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Guest Redhawk

It's sad, but this is the most interesting storyline on RAW outside of the Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair thing.

 

You've got the always-entertaining, never-talented acting of Test ("I'm gonna make you my WHORRRRRRRRE!"); the witty one-liners of Scott Steiner ("Oh yeah? Well how about I kick your ass!"); and the ditzy Ms. Keibler, whose managing resume (Shawn Stasiak, the Dudleys, Test) makes you wonder why anyone would fight over having her as a manager.

 

And the blowoff match this Sunday will surely be in the "so bad it's funny" range, so that's worth a look. Not worth $35, but worth a look.

 

So what's gonna happen? I think Test wins the match in heelish fashion (perhaps a LOADED BOOT?), wins Stacy, and tries to make her his whorrrrrrre. Except he's not very good at it, so that of course leads to the return of The Godfather, who will show Test what real pimpin' is all about. Then you've got Test vs. Godfather, with all the hos (Godfather's stable and Stacy) on the line.

 

Okay, I'm bored. Sue me.

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Guest kane3212321

It's leading anyone who watches it straight to the depths of wrestling hell.

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Guest Hogan Made Wrestling

Test is going to put Stacey on a collar and drag her around by a leash.

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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho

He'll force her to strip down to her lingerie and get on all fours and bark like a dog, further proving that the wwe writing team has completely lost any semblence of originality.

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Guest Redhawk

Speaking of the infamous "Choppy choppy your pee-pee" storyline, has anyone seen Val Venis since the IC title battle royal?

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Guest Hogan Made Wrestling
Speaking of the infamous "Choppy choppy your pee-pee" storyline, has anyone seen Val Venis since the IC title battle royal?

He's been on RAW a few times. Made lewd comments to Victoria before a match with Stevie Richards I believe.

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Ahh yes, before going over Steven just like any other guy on the RAW roster.

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Guest nl5xsk1
He'll force her to strip down to her lingerie and get on all fours and bark like a dog, further proving that the wwe writing team has completely lost any semblence of originality.

Best. Idea. Of the week. (won't say best idea ever, but certainly the best I've heard this week.)

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Guest Dynamite Kido

Like a lot of angles in the WWE, this one is leading to............nowheresville

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Guest Mattdotcom

Yes, turning on Steiner would make the most sense in WWE. Because all women want to be whores. And date steroid-abusers or men that look like rabbits.

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Guest Trivia247

gotta admit the only thing Test said in his whole career is im gonna make you my Whore!

 

from 99 to now geez thats a long time to bloom their Test

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Guest Polish_Rifle

It’s leading to Test leading his own harem of whores. Think of the possibilities.

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Guest Youth N Asia

It's going to lead to an awful match or two, and zero pop for anyone not named Stacy

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

For some reason, Im reminded of Brian Pillman/Marlena/Goldust..

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For some reason, Im reminded of Brian Pillman/Marlena/Goldust..

Don't be.

 

Pillman's workrate won't be in this match.

 

Hell, for that matter, GOLDUST's workrate won't be in this match.

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Guest Raven_Effect01
Pillman's workrate won't be in this match.

I thought Pillman's workrate deteriorated after he got injured in WCW.

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Pillman's workrate won't be in this match.

I thought Pillman's workrate deteriorated after he got injured in WCW.

At the time, it was STILL more than Steiner and Test have COMBINED.

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Guest D'Lo White

It may lead to this............

 

Test will hit Stacy in the match. Stacy will then hold her stomach and scream in pain with her great acting. It will be discovered that she is pregnant. Test and Steiner feud over who is the father. Stacy then gives birth to photos of Shawn Stastiak.

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Guest CanadianChick
Yes, turning on Steiner would make the most sense in WWE. Because all women want to be whores. And date steroid-abusers or men that look like rabbits.

Be nice! Test doesn't look like a rabbit!

 

 

 

 

 

 

He looks like a horse.

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Guest Anglesault
For some reason, Im reminded of Brian Pillman/Marlena/Goldust..

Don't be.

 

Pillman's workrate won't be in this match.

 

Hell, for that matter, GOLDUST's workrate won't be in this match.

Fuck, Terri's workrate won't be in this match.

 

 

And it'll lead to a Test match. Enough said.

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Guest BifEverchad
Be nice! Test doesn't look like a rabbit!

 

 

 

 

 

 

He looks like a horse.

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Its uncanny, actually.

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Guest CanadianChick

What's worse is that with his hair cut, the focus is more on his face than his hair. He's even uglier now than before. Geez, Stacy should *really* get some better taste in guys...

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Guest Lightning Flik
It may lead to this............

 

Test will hit Stacy in the match. Stacy will then hold her stomach and scream in pain with her great acting. It will be discovered that she is pregnant. Test and Steiner feud over who is the father. Stacy then gives birth to photos of Shawn Stastiak.

Oh fucking hell no. Not another LAME PREGNANCY ANGLE~!

 

So obviously the WWE will go for that.

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Guest Polish_Rifle

I see Bad Blood panning out like this:

 

Steiner will distract the referee after 5 minutes of “wrestling,” enabling Stacy to attack Test with a barrage of chops and clubs to the back, culminating in a belly-to-belly suplex that will lead to Steiner being DQ’d and Stacy, as promised, becoming Andrew’s whore.

 

I better call my cable operator to lay down $35 right now!

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

Test is going to use his "you have a contract with me" thing that he brought up to be real abusive to Stacy.

 

What he doesn't know, however, is that Stacy is really the mystery luchadore...

 

...

 

...

 

wait a minute...

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