Battleground ii predictions

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth © vs. The Prophet & Savior

- Well, Dan, errr, I mean Spider is going to do his thing, thus, the clan wins...  Lets see who's going to be the Savior, I have a feeling is going to be the mother fuckin Savior...  What?  Fuck you then.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os vs. Lady Red

- Lets see, a "Da Pound" Jobber, a Lesbo, and a herb?  Tough choice...  I would say a No contest, and the title gets stored away for being put to shame...  What, Fuck you too..

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Mistress Sarah © vs. Longdogger Pete

- Sarah wins if she gets naked and Pete just shoots himself in disgust.  Pete wins if he takes out his wee-wee and causes Sarah to laugh herself to death.  Tough choice...  You know what, fuck you three times.

 

2 FALL MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Fallout

- To be honest, this is going to be the best match of the night...  These two are great writers and I can't say anything bad about any of them...  Although, I'm going to give the edge on Fallout...  I think he's a bit piss that ELM broke that streak and it's lurking for revenge.  Besides, I'm a Fallout mark.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

- I'm going with anybody that's going against the pound...  But, Sacred is just toooo funning with that "EEEVVVIIIILLL" bid.  Sacred in a close, close, tight, tight, tighter than a virgin's pussy..  Tight.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Hville Thugg © vs. Xstasy vs. Mark Stevens

- They're all capable of winning, but, I think the one that deserve the bigger spark is Mark...  He's been doing in from day in to day out...  But, I have to give the nod to Thugg...  Fuckin bastard.

 

B "I dont give a fuck who wins, this shit aint perfect without me." O

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Hey Bo, I fucked your sister.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

{Giving a round of appluase to JD for such a creative comeback}

 

No fuckin wonder you are where you are and it almost took you, how long?  over a year I think for you to be finally pushed up to the WF...  I would say I fucked you sister, but she's old and with her wrinkle pussy, I can't be her lover...

 

JD, stop talking shit, just because you'd drank a few alcoholic beverages, you think you got hair in your balls?  Punk bitch, you dont even know how to wipe your ass yet.  You're a virgin, havent gone through puberty, you're ass is a wimp...  No facial hair, 5 foot tall, you're ass is a gimp.

You're own girl say you stupid, and you be like "That's me" and you said "I rather fuck Monkeys, no, I rather fuck Annie."

 

You're a youngin boy, you're a featherwieght...  10 years of jerkin off and you still cant ejaculate...

 

I'm tired of this...  People, please predict..

 

B "Fuck JD" P

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Here goes some predictin'...

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth © vs. The Prophet & Savior

-If Prophet writes, and writes for the belts, the Enlightenment will get them.  Unfortunately, the tag titles are kind of dead.  We lost them to the Clan a couple weeks before the last PPV, and they haven't appeared since.  Hell, I think Spider and Thoth have only wrestled alongside each other once since then.  A lot of people have tried to get the tag belts alive again, but they're really only a tool lately.  Might be time to get rid of them and let the memories of Y2Chris, The Fallen, and DVD do them well in memoriam...

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os vs. Lady Red

-K-Os.  Guys, if you haven't been following the JL, I hate to break it to you, but to put it lightly: K-Os will straight-wreck your shit.  In any case, JD's going to have to deal with some nasty Clanness.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Mistress Sarah © vs. Longdogger Pete

-I have faith in Pete, and I'd like to see him win, because he's really quietly been writing some great stuff this past month.  But I think Sarah's got the edge, fresh off a solid return.  Should be close, but let's say Sarah retains.

 

2 FALL MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Fallout

-Booyah!  Mag vs. Fallout again, and quite possibly for the best time ever!  I'm rooting for my Carnie compadre here, but it'll be close as hell, as usual.  I think that, if Fallout wins, he'll leave Mag with the LHW title and take the title shot.  I think if Mag wins, he'll keep both the belt and the shot, just because he just got the title, and Fallout really has done all he can with the belt.  In any case, I root for Mag, so that I can somehow finagle a contendership shot myself, and, if Mark wins, we could have a Carnie Brawl-For-All for the belt!

 

Yes, dreams are fun, kids.  Next!

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

-Hey, that's me!  Well, I'll predict Sacred here, just because I haven't not been the underdog for about 4 months now, and I've kind of gotten used to it.  Plus, he kicks ass.  In any case, I don't think this'll totally be settled here...there's still the matter of music to be dealt with, rarr...

