Tommy fiero

[Guest swan]

First this guy thinks he can get the job as a booker/writer for the WWF, now he's a freakin' screen writer. What a fuck.

[Guest Downhome]

I just saw it, and I must congratulate him on one thing...

 

...for writing the biggest pile of horsesh*t of all time. Way to go Tommy, you have finally removed all doubt from my mind if you are a complete moron or not.

[Guest]

Can I get a link? Or better yet can someone post it?

[Guest MoneyIvezaj]

I didnt read this but, y dont people just call it 1wrestling not 1popup or 1bob. It sounds stupid.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Here you are...weird at best...

 

"Mr. McMahon was found dead in his office. He was still alive when leaving his home to come to the office earlier that morning. Police arrived at the offices and began questioning the lady at the front desk. They asked her everyone that came through the front door since the building opened. She said while she stepped away from the front desk for about twenty minutes, she did see Stone Cold, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, Justin Credible, Billy Kidman, Tommy Dreamer, Hugh Morrus, DDP and Raven enter the building.

 

Police first contacted Hugh Morrus for questioning. Morrus says he was at the gym at the reported time of the killing. Police question how Morrus could say he was at the gym at the time without letting him know the time of the death. Police asks Morrus if he has any bitterness toward Mr. McMahon, and he says he does. Morrus says he busted his ass in the business for many years to make it to the WWF. He says he was starting to get over in WCW doing the Misfits In Action gimmick and thought he would become a big star in the WWF. He says when the Alliance angle was dropped, he was dropped with it.

 

Police call Justin Credible into the office next. They ask him if he has any bad feelings toward Vince and he says he does. He says early in his career Vince made him wear a jockstrap on his head. He says he left WWF when he was still a kid and became a big star in ECW. He says Vince promised him that him and X-Pac would become big stars doing the X-Factor gimmick, but stuck Albert into the gimmick, which killed it. He says he's been doing house shows and going down to the HWA since the Alliance angle was killed and has been waiting to return to TV. He says he's angry as hell he's being fired.

 

Police call Billy Kidman into the office next. They ask Kidman his feelings toward Vince. Kidman says he thinks he's getting fired because it still bothers Hulk Hogan that he had to put him over in WCW. He says Hogan is always in Vince's ear and he believes this is the reason. He says Vince is pushing Stacy Keibler to the moon but is doing nothing with his girlfriend Torrie Wilson. He says she could be ten times a bigger star than Stacy. He says to top it all off, he got to sit at home while Torrie got to travel with the WWF. He says he doesn't like Vince.

 

Police call Tommy Dreamer into the office next. They ask him his feelings on Vince. He says he loves Vince McMahon and was honored to be a part of the WWF for the time he has been. He says he understands that Vince had to let him and the others go and it's no big deal. He says he will return to the Independents and work shots on the weekends for various different promoters. Dreamer says he can't say enough good things about Vince and the entire McMahon family. He says the pleasure was all his.

 

Police call Raven into the room next. Raven says he is furious that he's being fired from the WWF.  He says he got himself into the best shape of his life, along with cleaning his personal life up. He says WWF never gave him a chance back in the day when he was Johnny Polo and couldn't wait to return to the federation as Raven. He said he made a big name for himself in ECW and WCW, and couldn't wait to showcase his talents in the WWF. He says he never got the chance to shine. He says he's very angry.

 

Police call DDP into the office next. DDP stays in total character. He comes into the room with 8 by 10 autograph pictures of himself for all the police. He says he loves Vince McMahon and is very sad that he is no longer with us. Police question him about how he feels about taking a $250,000 pay cut. DDP says, "That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing." He says now he can really appreciate the value of a dollar instead of having millions. He says Vince has opened his eyes to the value of a dollar.

 

Police arrange for Stone Cold, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Stephanie McMahon, and Rock to come down to the station first thing in the morning for questioning.

 

Who killed Mr. McMahon?

 

Stay tuned................."

 

Credit:1wrestling.com

[Guest papacita]

Hmmmm...I'm not sure what exactly that was supposed to be...but I'm sure we can all find a way to blame Hogan for it.

[Guest]

That was simply painful. How did this kid get a job there? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.

[Guest]

As appealing as the prospect of McMahon's death probably is to a lot of people, the attempt to dramatize it hasn't gone over too well...

[Guest Risk]

I think I dislike Tommy F. more than I dislike Steph's Dusty booking.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I never read any of that guys crap, unbelievable.

[Guest swan]

I didnt read this but, y dont people just call it 1wrestling not 1popup or 1bob. It sounds stupid.

Using a letter instead of a word is stupid 2.

[Guest Kinetic]

Mr. McMahon was found dead in his office. He was still alive when leaving his home to come to the office earlier that morning

You think so?  Because, as a general rule, corpses can't drive.  I didn't make it any further than that.  It looks like tripe, though.

[Guest Human Fly]

Maybe Tommy Fiero and The Mighty Igor are the same person.

[Guest dreamer420]

Crap like that is just painful to read because someone out there thinks that it is entertainment.

 

Gee, do you think Tommy Fiero is still a virgin?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Man...that was the worst thing I have ever read.  How the heck could anyone think that is a good idea?

[Guest TheDames7]

Sadly...I used to read his stuff.  His stuff was never this bad until maybe a few months ago, when he was trying to re-book the InVasion.  

 

He hit rock bottom to me when he started his own fantasy federation and he wrote about it once a week.  He then posted this one "show" and got so much flack for it, that he decided to disregard that show completely and keep going from where he left off.  I emailed him saying that if he was any good, he wouldn't give up, he'd book himself out of the situation he put himself in....He never wrote me back

 

He eventually gave up when all he got was negative feedback.  Most of his columns now are just pitiful.  I have no idea how this guy got his own column, let alone ran his own promotion.

 

Dames

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

What the hell was that? it was the kind of thing I would come up with when I was 12 and think was funny (ten years ago) .

 

Jesus, who employs this guy? His wrestlemania Vince vs Edge thing was bad enough, this is just the pits.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Maybe instead of drug-testing the wrestlers, we should test those who write crap like this about wrestling.

 

And just like life, we should pin this problem on Steph and move on.

[Guest Vyce]

The greatest crime against humanity that Bob has ever committed was giving that poor dumb bastard a column and thus fueling his ego.

 

Shame on you, Bob, you know it's not nice to fool the retarded into thinking they're internet editorialists.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that was fucking horrible. my 12 year brother can write better storys than that.

[Guest]

I used to be a big fan of Tommy's back in the day, but he had his "personal problems" and ever since then went way downhill with the quality of stuff he's writing.  He's a pretty streaky writer, one week he'll have about 5 really good ideas that you wish the WWF would pay attention to and then the next week he'll rattle off some of the stupidest things you're ever heard of.  

 

1Bob has done a lot worse then give Tommy Fiero his own column, hell third rate "reporter" BJ Bethel has a little column there once in awhile

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

what were his personal problems. did he fall on his head?