Guest TheBigCalbowski Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Quad Tearing Match *Tear both your opponent's quads to win *$250,000 bonus if you give the referee a career ending injury HHH vs. Kevin Nash Special Referee: Goldberg Match starts. Lock up. Goldberg looks on. Crowd snores. Nash is on the ground. HHH drops an elbow on Nash's quad. Tear!! HHH tears one of Nash's quads!! Crowd is quiet. 10 minutes later. Crowd is still quiet. Nash puts HHH's leg around his neck. Nash tears one of HHH's quad. Crowd is still quiet. JR and the King go crazy. JR: THE CROWD IS ALIVE!!! YOU JUST CAN'T HEAR THEM CAUSE THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN IS SCREAMING SO LOUD IN PAIN!! 10 minutes later. Crowd is still quiet. Nash wraps HHH's good leg around the ring post. Nash tears HHH's other quad. Crowd starts to come alive because that painful to watch match is over. Goldberg rings the bell. Nash kicks Goldberg in the stomach. JR: LOOKS LIKE NASH IS GOING FOR THAT $250,000 BONUS!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! Nash delivers a jacknife and drops Goldberg on his neck ala Big Show in WCW. Goldberg's not walking. Crowd cheers again. Nash celebrates around the ring. Nash trips over Goldberg and tears his other quad. Crowd gets on their feet to the loudest pop of the night. JR: Much to the crowd's dismay, Kevin Nash has torn his other quad. Now HHH and Nash have torn both their quads and Goldberg's career has ended. Crowd is popping and on their feet. Crowd is singing. --------------------------------------------------- Source: somemadeupwrestlingnewsboard.com Raw drew a dramatic 9.7 rating this past week. --------------------------------------------------- Source: notreallywwedotcombutpretenditiswwe.com We here at the pretend WWE are sad to inform our fans that not only was Goldberg's career ended at the PPV, but also the careers of HHH and Kevin Nash. --------------------------------------------------- Source: somemadeupwrestlingnewsboard.com Raw drew a 20.6 rating this past week.
Guest The Superstar Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Bwahahahahahaha...... excellent work.
Guest Nathan_Avara Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Replace Goldberg with Foley, and that's what the real match will look like.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Replace Goldberg with Foley, and that's what the real match will look like. Except with our luck.... This is a normal match outside of the referee bonus. Foley announces before the match that he will come out of retirement to wrestle after refereeing this match. Nash and HHH tear both of Foley's quads, the match ends in a double pin and they are co-champions.. to win the title youve gotta beat both guys clean in a handicap match.
Guest Ray Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Possibly THE funniest topic ....EVER. Great job on that.
Guest caboose Posted June 10, 2003 Report Posted June 10, 2003 Can you imagine the pain of a dual 'road to recovery' video package?
Adam Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 Good S**t mate, Now all we need is A-Train and Big Show to come out to try and help, only to injure themselves severely. WOO HOO! Post 400!
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