The one and only Velocidential thread

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Trish looks good.

 

Terri looks old.

 

Lita looks like she made BBQ dinners by her trailer

[Guest Nevermortal]

Lita - "He just wasn't feeling it."

[Guest INXS]

Weird they are playing this promo of Angle...it comes off more as a heel then face.

Of course, that is what their going for. Cocky/arrogant heel who the fans won't trust and will turn on. I bet with the crappy writing angle returns, fights with Team Angle and then by the end of the night they all jump Lesnar. Too predictable.

 

Lita looks like Angus Young and Linda McMahon had a child.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"You can tell by the way that I look that I like to eat"

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Extended version of the Ross Report?

 

Page 87:

 

I hear that Kanyon might be coming back after some time in OVW.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Trish looks good.

 

Terri looks old.

 

Lita looks like she made BBQ dinners by her trailer

Agreed.

 

Geez, Terri's implants look totally hideous.

[Guest Choken One]

I am not watching Confid...What Promo did they show?

[Guest Nevermortal]

YES! HOLLYWOOD BACKLOT BRAWL!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

The Metaphor is about to change!

[Guest HartFan86]

Who the fuck is that promo for? I'm totally lost.

[Guest INXS]

Piper/Goldust is underrated

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Who the fuck is that promo for? I'm totally lost.

The Higher Power!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Now...who picks the HBLB?

 

I'd laugh if it was either Piper or Goldust that picked it...

[Guest Nevermortal]

Piper/Goldust is underrated

I agree.

 

Aside from the goofy end, the match was a great brawl with some stiff as fuck shots.

[Guest Choken One]

What? It lasted like 24 seconds before Goldy ran off and they did the OJ joke and had that funny alibet stupid in ring segment..

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

ZZ TOP!

 

The Beer Drinkers and Ass Kickers tour.

 

June 1st in Kansas City.

 

With the following tidbits:

 

"100% whoop ass"

and "Stone Cold Crazy" flashed on the screen.

 

*COUGH*ripoff*COUGH*

[Guest HartFan86]

Terri...intresting.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ha, Terri picks it. OH THE IRONY~!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Gold car..

 

Pimpin!

[Guest Nevermortal]

The Gold Caddy! MARKAGE!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aaah, McMahon as an announcer...

 

Those were the fun days, IMO.

 

...heheh...I kinda miss the old Goldust outfit for some reason

[Guest INXS]

What? It lasted like 24 seconds before Goldy ran off and they did the OJ joke and had that funny alibet stupid in ring segment..

HEY!!!!! That Piper/Goldy kiss is what made Jeff Hardy want to become a wrestler! Show some respect!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Another thing I love about this match, Piper completely no sells everything. Its tremendous.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Aaah, McMahon as an announcer...

Maybe Vince can 'lose his memory' and go back to being a face announcer, who doesn't remember the last 6 years of WWE

[Guest Choken One]

I'd go for that...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Slam onto the car!~

[Guest Nevermortal]

Aaah, McMahon as an announcer...

Maybe Vince can 'lose his memory' and go back to being a face announcer, who doesn't remember the last 6 years of WWE

That'd be awesome.

[Guest Choken One]

This is better then I ever remembe r it being

[Guest INXS]

Piper is moaning a little too much during this match.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I'd go for that...

Vince: "THAT'S ERIC BISCHOFF! What's he doing in the WWE?? I thought he was running WCW!"

 

JR: "Vince.. you hired him as RAW GM"

 

Vince: "What? I'm just an announcer!"