Guest Kingpk Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Damn double posts, those are always HeartBreakers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Ugh, now we have to clean up the mess... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted June 9, 2003 it would have been better if you would have started singing "I've Had The Time Of My Life" and danced with CC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 9, 2003 it would have been better if you would have started singing "I've Had The Time Of My Life" and danced with CC I thought I got to dance with CC tonight? Oh, and PK, I can't hardly wait to see you recover from the gunshot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 (wipes tear) *Ahem* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dammit, Zack. I was looking forward to trying to weird you out by flirting with Tiff even though I knew it was you. Must you ruin all my fun around here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I thought I got to dance with CC tonight? *plays "Always Thought I'd See You Again" by Tiffany* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I've changed my profile to hide my secret even more. *Evil cackle, watches The Tuxedo* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 OMG! King is actually . . . Jennifer Lopez! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I've changed my profile to hide my secret even more. *Evil cackle, watches The Tuxedo* PK, I'm Telling You, you're standing on Shaky Ground. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted June 9, 2003 *Evil cackle, watches The Tuxedo* That movie was horribly bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted June 9, 2003 OMG! King is actually . . . Jennifer Lopez! he likes tacos and burritos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I can actually keep a boyfriend. Er, I mean....... Damn, where's Neve's phone number? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 9, 2003 You know, had this drama not unfolded, the plan was to end the gimmick by having a "Banky's gonna be a daddy" thread and have "Tiffani" be his pregnant girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted June 9, 2003 You know, had this drama not unfolded, the plan was to end the gimmick by having a "Banky's gonna be a daddy" thread and have "Tiffani" be his pregnant girlfriend. even though this never happened... I say: COMEDY GOLD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 *Evil cackle, watches The Tuxedo* That movie was horribly bad. Indeed. Thankfully Jackie Chan and someone's tits were worth my dollar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I agree, that director didn't know what the hell he was doing half the time. Once, he was like "Love, we need you on the set to rehearse a stunt sequence", but we had already done the exact same one about 20,000 times the previous day. I asked what was wrong with it and he got all pissy, saying "I just didn't like how it went, alright?" Damn, that guy was a dick. Er.....how about Zack pulling the wool over everyone's eyes? Pretty clever, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted June 9, 2003 You know, had this drama not unfolded, the plan was to end the gimmick by having a "Banky's gonna be a daddy" thread and have "Tiffani" be his pregnant girlfriend. It could/would have been sweet. Thanks for ruining my fun, ZACK!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I agree, that director didn't know what the hell he was doing half the time. Once, he was like "Love, we need you on the set to rehearse a stunt sequence", but we had already done the exact same one about 20,000 times the previous day. I asked what was wrong with it and he got all pissy, saying "I just didn't like how it went, alright?" Damn, that guy was a dick. Er.....how about Zack pulling the wool over everyone's eyes? Pretty clever, eh? Yes, let's try to stay on topic here, people. Fun fact:Banky's original guess as to who Tiffani was... The Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted June 9, 2003 So in some sick way that picture of Tiff I jerked off to, was really me jerking off too Malibu Zack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 9, 2003 You know, had this drama not unfolded, the plan was to end the gimmick by having a "Banky's gonna be a daddy" thread and have "Tiffani" be his pregnant girlfriend. It could/would have been sweet. Thanks for ruining my fun, ZACK!~ Hey, *I* didn't ruin the fun. Blame guys like Johnson, Eagan, etc. Think about it...all the bitching would have continued, and if anything, it also wasn't fair to you either, despite you loving to get a rise out of everyone, to have to deal with crap caused by me. See, I'm too nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 9, 2003 So in some sick way that picture of Tiff I jerked off to, was really me jerking off too Malibu Zack! She's very real, Vern. I've got plenty more pics of her too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted June 9, 2003 So in some sick way that picture of Tiff I jerked off to, was really me jerking off too Malibu Zack! She's very real, Vern. I've got plenty more pics of her too. I know. I'm listening to Jerry Reed and felt like posting something stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted June 9, 2003 (edited) Edit: Ah fuck, what I wrote was not funny at all, so screw it. Edited June 9, 2003 by ShooterJay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted June 9, 2003 evenflowDDT = The Superstar = Zack Malibu = ZACK ATTACK~! = Tiffani Malibu Oh yea, I guess you can throw Charlie "The Grappler" Matthews, The Golem, and Punk Princess in there too. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): ...and don't forget HotNewzWIRE~! Hey man, leave that alone. Charlie's a winner~! And who the fuck is Hot NewzWIRE~! ? Whoever it is truly is a genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Damn, I g to bed, and Tiffs true identity is revealed. Booooooo! Tiff was the greatest gimmick. You should have kept it a secret and walked into the sunset. Also, Dames explicitly said it wasn't Zack. So much for being a man of morals! I'm so disillusioned...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Ugh, now we have to clean up the mess... I love it when you talk dirty Yuna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted June 9, 2003 evenflowDDT = The Superstar = Zack Malibu = ZACK ATTACK~! = Tiffani Malibu Oh yea, I guess you can throw Charlie "The Grappler" Matthews, The Golem, and Punk Princess in there too. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): ...and don't forget HotNewzWIRE~! Hey man, leave that alone. Charlie's a winner~! And who the fuck is Hot NewzWIRE~! ? Whoever it is truly is a genius. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Undistup...uhhh...You, erm, me (and the bottle makes three tonight!) SILLY~! And of course Charlie's a winner...out of all my screw-up identities, there has to be ONE gem in the lot. OK, two gems in this lot. Maybe even three. OMG GUESS WHICH ONES~ Further proof of my confession: I leave the board to go to sleep, and "The Superstar" posts. Coincidence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghettoman Report post Posted June 9, 2003 This thread fucking blows, you shoulds stick to talking about bad Jackie Chan movies..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted June 9, 2003 This thread fucking blows, you shoulds stick to talking about bad Jackie Chan movies..... Hey man...do you know how difficult it is to make a confession under one personality and bring the funny with your other ones? Well, do ya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghettoman Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
