

So, someone go fetch me a cool-looking banner for all my sheep to put in their sigs. I'll even be a good leader and generously put it in mine.

Guest Cover of Darkness
Posted
ohhhhhhhhh.

 

do i know you or is this auto hate

cwm you do know me. And that was a joke.

 

I used to be MrZsasz. I forgot you didn't know about the switch.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

oh...you don't still think of me as an older brother do you?

 

*gets weirded out*

Guest Cover of Darkness
Posted
oh...you don't still think of me as an older brother do you?

 

*gets weirded out*

No that whole "everybody here is family" thing was hyperbole for your goodbye.

 

 

I'm disturbed you still remember.

Guest Austin3164life
Posted

Think you got what it takes

Ta grab the brass ring?

Y'all better join J*WING

'Cause we're the next big thing

-Word Life~!

 

Since I'm J*Wing's resident Thug, I gotta spit it out to all y'all...

Guest Sandman9000
Posted
Come on now, guys, we need to focus all this hate away from each other and onto anyone who possesses a vagina.

So, I'm guessing this is the token "We've all been dumped, so girls are rotten and mean and stinky and they stink" group.

 

 

::Thinks about how Katie now knows he's a bloodmark::

 

 

Fuck. I'm in.

Guest Austin3164life
Posted
Come on now, guys, we need to focus all this hate away from each other and onto anyone who possesses a vagina.

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

I don't meet the requirements of the group, I guess I quit...

 

Scratch that, I'll still be the resident Thug. I won't give up.

Guest J*ingus
Posted

Sandman9000: Token Fucking Scary Madman.

 

And, uh, AH34L, whaddya mean?

Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop
Posted

By the way, it's no longer Styles_Clash. I've adopted the Rinauro way of life, and been re-christened as Phoenix Fury Legdrop, the biggest, baddest, dopest, too hot fo' TV fo' sheezy name on this damn bizoard.

 

And I'm the Fez/Jawalahar member (anyone who can identify what show Jawalhar comes from gets a cookie) : foreign, stupid, and barely knows any English.

Guest Vitamin X
Posted

I'd want to join but it really does look like there's too many people and for chrissakes it's so late in the thread anyways..

Guest kane3212321
Posted

Count me into this J*Wing group, sound like a good deal

Guest J*ingus
Posted

Behold, kane3212321: Token Guy Who's Read Every Dissection I've Ever Written.

 

And vitamin, sure you can join. We need more members to compete with the Bankywood faction. J*WING Forever! Girls are evil!

Guest SP-1
Posted

While I cannot condone any group called J*WING with a straight face, I'll agree that most girls display a huge capacity for being evil, evil wenches.

Guest SP-1
Posted

And I mean that in the best possible (joking) way.

 

Damn new rules make me have to explain my light sarcasm. Unfair, sez I.

Guest The Notorious CRD
Posted

Mm, what the heck. I'll join if you'll have me. I could be the Token TNA mark or something. B-)

Guest J*ingus
Posted

After a brief inspection of your sig, I have an even better one:

 

The Notorious CRD, Token S.E.X. Mark.

 

See, it's a double-agent type joke cuz here in J*WING we haven't exactly had much luck with sex in real life. So it's, like, really funnier.

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