The One and Only Smackdown Thread (June 12, 2003)

[Guest AndrewTS]

Let me just say Torrie was looking unbelivabely hot tonight.

 

In her true form she looks like a anorexic rotting corpse with fiery red eyes that yells "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!~"

I thought that was Triple-H's true form...

No, his true form looks like Downhome's pic.

[Guest HartFan86]

And boy would I hit Sable.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Geez did Tazz totally forget he was pissed at Sable?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Geez did Tazz totally forget he was pissed at Sable?

I think they killed that storyline like they did Beaver Cleevege.

[Guest AndrewTS]

And boy would I hit Sable.

I'd need time to choose my weapon.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Adidas Samoas ...pretty cool shoes

[Guest HartFan86]

Good LORD, Vince.

 

I hope I look like that when I'm 60.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

McMahon should sign Zack Gowen and trade him to RAW just to spite him and Hogan

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

Damnit Steph, only La Parka is the real chairman!

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Dude, tell me that Vince does not have Steiner.

[Guest Sakura]

What is up with Steph's wardrobe? It's like business attire....but not.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Good LORD, Vince.

 

I hope I look like that when I'm 60.

Just take some steroids like he did.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damnit Steph, only La Parka is the real chairman!

Amen to that.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

Is it just me or does Vince's head just not go with his body?

 

And again, if WWE was smart, they'd have Zach relucntly turn on Hogan, to get his contract. It'd add layers...you know..like an onion.

[Guest HartFan86]

I don't think it's all with steroids for Vince. From what I've read, he spends hours upon hours in his gym.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Did Sable have to stop and laugh while she was whispering in Vince's ear??

[Mrnoitaull 0]

"billion dollar biceps"

 

he's right, they are

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

Vince:"Your saying Mr. America sucks?"

 

Hogan:"Brother, I'm american.... I blow!"

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Vince's gerbil humping the table lol

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

VINCE WINS!

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

So Zach saw his first pair of silcone tits...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

if Zack saw some tits, he'd have to stroke his second leg.

 

[Guest HartFan86]

That was a pretty decent arm wrestling contest...if they can be pretty decent.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

SPoilers said it was a legit flash

[ChrisMWaters 0]

HIT HIM WITH THE CANE ZACK!

[Guest HartFan86]

How did Vince get cut open?

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

Vince's overacting rule

[ChrisMWaters 0]

"I Need Athletes, not some freak!"

 

...so how do you explain Steiner, HHH, Nathan Jones...

[Guest HartFan86]

I have to make the joke.

 

 

HE KICKED HIS LEG OUT OF HIS LEG.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

"u gonna cry,Zach?"

 

Vince rules !