Guest Posted March 27, 2002 Report Posted March 27, 2002 Why not discreetly trade Goldust to Vince's side. Vince can then announce that he has the replacement for Austin and his name is.. "Stone" Goldust. Basically it's Goldust with music that is a warp of his and Austins, using the Stunner as a finisher and maybe for the disturbo effect, he pours beer on himself and rubs it around in one of his trademark gestures. I'm sure that lines like "I too am from Texas, I too know how to ride it hard like a cowboy, I too enjoy drinking bottled water" and "I went out, I ordered some deviled eggs, some or'douves, a caesar salad, a bottle of wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of French wine and a can of Gerber for my daughter" couldn't be that bad "And that's the Bottom Line.. because you will never forget the name Stone Gollllllldddddussstt *bite at air*" Basically keep that up for a bit and Austin has some fodder for when he comes back. It also gives Goldust something to do
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Why not discreetly trade Goldust to Vince's side. Vince can then announce that he has the replacement for Austin and his name is.. "Stone" Goldust. Basically it's Goldust with music that is a warp of his and Austins, using the Stunner as a finisher and maybe for the disturbo effect, he pours beer on himself and rubs it around in one of his trademark gestures. I'm sure that lines like "I too am from Texas, I too know how to ride it hard like a cowboy, I too enjoy drinking bottled water" and "I went out, I ordered some deviled eggs, some or'douves, a caesar salad, a bottle of wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of French wine and a can of Gerber for my daughter" couldn't be that bad "And that's the Bottom Line.. because you will never forget the name Stone Gollllllldddddussstt *bite at air*" Basically keep that up for a bit and Austin has some fodder for when he comes back. It also gives Goldust something to do That would truly be hilarious, although it has nothing to do with Triple H or the nWo so I doubt it will happy.
Guest notJames Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Well if that's the case, you could give the gimmick to any of the nWo guys and call him "Stone Old"... Of course, you'd have to rework the whole beer gimmick if it was Scott Hall. He'd just sit in the ring and have them toss beers to him for two hours...
Guest ratboy Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 I digit (sucka), but that's only because I'm secretly a Goldust mark.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Heh, thats actually pretty funny and a good idea, because Goldust seems like he could be a really cool character (again? was Goldust really popular when he was first around? he was an IC champ, right?) to me if used right. Although I think being "de-pushed" to a parody/feud with Goldust would piss off Austin even more, at least it'd lead to a memorable moment or two with Goldust this time around.
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