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Hville Thugg © vs. Xstasy vs. Mark Stevens

-The heat is humongous, the build is fantastic, and the writers are bad muthas.  Carnie Pride says Stevens, overwhelming Logic says the monster Thugg, storyline "kick his ass, goddamnit, that heartless bastard!" says X, and...and...ahhhh!  Circuits overloading!  This could go anywhere, and the card's right--it IS one of the best Heavyweight Title matches we've seen in a long time, by way of both story and talent.  I'm gonna go with Stevens here, hoping for the Heavy Hitter to hit his stride once more, but any finish to this'll probably be cool.

 

Damn fine card for just 16 people.   BIGGER THINGS TO COME!!

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth © vs. The Prophet & Savior

-From what The Stubbster said, Mr. Prophet is writing his side's entire match. I don't know if he can defeat Nekura and Thoth by himself, so I'll give them the nod. And Edwin is right, this divison really needs some more competition...

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os vs. Lady Red

-I think Dawg has already been bitched out enough on this thread, so I'll take it easy on him and say he keeps the dream alive. Alive, I say!

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Mistress Sarah © vs. Longdogger Pete

-Gah, close call. Sarah is an experience Hardcore Champ, but Pete is a great writer who is just waiting to break out with something big. I'll say LDP in a very close contest.

 

2 FALL MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Fallout

-Damned if I know. I do love the stip however, because it pretty much forces both me and Fallout to pick one or the other (I honestly think a match with one fellow winning both falls has a very slight chance of winning. Then again, X did it once in the JL...). I've got plenty of time to write though, so I'll give it my best.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

-Hey, I just noticed that the top three matches are Carnie-licous! Huzzah! Um, anyway, this is going to be fantastic match, with Edwin obviously looking for revenge after Sacred blasted him with the PLASTIC BOWL O' EVIL!! I'll take Mr. MacPhisto in this one.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Hville Thugg © vs. Xstasy vs. Mark Stevens

-Gah...it's incredibly difficult to go against the Hville Thugg (sheer talent) and Mark Stevens (sheer talent and Carnie Pride), but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say X here. If memory serves, I believe this is X's first shot at the title, and he's definitely going to make the best of it in a fantastic, historical match.

[Guest Shawn]

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth © vs. The Prophet & Savior

- I'm guessing this will really be Thoth vs. Prophet as for who's writing. Clan retains.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os vs. Lady Red

- something tells me Dawg will pull it out here..

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Mistress Sarah © vs. Longdogger Pete

- Sarah's on a roll...

 

2 FALL MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Fallout

- I've been waiting for this one! ELM with the LHW and Fallout with the #1 contendership.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

- Edwin on the retain. Why not have a Startway to Plastic Bowl match? (the bowl suspended above the ring)

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Hville Thugg © vs. Xstasy vs. Mark Stevens

- As much as I'd mark for GSMS as a 3-time! 3-time! 3-time World Champ, Thugg will retain.

 

Heh... I picked all retains but I doubt it will happen that way.

[Guest crusen86]

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth © vs. The Prophet & Savior

- If Savior guy writes, very close match. But I don't think he will, so easy to the first two.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os vs. Lady Red

- K-Os. For quite a while, perhaps.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Mistress Sarah © vs. Longdogger Pete

- Peter, yo.

 

2 FALL MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Fallout

- Damn. Mag's won almost every other contendership match in the last 6 months, so it's time for a change. Mag keeps the belt though.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

- Edwin, default. Very close if Sacred writes though.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Hville Thugg © vs. Xstasy vs. Mark Stevens

- Hmm... Stevens, just upsetting the Thugg.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth © vs. The Prophet & Savior

- I have to say The Clan, if Spider writes.  Honestly, it's going to be Prophet vs. Thoth, and I think the Enlightened Outcast can take the "where the hell have you been" Thoth

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os vs. Lady Red

- Hmmmm...tough defense for JD here.  Annie's damn good, and K-Os is fucking great.  If you don't believe me, go to the JL board and check it out.  Sorry JD, but K-Os to win here.  But don't worry pal o' mine...we'll beat him down Pound-style a little later.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Mistress Sarah © vs. Longdogger Pete

- Sarah's been on a tear since returning, and she owned LDP in the JL.  But, I'm going with Pete for the mini-upset here.

 

2 FALL MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Fallout

- And for the one billionth time, this match won't dissappoint.  I think, in either match, ELM to retain, and Fallout to get the #1 contendership.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

- This is my mark out match of the night.  I'm going to go with the evilness of Sacred, mostly because he's as talented as anyone in the fed, and he's in my stable.  Give 'em hell SAcred!

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Hville Thugg © vs. Xstasy vs. Mark Stevens

- Hmmmm....good question here.  I'll say that the winner will be anyone who reads this match because...boy, it's gonna be good!  Trust me.

