The one and only Velocidential thread

[Guest Nevermortal]

I hear a Petting-voice!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aaah, McMahon as an announcer...

Maybe Vince can 'lose his memory' and go back to being a face announcer, who doesn't remember the last 6 years of WWE

I dunno...wasn't it Mick Foley that said that Amnesia angles never worked.

 

...GAAAH! Todd Pettingil's voice on WWE TV...

 

*Shudder*

[Guest Choken One]

VINCE: Speaking of which...As ANGLE almost gets the pin on Jeri...Benoit...He reminds me of a young Bret the HITMAN Hart...Speaking of which where has the hitman been lately?

 

Lawer: Umm...Vince...I hate to say it but

 

*JR kicks leg*

 

VINCE: WHATTAMANUVER by Angle!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ha, Pat Patterson always has a tendency to get into shots where he's not supposed to be.

 

HA! NASH IS WALKING!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

VINCE: Speaking of which...As ANGLE almost gets the pin on Jeri...Benoit...He reminds me of a young Bret the HITMAN Hart...Speaking of which where has the hitman been lately?

 

Lawer: Umm...Vince...I hate to say it but

 

*JR kicks leg*

 

VINCE: WHATTAMANUVER by Angle!

Vince: "You mean to tell me that Yokozuna died?"

[Guest INXS]

Aw, back when when all of would still admit to wanting to bang Terri.

 

<~ Still would

[Guest Kingpk]

*Diesel walks by*

 

Vince: "And Big Daddy Cool Diesel!!"

 

God Vince sucked.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Wow, they really mic'd that ring up.

[Guest HartFan86]

I was going to say INXS...I'd easily bang Terri.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"Can we get a Referee?"

 

"There's no such thing"

 

Referees never existed!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

All the WCW/NWA they own, and they decide to show this.

 

::sigh::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I miss Marlena...

 

Terri I couldn't care less about...Marlena I wouldn't mind though.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Maybe Bradshaw picked this...

[Guest Choken One]

And people think wrestling is GAY now? Look at it back then...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

HEH! Piper taking after Hogan and Taker...no selling things...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

will they show Goldust v. Ahmed Johnson next week?

[Guest Kingpk]

TESTES CLAW~!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...Testicular Claw...

 

Was better when Dreamer did it in ECW with Pliars!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ewwww.....

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Thong!

[Guest INXS]

This was the beginning of Vince stealing ECW's hardcore/spot matches and making them mainstream.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Shame they'll never show Warrior/HHH again.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Aw hell, they even blurred a sign with WWF on it out.

 

Jesus christ.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

....phehehehehhe...they blurred a WWF fan sign in the crowd!

 

THat's just REALLY silly right there....

[Guest INXS]

Hey, those animal fuckers try to sue for anything and everything in the good name of animal rights. Can't blame them for blurring the logo.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

who's Kimo fighting?

 

I got a UFC ad here.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

from checking the MMA board..

 

my suspicions are confirmed.

 

Kimo v. Tank Abbott!!!!!

 

Badass!

[Guest AndrewTS]

7 years later, Piper is still hanging around, and Goldust has an even WORSE gimmick.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"There was obviously some urination going on up in here."

[Guest papacita]

Cena is funny as shit.