My ineptness is your gain!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Due to my preparations for a spot show last saturday, I totally forgot to send in a promo I wrote. So, instead of hounding King to edit it into the show, here it be.

 

This was meant to go right before the No Gravity match (which I'm still reading as of this writing)

 

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We're back as we fade into graphics from last Wednesday's Lockdown as Tod deKindes handily defeated Taylor Nicholas Thompson with his new finisher, the DVX, onto a steel chair.

 

Stevens: Folks, if you were with us last Wednesday, you saw TNT suffer what appears to be a concussion at the hands of Tod deKindes when he drove his head into a chair, Bobby!

 

Riley: Remember this move, Stevens! Dominance and success can now be spelled with three letters: D - V - X! Might I mention it was a VICTORIOUS return for my boy Tod deKindes.

 

Stevens: Which leads us to tonight's No Gravity match, a challenge seemingly thrown out by Tod, where the Wild Child was quick to accept. Ben Hardy is backstage with Tod deKindes.

 

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Ben: Tod deKindes, you've defeated TNT last Wednesday, something which at first you could never have claimed.

 

Tod: That's right, Bob, I got the 1-2-3 on T-N-T, but I gotta admit … yeah, I had a little help from my little friend Mr. Steel Chair. So to answer your question, NO I am NOT satisfied with that outcome! That man had FORCED me to resort to using a chair against him!

 

Ben: Nevertheless, you've thrown out this open challenge to a No Gravity match, which was accepted by Wild Child.

 

Tod: Riiiight. So Wild Child wants to play, huh? Let me remind you who INTRODUCED the concept of the No Gravity match to the Junior Leagues! Let me tell you who is UNDEFEATED in No Gravity matches in Germany! That's right, that be ME!!

 

Ben: How many No Gravity matches DID you have, anyways?

 

Tod: Just two, but my POINT IS … Mild Chili is gonna understand why they call me the finest all-around wrestler that this company has ever seen! He is SO gonna be added to the list of my triumphant victories! Wild Child … pfft! I'm no child, and I'm pretty mild-mannered, so this in my opinion will TOTALLY be a no-contest, THANK YOU … very much.

 

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[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Genius!