[Guest chirs3]

Might be time to get rid of them and let the memories of Y2Chris, The Fallen, and DVD do them well in memoriam...

 

Eh... heh heh... DVD and Fallen, yes...

 

I'm not sure Y2Chris' two-and-a-half-week reign counts.

 

Freakin' Rane and Cyclone Comet...

 

*someone whispers to Chirs3 that they jobbed the titles*

 

God damnit!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Wow, the first match I've had in the SWF where people have actually predicted me to win.  

 

I guess it pays to wrestle people that aren't Fallout.

[Guest Grand Slam]

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth © vs. The Prophet & Savior

- Well, as much as I hate to say it, this really depends on who writes and who doesn't.  In a perfect world where everyone shows, Spider & Thoth retain.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os vs. Lady Red

- I've been trying to get caught back up with the JL, and one of the few things I have learned so far is that K-Os is pretty good.  I'll pick him to pin JD for the first of what will be many titles in K-Os' WF career.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Mistress Sarah © vs. Longdogger Pete

- Good match here, and one I am looking forward to reading.  Sarah can write like a demon when motivated, and I think she might just be motivated to retain her title.  Sarah for the win, but LDP will give her a run for her money.

 

2 FALL MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Fallout

- Either way, I think ELM retains and Fallout takes the #1 Contendership.  But with a stip like this, there is no telling who will win what.  However that turns out, I see ELM's match winning.  (Carnie Pride!! )

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

- Now this is a match!!  Boy, this hurts.  Edwin is my fearless Carnival Ringmaster, but I have been a Sacred mark since the old RX days in the JL.  In this match I have to go with Edwin though.  He's been writing some of his best stuff recently, and I can see him pulling out all the stops for a PPV Title match.  (ahem... carnie Pride!!  )

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Hville Thugg © vs. Xstasy vs. Mark Stevens

- Well... as much as I would like to just say "Grand Slam wins his Third World Title in the match of the night" it just isn't that easy.  HVT + X + GSMS + SWFWHT + BII(PPV) + DP + MC = BTMIAW*

 

*Best Title Match In A While

 

... and there you go...

[Guest HVilleThugg]

DP?

 

MC?

 

EDIT:  DOH!  Yeah...shut up. I know...Da Pound...Midnight Carnival...just shut up...my brain's hurting.

 

Da "still wondering what drugs Mark has been taking, and where he can get some for himself" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Hello?  Anyone out there?

 

There hasn't been a new post on the SWF board in over *2 days* now.

 

There *is* a PPV coming up and it would be nice to know you haven't all evaporated from the face of the planet.  I know it's hard to pay attention to a WF PPV when we have the sheer excitement of the latest weekly JL show coming up, but maybe you could at least pretend.

 

Mothernature says hrm..."

[Guest crusen86]

I noticed that. The SJL rocks right now though.

 

Shouldn't the PPV be about now anyway? Oh, tomorrow... Eh.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Yeah, whatever.

 

I could return to action, beat Thugg for the title then job it to Cyclone Comet on the PPV and I bet the show wouldn't get more than 20 replies.

 

Mothernature says hrm some more..."

[Guest HVilleThugg]

I'm sorry...did I just hear Stubby say he should beat me??  

 

Yeah, yeah...shut up, I know you beat me before.  But I was still new then...now I'm a vet, and I say...bring it on my pot smoking friend...bring it on!

 

Stubby vs HVT would be tight...I'd pay to see it.  Then again, I'll probably get pissed off because there were only 4 clouds in the sky or something and then start a flame war.

 

Ouch...my brain hurts!

 

You know you owe me a singles match Stubby...at some point before I retire, I want you one on freaking one.

 

Da "thinking HVT/Stubby would be like Rock/Hogan...well, except for maybe the baldness....are you bald Stubby?  or maybe it won't be anything like that...i don't know...i've been writing for about 4 hours, with t least 3 more to do...i'm dying here" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I is bored y'all, gotta write another few thousand words.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth © vs. The Prophet & Savior

 

Whoever writes.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os vs. Lady Red

- I'll straight wreck all yo shits!

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Mistress Sarah © vs. Longdogger Pete

- Only I will know.

 

2 FALL MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Fallout

- Hmmmm... Tough to say. But I call Mag keeping title, Fallout getting contendership.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Sacred

- Sacred is my eVil Pound buddy.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Hville Thugg © vs. Xstasy vs. Mark Stevens

 

Gotta be loyal to my boy.

[Guest crusen86]

Oh, Thugg lays down the challenge.