With All This Mcmahon/HHH Bashing

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

::breaks down crying::

 

I envy Vince Mcmahon and HHH. I want to be them.

 

1) Vince is almost 60 and looks 45.

2) He can fuck the finest, big titted ring rats around the country whenever he wants - and STILL have his wife run the company for him (and consequently, make him millions).

3) He is physically superior to most of his wrestlers. One can only assume being in a carny environment his entire life that he can shoot pretty well too. Bitch, moan, stomp your foot like a bitch, huff and puff, and call him names all you want - but Vince simply does not have to answer you. He can simply make you scream. Scream for you life smark. And then kill you, if he so chose because...

4) He is above the law. No felony charge sticks to VKM, even rape. I remember reading that on Angrygerman.com (run by Vince Russo apologist Xavier Von Erck). Do you know how many human lives Vince Mcmahon has ruined without consequence?

5) He has balls of steal. Who had the vision to become the country's only wrestling promoter waaaaaaaaaaay back in 1981? VKM. He made his personal Utopia a reality through willpower and a bit of luck. He's not afraid of anything, or anyone. Not even the federal government. Vince shot his veins up, lied under oath and laughed at Uncle Sam. Vince doesn't even fear God as he violates the sanctity of his marriage and admits to it in a national magazine. The XFL only proved that Vince can piss away millions and still hold his head high.

6) He may not be a genius, but he's definitely gifted. Most likely he sees how silly his ideas are (the ones we mock him for) and simply says "Huh, pass the brandy and scotch." I think deep down the idiotic ideas we see on TV are there simply because he knows his viewers are idiots, and that is what they want to watch. Vince is very smart, you cannot attribute a billion dollar man's empire to luck.

 

I want to be VKM. I want his body, his hair, his life. I want to hire belligerent ex-employees and destroy their lives. I want to hire my chief rival and have a samoan shove his asshole in his face on PPV. I want VKM's life. Fuck being like Mike, I WANT TO BE LIKE VINCE.

 

(too lazy to write a disturbing tribute to HHH...maybe later)

 

I LOVE YOU VINCE, I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!

[Guest nikowwf]

He's old....and i'm not so sure on him screwing the ring rats...you are the first person I've heard say that. He's also an asshole...i wouldnt want to be a near 60 year old asshole.

 

niko

[Murmuring Beast 0]

...I'm not too sure about that hair of his.

 

Shane is going bald and Steph, well, you can see the glue holding it on...

[Guest wrestlingbs]

1) Vince is almost 60 and looks 45.

4) He is above the law.

5) He has balls of steal.

Trust me, Vince does not look forty. He doesn't even look 50. And he's far from above the law, otherwise we would still be calling it the WWF.

 

And as for his balls, he's taken so much steroids and has been manipulated so much I don't think he has them anymore.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Vince doesn't look any age. He's unique as he's 60 with the body of a wrestler, the face of a reptile, the hair of a mannequin and the voice of someone who eats nothing but sand.

[Guest Quik]

You won't want to be Vince when the devil comes out to the middle of the ring and says "Allright Vince, that's about enough. A deal's a deal, now let's go."

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I think I'd rather be Shane.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

You won't want to be Vince when the devil comes out to the middle of the ring and says "Allright Vince, that's about enough. A deal's a deal, now let's go."

That's the only point I failed to touch on.

[Guest jester]

Well, I sure do want Vince's money, and I'd love to be the head of a company where I got to entertain people, so yeah, I'm jealous of that too.

 

But Vince ain't above the law. The last few legal decisions have cost him big.

 

If tomorrow I filed a totally frivulous lawsuit against WWE, their lawyers would laugh at it.

 

But Vince would still have to explain to the board why he keeps getting sued.

[Guest brotheryossinomark]

...I'm not too sure about that hair of his.

 

Shane is going bald and Steph, well, you can see the glue holding it on...

everyone dissess steph but one thing is for sure

 

I would bukkake the shit out of her

[Murmuring Beast 0]

everyone dissess steph but one thing is for sure

 

I would bukkake the shit out of her 

 

Can't argue that.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Bye eyebrow

[Guest D'Lo White]

Damn, I was looking forward to his disturbing tribute to HHH.

[Guest jm29195]

What happened to eyebrow?

[Guest Coffey]

everyone dissess steph but one thing is for sure

 

I would bukkake the shit out of her

Quoted for agreement.

[Guest BifEverchad]

What happened to eyebrow?

Yeeeeeeeeeah?

 

Why was he banned? Was it this thread, or was it leading up to this, and this was the final straw?

[Guest Sakura]

I used to look up to and want to be like Steph, before the implants and Crips.

[Guest crandamaniac]

6) He may not be a genius, but he's definitely gifted. Most likely he sees how silly his ideas are (the ones we mock him for) and simply says "Huh, pass the brandy and scotch." I think deep down the idiotic ideas we see on TV are there simply because he knows his viewers are idiots, and that is what they want to watch. Vince is very smart, you cannot attribute a billion dollar man's empire to luck.

I know this is a little late to dispute this, seeing how he's banned and all, but that's not very sound business there. I don't think any company would want to treat their customers like idiots. According to some of the wrestlers' bios I read, seems to me that Vince just books for himself, just to entertain him. It's the really good writers (Heyman and to a lesser degree Russo) who can come up with some good ideas that jive with McMahon

[Rendclaw 0]

who woke up Sakura?

[Guest Sakura]

Steph used to be really cool, especially for a girl in wrestling.

 

She is rich and powerful!