Guest Redhawk Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 It's sad, but this is the most interesting storyline on RAW outside of the Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair thing. You've got the always-entertaining, never-talented acting of Test ("I'm gonna make you my WHORRRRRRRRE!"); the witty one-liners of Scott Steiner ("Oh yeah? Well how about I kick your ass!"); and the ditzy Ms. Keibler, whose managing resume (Shawn Stasiak, the Dudleys, Test) makes you wonder why anyone would fight over having her as a manager. And the blowoff match this Sunday will surely be in the "so bad it's funny" range, so that's worth a look. Not worth $35, but worth a look. So what's gonna happen? I think Test wins the match in heelish fashion (perhaps a LOADED BOOT?), wins Stacy, and tries to make her his whorrrrrrre. Except he's not very good at it, so that of course leads to the return of The Godfather, who will show Test what real pimpin' is all about. Then you've got Test vs. Godfather, with all the hos (Godfather's stable and Stacy) on the line. Okay, I'm bored. Sue me.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Where is this leading? Nowhere, that's where.
Guest kane3212321 Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 It's leading anyone who watches it straight to the depths of wrestling hell.
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Test is going to put Stacey on a collar and drag her around by a leash.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 He'll force her to strip down to her lingerie and get on all fours and bark like a dog, further proving that the wwe writing team has completely lost any semblence of originality.
Guest Redhawk Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Speaking of the infamous "Choppy choppy your pee-pee" storyline, has anyone seen Val Venis since the IC title battle royal?
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Speaking of the infamous "Choppy choppy your pee-pee" storyline, has anyone seen Val Venis since the IC title battle royal? He's been on RAW a few times. Made lewd comments to Victoria before a match with Stevie Richards I believe.
Adam Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Ahh yes, before going over Steven just like any other guy on the RAW roster.
Guest nl5xsk1 Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 He'll force her to strip down to her lingerie and get on all fours and bark like a dog, further proving that the wwe writing team has completely lost any semblence of originality. Best. Idea. Of the week. (won't say best idea ever, but certainly the best I've heard this week.)
Guest Kid Kablam Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Isn't it obvious? HLA. Hot Loverboyz action.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Like a lot of angles in the WWE, this one is leading to............nowheresville
Guest "LukeWarm" Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 It will probably lead to stacy turning on steiner.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Yes, turning on Steiner would make the most sense in WWE. Because all women want to be whores. And date steroid-abusers or men that look like rabbits.
Guest Trivia247 Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 gotta admit the only thing Test said in his whole career is im gonna make you my Whore! from 99 to now geez thats a long time to bloom their Test
Guest Polish_Rifle Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 It’s leading to Test leading his own harem of whores. Think of the possibilities.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 It's going to lead to an awful match or two, and zero pop for anyone not named Stacy
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 For some reason, Im reminded of Brian Pillman/Marlena/Goldust..
ChrisMWaters Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 For some reason, Im reminded of Brian Pillman/Marlena/Goldust.. Don't be. Pillman's workrate won't be in this match. Hell, for that matter, GOLDUST's workrate won't be in this match.
Guest Raven_Effect01 Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Pillman's workrate won't be in this match. I thought Pillman's workrate deteriorated after he got injured in WCW.
ChrisMWaters Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Pillman's workrate won't be in this match. I thought Pillman's workrate deteriorated after he got injured in WCW. At the time, it was STILL more than Steiner and Test have COMBINED.
Guest D'Lo White Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 It may lead to this............ Test will hit Stacy in the match. Stacy will then hold her stomach and scream in pain with her great acting. It will be discovered that she is pregnant. Test and Steiner feud over who is the father. Stacy then gives birth to photos of Shawn Stastiak.
Guest CanadianChick Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Yes, turning on Steiner would make the most sense in WWE. Because all women want to be whores. And date steroid-abusers or men that look like rabbits. Be nice! Test doesn't look like a rabbit! He looks like a horse.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 For some reason, Im reminded of Brian Pillman/Marlena/Goldust.. Don't be. Pillman's workrate won't be in this match. Hell, for that matter, GOLDUST's workrate won't be in this match. Fuck, Terri's workrate won't be in this match. And it'll lead to a Test match. Enough said.
SteakGrowsOnUecker Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Actually Val Venis' career is flourishing on Heat with victories over talents such as Rosey. The crowd loves it when he does the victory pose with his towel!
Guest BifEverchad Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Be nice! Test doesn't look like a rabbit! He looks like a horse. Its uncanny, actually.
Guest CanadianChick Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 What's worse is that with his hair cut, the focus is more on his face than his hair. He's even uglier now than before. Geez, Stacy should *really* get some better taste in guys...
Guest Lightning Flik Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 It may lead to this............ Test will hit Stacy in the match. Stacy will then hold her stomach and scream in pain with her great acting. It will be discovered that she is pregnant. Test and Steiner feud over who is the father. Stacy then gives birth to photos of Shawn Stastiak. Oh fucking hell no. Not another LAME PREGNANCY ANGLE~! So obviously the WWE will go for that.
Guest Polish_Rifle Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 I see Bad Blood panning out like this: Steiner will distract the referee after 5 minutes of “wrestling,” enabling Stacy to attack Test with a barrage of chops and clubs to the back, culminating in a belly-to-belly suplex that will lead to Steiner being DQ’d and Stacy, as promised, becoming Andrew’s whore. I better call my cable operator to lay down $35 right now!
Guest Banky Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Steiner is better than Test. A lot better.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Test is going to use his "you have a contract with me" thing that he brought up to be real abusive to Stacy. What he doesn't know, however, is that Stacy is really the mystery luchadore... ... ... wait a minute...
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