Guest Pidgerii-4q2 Posted March 27, 2002 Report Posted March 27, 2002 Does the WWF intend for Lesner to be the next Goldberg? He seem to effect many of the same tics Goldberg had (the shoulder and neck rolls, the wordless opening and closing of his mouth).
Guest razazteca Posted March 27, 2002 Report Posted March 27, 2002 NCAA MVP Mastadon Uber Falcon Dolphin
Guest Posted March 27, 2002 Report Posted March 27, 2002 As JR is turning into a tribute act these days, malfunction in the junction everytime they're in Canada. Huh? Maybe he can be the Raw Boned Brock Lesnar in tribute to VKM. Double huh? Anyway....I think he'll be That Big Bison Big Ol Buffalo Dangerous Bear Wild Wildebeast
Guest notJames Posted March 27, 2002 Report Posted March 27, 2002 As JR is turning into a tribute act these days, malfunction in the junction everytime they're in Canada. Huh? "Malfunction at the junction" was a favourite catchphrase of the late Ed Whalen, announcer for Stu Hart's Stampede Wrestling. Apparently JR puts it into his repertoire whenever they broadcast from the Great White North, although I recall him saying it during other broadcasts. As for the Raw Boned etc etc. part, your guess is as good as mine. And I still think they could put over "Brock Lobster" if the B-52's did his entrance music...
Guest Human Fly Posted March 27, 2002 Report Posted March 27, 2002 Maybe something like an "ultra predator" or an "alpha wolf"
Guest muzanisa Posted March 27, 2002 Report Posted March 27, 2002 And I still think they could put over "Brock Lobster" if the B-52's did his entrance music... LMAO Raw Boned means really skinny but Vince used to use it for a guy who was massive (died recently). I just think JR would sound great saying this Raw Boned All American graduate of .....................
Guest notJames Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Raw Boned means really skinny but Vince used to use it for a guy who was massive (died recently). I just think JR would sound great saying this Raw Boned All American graduate of ..................... I had no idea. I just thought it had something to do with Vince's "Sexual Jackhammer" from long long ago... Ugh... why did I bring that up?
Guest art_vandelay Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Remember a few Raw's back, when JR said the word PENIS for absolutely no reason? JR: "Crash nails Spike with a nice dropkick. Hey! Wait a minute! Who's that from the crowd? It's...BROCK LESNER! WITH PAUL HEYMAN! OH GOOD GOD, HE'S GOT CRASH! POWERBOMB! NOW, SPIKE! NOOOO, ANOTHER POWERBOMB!! BY GAWD, SOMEONE STOP THIS PENIS!!!" JR: "Dear gawd! Thats Brock Lesnar! And there's that jackass Paul Heyman! Lesnar's got hold of little Spike...oh no! DAMN YOU PENIS! By gawd, SOMEONE STOP THAT PENIS! "Good Gawd Almighty himself!! It's that big ol' sticky PENIS, an' he just screwed Austin!!! That no good bastard!! My Gawd in heaven, Austin has been screwed!!!!" Okay, so I know he actually said "heinous" but the thought of Jim Ross saying penis out of nowhere is just so ridiculously funny. JR + PENIS = FUNNY
Guest JerryDrake Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Problay a Gorilla JIM ROSS: MAH GAWD! LOOK AT HIM! HES A BIG GORILLA! HES GOING CRAZY! THAT CRAZY GORILLA, MAH GAWD!........... Go Sooners!
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 " BY GAWD! ITS THE NORTHEASTERN ALASKAN KODIAK GRIZZLY BEAR!!!! DAMMIT,HE JUST RAN THROUGHT MOLLY LIKE SHE WAS A SWEET SUCCULENT SALMON!!! SALMON TASTES GREAT WITH BBQ SAUCE! GO SOONERS! AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!!! TYSON TYSON!!! RIGHT HANDS! RIGHT HANDS! BY GAWD,MY HEART HURTS! BY.....GAWD....I'M....DYING.........GO SOONERS!!!
Guest KTA Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Orangatang. A Big Orange Vagina Or yella MULE!!! Or just a big blotch o blonde landing strip that runs on top of an orangatang's shaved body. I feel sick right now.
Guest TJM004 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 This thread seriously had me laughing out loud.
Guest ratboy Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 I spat out my milk. Twice. (okay, that actually sounds nastier than it was) I vote for "Brock Lobster", 'cause that is a groovy little tune, especially in the coda--"burn, burn". Wouldn't make any sense for a theme, character-wise, but, ehh.
Guest Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 I cannot believe no one has though of this one yet..... GOLDEN GOPHER!!! DUH!
Guest KOR420 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 JR:THE WILD BEAST HAS STRUCK AGAIN! DAMMIT! BROCK LESNAR DESTROYING AUSTIN! AUSTIN HITTING BACK! I DON"T KNOW WHO I SHOULD BLOW MY LOAD OVER! OH GAWD HE DOESN"T DESERVE THIS! LESNAR POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! THE NEW BLUE CHIPPER HAS DONE IT! HE BEAT AUSTIN! UGGGGHHHHHHHHG*UUHPUUJUHHJK:KJHAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!*Shoots his load on lawler*
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Malevolent Mastadon. God damn Gorilla. Immense Iguana. Horrible Hoss. Gargantuan Goose.
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