Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 30, 2003 (edited) So there aren't enough cliques on this board nowadays, eh? Well here is the KOOOOLEST~! kliq this board has ever encountered. Its a real cool club where only the kooolest doods can join. Wanna be bad ass? Join us. Namesake/Legend of KOOOL: Banky Enforcer/leader: IDRM Valet/Hot Momma/Not Banky: Tiffani Malibu Propaghanda/Spin Doctor: The Gheyme Treasurer/Cynical Jaded Angle fan: Anglesault Hummer Driver/Human Shield: Bannable Offense Owner of Eagan's Soul: amthekid Credibility: Dr. Tom Puroresu Pusher/Man at Arms/Angel of Death : Dangerous A Spiritual Advisor: SpiderPoet Fund Raiser/Public Relations: Big Poppa Popick. Court Jester: The Amazing Rando #1 Chevy Chase Fan: Rad Resident Bitter Bitch: The CynicalHateMongerFromHell 00 Section Chief of Staff/Ass kicker: Mr. Zsasz Cinematic Genius/Ball Breaker: godthedog Graphics/Advertising: AndrewisyourHero Executions/Torturing: Death Angel Manifesto of KOOOOL~! Live by these rules team. Forget the TSM momney making plot of domination. Who rules? Thats right. We aren't overated, are we? Fuck no. Forget the fucking content, we bring the entertainment. This is a goddamn message board, isn't it? Who do we have to impress? NOBODY. We are in this shit for ourselves. Is BANKYWOOD entertaining? Fuck yea. Why? Because WE are enjoying it. Oh no, we are getting voted out of the TSM tournament. Who cares. Do we need validation from these uptight asses who are 38 years old and have never kissed a girl? Fuck no. We are of BANKYWOOD Industries. We know WE ALL RULE, and that no one can tell us differently. And don't let this ideology end on the fucking internet. Say some sumbitch comes up to you and gives to you shit. Fuck him. You know your a fucking winner, so who gives a damn what you say. But watch out, some disco lovin' fanboy dissed you on the internet, better re-evaluate your life. I don't think so. Are you an overated hack? Hell no, if you was you wouldn't be here. Is BANKYWOOD? Not at all. he is the template of free speech and coming to this fucking message board to have fun. But I don't bring the content! Blah blah blah blah, who needs content when YOU know YOU rule?! Exactly. But god forbit, you've been banned from another message board, you must be a fucking waste!! Not at all. it shows your sassiness and charisma was too harsh for the other assholes in charge to handle. Fuck them. But after reading this masterpiece of a manifesto, one might deduce that Banky has too much time on their hands....funny, Banky is just burning the mdnight oil and speaking from his fucking heart. Its amazing what alcohol does to ones soul. Practice it, live it, drink it, and fuck it. OMG~!~!~~!~ IMMATURE~!~!~! Fucking internet slogans, you can't program us, we are BANKYWOOD~!~! Hate on us as you please, we don't care. We are individuals not some soul-less creature that is programmed by the fat cats up in Washington. We aren't programmed by Dames Garfield and his lame-o rules. Ban me, pin me. Join the Job Squad you worthless sons of whores. Who are you to tell me how to act after working 40 goddamn hours a week. Come to think of it, I need a job, but thats ok, I;m still a fucking winner. Are you? If you're internet persona conscious than you are. What are you conforming to? Internet ettiquette from some sorry piece of donkey ass who has had the shit kicked out of him for the past 18 years of his life? If you'vre read all this shit, than you are my bread and butter. my core fucking audience. If you skipped over it? You're a borning bitch who has no concept of fun. Have you ever had anothe rbeing touch your penis and/or vagina? Try it. it could be fun. I'm so overated, I wonder how my family feels? But everyone on the internet hates me, god forbid. Who am I kidding? I'm such a waste of time. I'm tired but I won't go to sleep my madness is working overtime. Don't you think? Fuck that, no one's reading, are they? They should, maybe they'll loosen the stick from their asses...perhap[s? I didn't think so. We should reallf ind a theme song, whacha think? I''m thinkin' Vacation Road by Lindsey Buckingham...fuck does that song rule. And its a Chevy Chase movie. Whooooaaa, it blows my mind. My girlfriend is named Lindsay...except on the internet its Tiffani. Man, am I stroking my own ego? Why must I brag on a continoual basis? Maybe I should check my own grammer this really reflects bad upon myself, wouldn't you say? Are you still there? Hellllllllloooooo!!!!!?>???!!!! Bow down to the BANKYWOOD Industries, we transcend cyber world. We teach you everyday skills to get through your worthless little lives...well, its not worthless if you do as you please and don't conform to stoopid guidelines. Are you a true individual? Are you? Huh? Yea. grow some balls.....hippie. After this, it'll take someone extremely cool to join. So be creative folks...very creative. Must.Impress.Banky. Check out the grafiks by AndrewisyourHero. Motherfucker IS your hero. Edited June 5, 2003 by BANKYWOOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 *prepares vehicle and camera so IDRM and Banky can run opposers off the road* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted May 30, 2003 ::stands off to the side of the road bitching about his ex-girlfriend with other J*WING members while IDRM cruises on by:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 30, 2003 ::stands off to the side of the road bitching about his ex-girlfriend with other J*WING members while IDRM cruises on by:: When you guys grow some balls, I could see a merger between the two organizations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted May 30, 2003 I'll bring the bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Remember Banky, I'm not just a pretty face. I can also be the voice of reason in those rare instances you're willing to listen. -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 30, 2003 you should beat AM the kid into submission as a coffee bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 30, 2003 I want to be the Treasurer/Cynical Jaded Angle fan! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 I don't know if I'm allowed to accept applications, otherwise I'd say you could be in. Agent, I would love to have AM The Kid be the coffee boy, but he did apologize to me so I won't torture him over it. -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 30, 2003 i'd join by I'm going to hold on to my meaningless grudge against game for awhile longer 'cause net feuds are cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 (edited) My tooth-decaying soul is in your power if you wish to take it. I'd like to handle all executions and torturings and lists of death warrants, or whatever. Edited May 30, 2003 by Death Angel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bannable Offense Report post Posted May 30, 2003 I call Driver of the Hummer for All Intensive Purposes and/or Human Shield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 If Banky makes you the driver, then I'll have to take full advantage and have you chauffeur me around. -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 30, 2003 The roster has been updated, welcome to BANKYWOOD Industries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 So am I allowed to vote people in too, or are you playing dominant male again? -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Meh, its no J*WING now, is it? Do you have a manifesto? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 30, 2003 So am I allowed to vote people in too, or are you playing dominant male again? -Tiff I trust you, girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted May 30, 2003 The Bankster has manifestos coming out his ass. I swear, the guy has too many manifestos, if anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Meh, its no J*WING now, is it? Do you have a manifesto? Ehhh, maybe when I come home pissed tonight and I'll nonsensically type one up....maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 30, 2003 You know you want me Banky...But you can't have me... <-Hottest free agent on the market! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Glad to see you trust me. Are there any particular requirements? You know the people here a lot more than I do. -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 30, 2003 You know you want me Banky...But you can't have me... <-Hottest free agent on the market! I know you want to, so you're in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 30, 2003 ::Collects Club dues:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cover of Darkness Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Seeing as I'm the spy for J*WING, I'll join this organization to gather data about it. My role: Womanizing, Super-Lethal, Gadget-Laden... Importer/Exporter. Yeah, they'll never sniff that out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bannable Offense Report post Posted May 30, 2003 ::Runs over a Geo Metro:: Who needs a lift? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffani Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Internet espionage? Suddenly the James Bond theme came to my mind. -Tiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted May 30, 2003 The punishment for spying is anal violation. Tread lightly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 30, 2003 ::Runs over a Geo Metro:: Who needs a lift? Take me to the bank. I have to deposit the funds into the BWI account (Banky's personal savings account) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cover of Darkness Report post Posted May 30, 2003 ::Runs over a Geo Metro:: Who needs a lift? I'll take my car, thank you. *Tiffani gets me my Aston Martin DB5 (She is the valet after all)* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cover of Darkness Report post Posted May 30, 2003 The punishment for spying is anal violation. Tread lightly. Do you expect me to talk, IDRM? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
